Chapter 86: Start to fool (Ch 86)

After midnight.
[This week’s talent has been refreshed]
[Bath God (Green): You don’t need to take a bath, your body will always remain clean and fragrant]
[Toothpaste spokesperson (green): You don’t need to brush your teeth, the dirt on your teeth will be automatically removed and they will always remain bright and white]
[Underwear Collector (Green): You have endless underwear to wear, but you only get it when you need to change it]
[Rejoice Spokesperson (Green): Even if you never wash your hair, your hair will still be smooth and shiny, and your hair volume will be amazing, and you will never be bald for life]
[Sage (Black): You are in sage mode anytime and anywhere, without desire or need]
Wheeler: “?”
This time, the talent seems to be quite good.
He thought that he was now in prison and could neither take a shower nor brush his teeth, let alone change his underwear.
Therefore, except for the fifth item [Sage], the other four talents are extremely useful to him now.
But the problem now is…
You need Bailey to buy talents.
I am penniless now. How can I get money in this dark place to buy the talent?
Wheeler began to think about this question.
at the same time.
“Hey, give me another bowl.”
At the cell door, Joet once again rolled over the gourd filled with wine.
Weller reached out to pick up the wine jug, then picked up a box of oil-splashed noodles and handed it out.
Since he knew that the other party could produce alcohol continuously, there was naturally no need for Wheeler to play tricks on them anymore.
In order to be able to replenish water every day, he now decided to focus on honest transactions.
“Remember to give me the wine jug after you finish drinking.” Joet’s voice came again from next door.
“Well, you don’t have to return the box to me after you finish it. Find a way to dispose of it yourself.” Wheeler replied.
He was not worried that the guy next door would be discovered by the jailer. After all, if this happened, he would no longer be able to conduct any “transactions” with him.
I believe the other party must be aware of the serious consequences.
Soon, he finished all the remaining twenty bowls of oil-splashed noodles. Wheeler wiped his lips with the hem of his prison uniform and was about to lie on the ground and do another two thousand push-ups, but at this moment…
Gurgle~~
My stomach suddenly started to growl.
It’s not because I’m hungry, but because I want to poop.
It has been two whole days since he entered Impel Down. Not to mention pooping, the only time he peed was in the iron pot during his “baptism”.
After looking around for a while, Wheeler went to the door again and asked the person next door, “Well…how do you usually solve the problem of pooping and peeing?”
After the words fell, the person next to him was silent for a while, and then he replied: “Shouldn’t there be a pit over there in the corner?”
“pit?”
Upon hearing this, Wheeler glanced towards the corner.
“Is that where the toilet is?”
He had previously thought that the decoration was not complete and a corner was missing.
“Just keep pulling. Someone will come to clean it up every week.”
Perhaps because he had not eaten such delicious food for a long time, Joet, who had eaten two bowls of hot dry noodles in a row, was in a very good mood, so he explained to Wheeler again.
“Only once a week?”
this……
It’s really fucking annoying to fall asleep every night smelling the scent.
The resentment towards Aokiji in his heart increased again. Helplessly, Weller sighed, took off his pants, squatted on the pit and started to exert his strength.
While defecating, I thought to myself that since my appetite had increased, the frequency of my excretion had become much less than before.
Considering that this place is the sixth floor of the Impel Down Prison, and the pirates imprisoned there are all very powerful pirates, perhaps the designer also took this into consideration?
About five minutes later, the stench filled the cell.
Wheeler picked up the lunch box on the ground and put it on the pile of shit. Just as he was about to pull up his pants, he remembered a more serious problem.
Damn, there’s no paper.
How to wipe your butt without paper?
You can’t scrape it with chopsticks, right?
Squatting on the ground with his bare butt, Wheeler reached out and touched his chin, only to feel like he was about to get sick.
…
The next day at noon.
Still wearing formal clothes and sunglasses, with big wavy hair, the blonde beauty – Domino, pushed the food cart and appeared again at the door of the cell on the sixth underground floor.
“Weller.”
She looked through the railing and called out softly inside.
At the same time, he looked inside.
“Hey, here you are, beautiful.” Wheeler greeted Domino with a smile.
“Why are you… not wearing any clothes?” Pushing her sunglasses, her beautiful eyes quickly swept over Wheeler’s pectoral muscles and abdominal muscles. Domino coughed and then began to blush again.
“Oh, the clothes were dirty and I threw them in the corner.” Wheeler replied.
“Then… do you need me to get you another set?”
“No, I have clothes to wear.”
As Wheeler spoke, he reached out and wiped the sweat from his neck, and at the same time took off his prison pants in front of Domino.
The next second, in Domino’s extremely panicked eyes, a pair of brown overalls appeared on Wheeler’s body, tightly wrapping up his exposed muscles.
“What…is this?” Domino asked in surprise, patting his red cheeks.
“A little magic trick.”
Weller made up something, then moved forward, stuck his head out of the railing, and used his “handsome face” to exude charm to the other person.
“Beautiful lady, are you here to tell me the result? My heart is beating so fast right now. I’m so scared. You bring me bad news. After all, I didn’t see you yesterday and I felt like I couldn’t breathe.”
Domino: (❁ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)
“Yes.” She nodded slightly: “Warden Magellan has already promised me that I can be transferred to the sixth floor.”
“Really? Does this mean I can see you every day?”
“Um……”
“I’m so happy. I’ve never been so happy before. When I think about being able to admire your beauty every day, I’m so excited that I can’t help but want to hug you.”
“hug me?”
Domino became nervous when he heard these three words.
However, in addition to nervousness, there is more anticipation in my heart.
Unexpectedly, Wheeler changed the subject: “What a pity…”
“What a pity?” Domino asked quickly.
“Because there is no toilet paper in the prison, so… I stink now, I am not worthy of hugging you at all.”
“I don’t mind.”
“But I mind!”
Wheeler stopped Domino and took two steps back.
“How can a beauty like you who is as beautiful as a fairy be desecrated by such a dirty smell?”
“Then…then…”
Seeing this, Domino paced anxiously.
About ten seconds later, she finally thought of a solution. She left a message saying “I’ll get you some paper” and quickly ran towards the stairs at the end of the corridor.
“It’s done.”
Looking at Domino’s back disappearing at the stairs, Weller raised the corner of his mouth slightly and muttered to himself.