Naruto fans’ quarrel shocked Uchiha

The Fourth Ninja World War –
the verbal war between Naruto fans appeared on the battlefield!
[Senju Hashirama abandoned Uchiha Madara who loved him deeply! Uchiha Madara ran away with the ball and gave birth to Uchiha Obito! ]
Uchiha Madara: “Hashirama, don’t stop me! I’m going to kill these bastards who spread rumors!!” Uchiha
Obito: “Oh, it feels like Tsunade has to call me uncle?”
[Uchiha Itachi, that dog beast who killed his father and mother! ]
Uchiha Sasuke: “Naruto get out of the way! I’m going to kill their whole family too!”
[Naruto is a saintly man, not destroying Konoha and preventing Sasuke from revenge! ]
Namikaze Minato: “Sure enough, I still have to use my Rasengan Super Rondo Roaring Style 3!”
[If I travel through time and space to Naruto, I will marry Kaguya first, then play with Tsunade, and then make Hinata, Sakura, Ino, Red Bean, and Yuhi Kurenai all my girlfriends! ]
Black Zetsu: “Want to be my father? You’re so bold!”
Konoha female ninjas: “~! @#￥%…” The art of spitting sweet words.
Konoha male ninjas: “Hunting time!!”
[I don’t understand, why don’t the ninjas kill the daimyo and ascend the throne themselves?]
Ninja World: “It’s numb… It’s really numb…”