Chapter 61 Satire from Takehiko (Ch 61)

Hearing Yue Yan say that he was a man, Qian looked at Yue Yan suspiciously, his eyes resting on Yue Yan’s flat chest, and then he suddenly realized.

“It turns out that she said she was a man because she had no breasts.”

Yue Yan: (ꐦ ಠ 皿ಠ)

Chiyo’s words broke Yue Yan’s defense. Yue Yan’s face turned red and he was about to curse back, but he always felt that the words were so pale.

After all, Chiyo is so old and has been on the battlefield for so many years, she must have heard all kinds of nasty words, so if she wants to fight back, she must start from another angle.

Under Chiyo’s gaze, Yue Yan, whose face was originally flushed, suddenly calmed down, and then put on a funny expression that looked like he deserved a beating.

“I didn’t expect that even though I hid so deeply, you could still see through me. You are so shrewd, so cunning, and old man pushing a cart… ahem, old but strong old lady Chiyo, you have a sharp eye. Even though I hid so deeply, you could still see through me.”

Chiyo: …

This kid is scolding me, he is definitely scolding me.

Just as Chiyo’s anger level continued to rise, Yue Yan spoke again, making Chiyo’s blood pressure report so angry.

“As a very old senior, I didn’t want to hit you, but since you saw through me, I won’t hide it anymore.”

As he spoke, Yue Yan performed the transformation technique and turned into the appearance of Angel Yan, well, mainly the figure.

Her smooth black hair fell behind her head, with a hint of red at the end of her hair swaying gently in the breeze. Her body lines were extremely graceful, and the two evil masses on her chest were particularly obvious.

As Yue Yan crossed his arms and held up the evil in front of his chest, the corners of his mouth showed Angel Yan’s signature smile, which was seductive and teasing.

Yue Yan’s face is 80% similar to Angel Yan’s, and his expression is very lifelike, which fully expresses Angel Yan’s nobility and elegance, making all the men, whether they are from the Sand Ninja side or the Konoha side, feel like an arrow has pierced their hearts.

Yue Yan looked at Chiyo with charming eyes, and his words were cold yet teasing.

“I didn’t want to appear on the battlefield like this, after all…”

Yue Yan looked at the Sand Ninjas with a smile, some of whom were male ninjas who had already bent their backs.

“hehe.”

Although Yue Yan didn’t say anything, it seemed like he had said everything, and Chiyo was so angry that her old face turned green.

After all, the words ‘North of the Milky Way, Wu Yan is the most beautiful’ are not said in vain.

Even though Yue Yan used the seal of the transformation technique in front of everyone, everyone was immersed in Yue Yan’s stunning beauty.

“Old lady Chiyo, you are so old, you should not show up on the battlefield. It would be bad if your breasts, which have already sagged due to age, were hit and dented. After all, there is no such thing as respecting the elderly and loving the young on the battlefield.”

Yue Yan covered his mouth and smiled, being as sarcastic as he could be, and these words were like sharp knives, piercing Chiyo’s heart one by one, making Chiyo’s blood pressure rise in anger.

What made Chiyo even more angry was that when Yue Yan was flirting over here like Angel Yan, all the male Sand Ninjas blushed and turned their heads away shyly.

At this time, Asuma came back to his senses from the shock of Yue Yan using the transformation technique, and couldn’t help but poke Hizashi beside him and spoke in a low voice.

“Teacher Hizashi, when we were taking a hot spring bath together before, I confirmed with my own eyes that Yue Yan is a man, but why is he so good at pretending to be a woman? And he is so good at flirting.”

Even though Asuma had expressed that his love for Hong was evident from heaven and earth, he still couldn’t avoid being a little distracted. It can only be said that Angel Yan’s charm was too great.

Chiyo knew that if she let Yue Yan continue to tease her, there would be no need to fight this war.

After a cold snort, he controlled the puppet to attack Yue Yan.

“Sweet-talking little devil, don’t think you can fool us with a transformation technique.”

Hearing this, Yue Yan sneered and continued to mock Chiyo.

“Hehe, I did use the transformation technique, but this is what I will look like when I grow up. After all, I am only a teenager now, unlike you. In another ten years, tsk tsk tsk …”

Chiyo:

Chiyo’s anger was directly brought to the maximum by Yue Yan. As she launched the attack, the others also entered combat status.

At this time, Hizashi wanted to go over to help Yue Yan deal with Chiyo. After all, Chiyo was a veteran ninja with a long history. Even though he knew that Yue Yan was strong, as a teacher whose mission was to protect Yue Yan, he was still a little worried.

However, when he noticed that Hizashi wanted to come over to help him, Yue Yan simply waved his hand to refuse. His own fighting style was not suitable for having teammates around him. Even if Hizashi was strong, they would likely affect each other.

Seeing this, Hiashi was no longer obsessed.

Yue Yan raised his hand and condensed the Thunder Spear, then threw it out, blasting away the attacking puppets. Then he bit his fingers, placed his hands on the ground, and summoned Xiaolan and the slug over.

When Xiaolan saw the surrounding environment clearly, she joined the battle without saying a word.

Seeing this, Yue Yan looked at the huge slug.

“Sister Slug, after splitting, attach yourself to every Konoha ninja to help them delay the onset of the poison.”

Chiyo clicked her tongue in dissatisfaction as she watched the split open, revealing a slug attached to each and every Konoha ninja’s body.

After all, after finding out that Yue Yan and the others were here, Chiyo had already released a new type of poison in advance, and the previous mocking of Yue Yan was just to delay the onset of the poison. But now it seems that with the slug here, it is impossible to use poison to resolve the battle.

“What a perceptive little devil.”

After Chiyo cursed under her breath, she controlled the puppet to attack Yue Yan fiercely.

The azure blue puppet strings in the original anime are designed to allow the audience to see them more intuitively. In reality, except for the Byakugan that can see chakra, they are normally invisible to the naked eye. Therefore, Yue Yan has no way to destroy Chiyo by cutting the chakra strings. He can only keep dodging the puppet’s attacks and then take advantage of the gaps to counterattack with skills.

The puppeteers had very limited means of attack. The swords pre-installed on the puppets were the Thousand Bones and Kunai sprayed by various mechanisms. Every puppeteer’s solution to this problem was to poison the weapons. These guys were just short of poisoning their own chakras.

The only weakness of puppeteers is their relatively fragile bodies, so Yue Yan’s fighting method is to rely on speed to get close to Chiyo and then take him away with one move.

Not only that, Chiyo is the only Kage-level strongman that Yue Yan has fought against. If she is killed or defeated, the first golden treasure chest can be obtained.

According to the rule that every quality of treasure chest will contain good things after being opened for the first time, Yue Yan is quite looking forward to it.

Feeling Yue Yan’s fiery gaze on her, Chiyo’s eyes narrowed. After guessing that Yue Yan might resort to close combat, she decisively controlled the puppet and rushed towards Yue Yan.

Seeing this scene, Yue Yan couldn’t help but frown. He didn’t believe that Chiyo didn’t see how he had smashed the puppet before. Doing so would be tantamount to throwing away his own weapon.

Although he was very confused, Yue Yan would not waste such a good opportunity. He raised his hand, condensed the Thunder Spear, and blasted it at the oncoming puppet.

At the moment the puppet was hit, Chiyo’s mouth curled up slightly.