Chapter 278 AI Teaches You to Love (Below) (Ch 278)

Then, another netizen raised a similar emotional question: “I have been pursuing a girl for almost a year. I confessed my feelings to her some time ago, but she neither agreed nor refused. What should I do?”

Xiaotuanzi still did the same thing, and asked first: “How much did you spend this year?”

“About 20,000 to 30,000 yuan,” the netizen replied. “I’m just an office worker, and spending this much money is already a lot.”

“Twenty or thirty thousand?” This time, the little girl’s answer was even sharper. “If it were me, I wouldn’t agree to it, nor would I reject you.”

“Ah? Why?” netizens asked in confusion.

“Because you are an ATM! I’m just hanging you!” Little Dumpling mercilessly exposed the reality, “So young man, I advise you not to be a bootlicker.”

The live broadcast room was completely boiling.

“Oh my god, little Dumpling is awesome!”

“It’s too cruel, but I like it!”

“It hurts, my friend!”

“Emotional expert Xiaotuanzi is here to teach you how to be a good person online!”

In the following time, netizens seemed to have discovered a new world. The questions they asked were almost all emotional issues. Xiaotuanzi also turned into an emotional expert. Various sharp and sarcastic answers emerged one after another, and the atmosphere in the live broadcast room reached a climax.

A female netizen asked: “My boyfriend has become increasingly cold towards me recently, what should I do?”

Little Dumpling: “Break up, next one.”

Female netizen: “Ah? But I still love him…”

Little Dumpling: “The next one will be better behaved.”

“puff!”

“Ha ha!”

“One is good, and the next one will be even better.”

“Is this AI? This is a human spirit!”

Netizens laughed and the live broadcast room was filled with joy.

In the next few hours, netizens seemed to open the floodgates of their emotions and consulted Xiaotuanzi on various emotional issues.

“Xiaotuanzi, my girlfriend and I are in a long-distance relationship. She has been getting colder and colder towards me recently. What should I do?” asked a netizen with a cartoon avatar.

“Long-distance relationship? Brother, I advise you to be careful.” Xiaotuanzi poured cold water on him mercilessly, “Distance not only creates beauty, but also creates mistresses. Either end the long-distance relationship or be prepared to be cuckolded.”

“Puff!” The live broadcast room suddenly burst into laughter, and the barrage of comments flew like snowflakes.

“It hurts, my friend! But what you said makes a lot of sense!”

“Little Dumpling is awake!”

“Hahaha, I’m dying of laughter. This AI is so venomous!”

Another female netizen asked: “Xiaotuanzi, my boyfriend always plays games and doesn’t accompany me, what should I do?”

This time, Xiaotuanzi’s answer was more direct: “Split! The next one is more obedient. A man who is more important than you in games, will you keep him for the New Year?”

“Domineering! Little Dumpling is mighty!”

“Well said! Men like this should be kicked out!”

“Little Dumpling, I wish I had half of your courage!”

Various questions emerged one after another, and Xiaotuanzi seemed to have turned into an emotional expert, with many golden sentences, and the live broadcast room was filled with laughter.

“Xiaotuanzi, what should I do if I fall in love with a girl who has a boyfriend?” asked a netizen with a slightly shy voice.

“Poaching!” Little Dumpling answered without hesitation, “As long as the hoe is used well, there is no corner that cannot be poached. Of course, the premise is that you must be sure that you really like her and are willing to bear the corresponding consequences.”

“Oh my god, little Dumpling’s values ​​are a bit distorted!”

“Hahaha, I just like the style of little Dumpling that doesn’t follow the routine!”

“Little Dumpling, you are instigating crime!”

…

Time passed quickly. Su Yang glanced at the time in the lower right corner of the computer. It was already past seven o’clock in the evening. Without realizing it, he had been live streaming for four hours.

“Okay, everyone, that’s all for today’s live broadcast. See you next time!” Su Yang said goodbye to netizens with a smile, then turned off the live broadcast.

After the live broadcast, Su Yang stretched and went out to eat.

At the same time, the influence of this live broadcast quickly fermented, like a stone thrown into a calm lake, causing ripples.

Topics such as #情感专家小团子#, #AI教学你话话#, and #直播神回复# quickly topped the Weibo hot search list, sparking heated discussions among netizens.

At night, in an apartment in a first-tier city, Xiaoya finished a day’s work and was scrolling through her phone out of boredom. She felt a little bored with all the entertainment gossip, food and travel information.

Suddenly, a topic “#AI teaches you how to fall in love#” caught her eye.

Xiaoya is an urban white-collar worker with a sweet appearance and a quiet personality, but her love life has always been blank. She has had a crush on several boys, but all of them ended in failure due to lack of courage.

She clicked on it and saw a video clip of an AI named Xiaotuanzi answering netizens’ emotional questions during a live broadcast. In the video, Xiaotuanzi’s sharp and venomous answers made her laugh out loud, and also made her very curious about this AI.

In the video, a male netizen asked: “My girlfriend is angry, how can I comfort her?”

Xiaotuanzi replied bluntly: “Your girlfriend didn’t even tell me why she was angry, how can I teach you? You deserve to be single!”

Xiaoya burst out laughing and thought that this AI was really interesting.

She immediately opened the Xiaotuanzi website and registered an account.

“Hello, little dumpling,” Xiaoya typed tentatively, “I’ve had a crush on a boy for a long time, but I don’t dare to confess. What should I do?”

Almost instantly, the little girl’s reply popped up: “Secret crush? Stop talking, kiss him!”

“puff!”

Xiaoya laughed.

This AI is so powerful!

However, Xiaoya thought about it and felt that it made sense. Sometimes one has to be bold in pursuing love.