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Chapter 192: Wood Leaf’s Intricacies · Grass and Grass Terrain Research and Peeking Technique! (Ch 192)

Chapter 192: Wood Leaf's Intricacies · Grass and Grass Terrain Research and Peeking Technique!

When Jiraiya heard Yue Yan directly say that she was a girl to avoid Fuzi Liuhong’s entanglement, his eyes widened.

Damn it! You beat me up so hard when we were misunderstood just now, but now you can say you are a girl so naturally, can you please have some moral integrity?

After understanding what Jiraiya’s eyes conveyed, Yue Yan shrugged indifferently, indicating that even if he was making fun of himself, he would never take the blame for Jiraiya.

After Yue Yan and Jiraiya stared at each other for a while, Fuzi Liuhong didn’t want to wait any longer and looked at Jiraiya with an extremely serious expression.

“Master Jiraiya, if you are worried that the child will come looking for you in the future and cause you trouble, don’t worry at all. I will tell her that I picked her up, and you don’t have to worry about all the expenses. Our Nadeshiko Village will take full responsibility. For you, it’s just a good night.”

Although it only takes one night of sex to be done and you don’t have to be responsible for the follow-up, I believe many men will not hesitate for too long.

But Jiraiya couldn’t get over this kind of thing. After all, although he was a pervert, he was a pervert with principles.

Looking at Jiraiya’s conflicted expression, Fushigi Ryuhong seemed to have thought of something and placed a dose of pills on the table.

“If Master Jiraiya is worried about your age, we have a special medicine specially developed by Nadeshiko Village that will ensure you stay hard as iron all night long.”

“Wow, the little blue pill?”

Yue Yan was really surprised this time. Although he studied medicine, his major was internal medicine and surgery. He only had a general knowledge of this kind of medical knowledge and knew at most some nourishing and maintenance medicines. But he did not expect that there were already blue pills in the ninja world today.

In this regard, Yue Yan could only summarize it by saying that the technology tree of the ninja world was indeed misplaced.

But then again, the ninja world should be similar to the previous life. When you reach a certain age, you will indeed be troubled by this kind of problem.

If Yue Yan could develop an aphrodisiac that could replenish kidney energy, not to mention the ninjas, the daimyos and nobles would definitely go crazy for it, and by then they would be able to make a lot of money.

It just so happened that Orochimaru had insufficient funds for his experiments, so he created his own ninja village. If they could work together to develop an aphrodisiac, it would definitely sell well.

Just as Yue Yan’s thoughts were going astray, Jiraiya pulled him to a corner, clasped his hands together and began to beg.

“Please, Yue Yan, my good disciple, can you take the blame for me this time? Anyway, Fuzi Liuhong will not enter your life, and she is a great beauty, so you won’t suffer any loss.”

“No, it’s your fault, why should I take the blame?”

Yue Yan rolled his eyes speechlessly.

“I’m not saying anything bad about you, but Jiraiya-sensei, can you be more reliable? How can you cheat your apprentice like this?”

Listening to Yue Yan’s complaints, Jiraiya gritted his teeth, as if he had made some kind of decision.

“If you agree, Yue Yan, I will teach you my most proud move.”

Hearing this, Yue Yan raised his eyebrows.

“Tell me about it.”

The move that could make Jiraiya say that he is most proud of should be the Myoboku Mountain Sage Mode. Coincidentally, if it is really the Myoboku Mountain Sage Mode, Yue Yan may consider it. After all, the only thing he lacks now is the Myoboku Mountain Sage Technique.

Facing Yue Yan’s expectant gaze, Jiraiya struck a pose that he thought was quite handsome.

“This is my secret weapon, the secret weapon of Konoha: the art of stalking and peeping through bushes!” Jiraiya hummed with pride. “As long as you learn this trick, you will never be caught peeping at any female bathhouse in the ninja world. Even in places like Konoha where the bathhouse ladies are more vicious than the Anbu, the success rate will be 50%.”

After saying that, Jiraiya came up to Yue Yan and winked.

