Amazing America: My Uncanny Summons!

(This book is also known as “A Wonderful Night at the Museum”, “Starting from Screaming Laughter and Joyfully Exorcising Demons”, and “The First Summoned Creature is a Teddy Bear?!”)

“You ask who I am?”
Rango cleared his throat and said in a serious tone: “Retired dream thief, patron saint of the museum’s night shift, uncle who is born a bad seed, leader of the Wen family’s twin evil spirits, master of the witch group, supreme devil of the murder house, fearless captain of the demon-killing special forces, supreme enemy of the ancient god Titan, traveler across time and space, god who summons all things…”
“There is no room for so many people here!”
Bang!
The door of the hotel slammed shut!
“…”

(A million-word high-quality Hong Kong variety show, character can be guaranteed!)