“Are you looking forward to it? Do you want to learn it? From the first time I saw you, I knew that you and I are the same kind of people. Don’t be shy. As long as you help me with this matter, I can teach you this trick. I didn’t even teach Minato this trick.”

After Jiraiya said the name of the technique, Yue Yan’s face darkened and he could no longer suppress the desire to complain.

“What the hell is this technique of sneaking through the bushes? Aren’t you good at earth escape? Shouldn’t it be easy to sneak in? And what’s the use of learning this trick? When I go into the bathhouse, I have to explain to the bathhouse lady for a long time that I am a man, otherwise I will be led directly to the women’s bathhouse. Also, the reason why you didn’t teach this technique to Minato-san is probably because you were afraid of being hung up and whipped by Kushina-san with diamond chains, right? It’s like this technique is something very powerful! And you actually created such a technique just for spying, how obsessed are you with spying!? Could it be that the barrier of Konoha bathhouse was set up because of you!?”

Puff!!!

Jiraiya seemed to hear the sound of a knife stabbing his heart. After all, the thing that Yue Yan despised so much was what he had always dreamed of.

After saying that, Yue Yan took a deep breath and suppressed the urge to continue complaining.

“Give up, there’s no way I’ll agree to that.”

“All right.”

Seeing Yue Yan’s firm attitude, Jiraiya sighed and gave up the idea of ​​letting Yue Yan take the blame.

“Since you don’t want to agree to it, why don’t you take me with you? With your speed, no one will find you.”

Hearing this, Yue Yan stared at Jiraiya with a pair of dead fish eyes until he made Jiraiya laugh and scratch his head.

“You asked me to come here not only to let me take the blame, but also to let me take you away if you can’t trick me.”

“Nothing we can do.” Jiraiya shrugged and spread his hands. “Neither of us will agree to the other side, so we can only run away.”

“Scumbag.”

Yue Yan’s words made Jiraiya’s old face turn red.

Just as Yue Yan grabbed Jiraiya’s collar and was about to use electromagnetic levitation to fly away, Fushiko Ryuhong came over.

“Have you discussed it?”

“Forehead……”

Jiraiya scratched his head in embarrassment.

Seeing this, Fuzi Liuhong had the expression I had guessed, and then she sighed.

“Since Master Zai Lai Ye is so opposed to it, I won’t force it anymore.”

“?” x2

Yue Yan and Jiraiya were both confused, not knowing why the previously extremely persistent Fushiko Ryuhong would give up.

In this regard, Fushigi Liuhong explained that two years ago, she met a man. Although he was not as strong as Jiraiya, he won Fushigi Liuhong’s heart. The reason why she came to find Jiraiya was mainly because of the bet made that year. If Jiraiya fulfilled the agreement, then Fushigi Liuhong would give up even if she liked that man. But now Jiraiya does not want to fulfill the agreement, so Fushigi Liuhong can be with the person she likes.

After listening to this, Yue Yan knew that the man that Fuzi Liuhong was talking about might be the future father of Shizuka.

“So… did I come here for nothing?”

After leaving the town, Yue Yan complained speechlessly to Jiraiya who was standing beside him.

Hearing this, Jiraiya was even more speechless.

“I was chased by a bunch of big bugs in the Kingdom of Wind before. I finally got rid of them and found a place to rest, but I was caught by Fushiko Liuhong. I was even more speechless.”


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Naruto: The Beginning of a Real Rookie: Humanoid Pokémon

Naruto: The Beginning of a Real Rookie: Humanoid Pokémon

火影:开局真新人之人形宝可梦
Status: Ongoing Type: Released: 2025 Native Language: chinesse
[Naruto + Pokémon System + Relaxation and Joy] After Yue Yan died in an accident, he traveled to the Naruto world. Looking at the cute girl in the mirror, Yue Yan was confused. So cute, it turns out to be a boy, the ancients were not deceiving me. When Yue Yan got the big gift package, he was even more confused. I understand the super real rookie physique, but what the hell is the yellow-skinned mouse template that discharges electricity? And this steel tail skill, I don’t have a tail, are you asking me to kill the enemy with my butt? In this regard, Yue Yan said, where is the Pokémon you promised? In the end, I am the Pokémon!

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