Chapter 1 No matter who you are, quickly get off him! (Ch 1)

【Remember to add vinegar】

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【Brain Eater Self-service】

“What did you call me? Enelu?!”

Enel was holding a man with a Mohawk in his hand, his body charred as if he had been struck by lightning, and he looked a little dazed.

Isn’t he writing One Piece fan fiction on Tomato?

The last second you were still imagining that if you were Enel, it would be like this and like that… and the next second your dream would come true, right?

“Ahem…if not call you Enelu, what should I call you?”

“God?”

“You don’t deserve it!”

He exhaled a puff of black smoke from his mouth. Even though his Mohawk hairstyle was grabbed by the head and lifted in the air, he still had a rebellious and ferocious expression, staring at Enel, as if his home had been robbed by the other party.

This line…

This little look…

Enelu came to his senses and roughly knew who this b-thing was.

The Sky Island Flathead, the CPR expert, and the “War Ghost” Webber.

Enelu remembered that in the anime, the original owner was once controlled by Weber using seastone, which made him unable to transform into an element. He was then hit in the heart by his slam shell and fell to the ground on the spot.

If the original owner hadn’t been able to perform defibrillation, he would have just sent it away…

Thinking of this, Enel threw Weber to the ground, leaned over and pinched his chin hard, then pulled the skates off his feet.

Push him down! Strangle him! Take off his shoes!

The movements are continuous and done in one go.

Only after he threw the skates in his hand far away did Enel sit down on Weber and let out a long sigh.

He clearly remembered that this guy’s slippers were filled with seastone.

Friends who often travel through time know that when you first travel to a new world, you must prioritize your own life safety!

After confirming that nothing could threaten him for the time being, Enel took out an apple from his bloomers and while chewing it, he reviewed the plot about himself in the anime of his previous life.

First of all, the original owner was a user of the natural thunder fruit and was born in Sky Island Bika. After destroying his hometown Bika, he defeated the former god of Sky Island, Gan Ful, and his guards. From then on, he began to rule Sky Island with the four priests and hundreds of guards.

It was not until the protagonist Luffy and his friends landed on Sky Island that the original owner’s good days came to an end.

A person whose body can turn into lightning and is immune to all physical attacks, has lightning speed, possesses telepathic network ability, can predict the enemy’s movements, and can release a voltage of 200 million volts. In the Sky Island arc before the three-color domineering setting, he was almost invincible.

But even such a character couldn’t beat a Nika man who played with rubber.

Finally, the Straw Hat Pirates got the gold, added a bell… and rang the bell.

The power of the Kingdom of God returned to Gan Ful’s hands. The Shandians and Sky Islanders, who had been fighting for more than four hundred years, shook hands and made peace and held a banquet. The world was achieved only with the original owner injured.

What a satisfying ending.

When I saw the original owner being defeated by Luffy with the “Rubber Golden Bomb” and ran to the moon to cosplay Wu Gang.

He sat in front of the computer and everything in front of his eyes went dark.

In this river?

Oda, can you tell me about this river?

Sure enough, what the Internet said was right!

Oda is just a lousy comic artist, he knows nothing about Naruto, Bleach, Fairy Tail, and Conan!

……

But there is no way, the plot is like this…

What stage has the plot progressed to now?

Enel looked down at Weber, whose face was flushed and he was having difficulty breathing, as he sat on the big pectoral muscles of Weber.

Putting his hand on Weber’s face, Enel showed a kind smile. His blood, carrying with it a terrifying force that exploded suddenly, rushed through his veins like a flood that had been opened, flowing to every part of his body.

A light blue arc flashed across his body, and the next second it poured out along Enel’s hand.

Thunder roared, and amidst the deafening roar, there was Weber’s scream as if he had been electrocuted, and Enel’s increasingly impatient roar.

“Say it or not! Say it or not! Say it or not……”

……

Three hours later, Enel climbed up from Weber, panting. Both of them had flushed faces and were breathing heavily.

Looking down at Weber, who was lying on the ground with empty eyes, as if he had been raped, and exuding a desire for death.

Enelu sneered.

“You are so stubborn. You didn’t say anything even though I was electrocuted like this.”

It must be said that Weber is truly worthy of being called the Flathead Brother of Sky Island. Even Enel couldn’t help but give him a thumbs up.

My goodness, if he were placed in the Anti-Japanese War period, his achievements would be remembered by future generations.

An excellent member of our underground party organization, the enemy has never obtained any intelligence from him…

Even though his body was charred by the electric shock, his limbs were twitching, and he was foaming at the mouth, Weber still refused to give in.

He was glaring at Enelu, looking mad with anger, “Three hours, you shocked me for three hours and you’re asking me if I want to tell you or not…”

“Why don’t you ask?”

Webber’s expression was filled with grief and anger, his back teeth were about to break, “You didn’t ask me anything but asked me if I wanted to tell you or not… What should I say?!!!”

“Ah… no…”

Enelu was stunned for a moment. “This… I gave you electrotherapy for three hours, and you didn’t ask anything?”

He scratched his head and gave Webber an awkward but polite smile.

“Sorry, I just traveled through time and I’m excited…”

Facing the smiling Enel, Waver’s expression froze, as if he had seen a ghost. “Whoever you are, get off him!”

Weber spoke fiercely and looked at Enel with a wary look.

He had never seen Enel with such an obscene expression.

A cruel and tyrannical ruler is already troublesome enough, if the other party is more despicable… then will the Shandian people still be able to survive?

When Waver pointed his nose at him, the kind smile on Enel’s face disappeared.

As expected, being kind to others is only suitable for the protagonist. Even smiling at a villain like myself will be looked upon with suspicion.

He kicked Weber, who had just crawled up from the ground, and almost kicked him into a folding screen.

Looking down at Weber, who was lying on the ground with his hands covering his stomach and grinning, Enel scratched his ears and spoke in a lazy tone.

“I ask, you answer, understand?”

Weber didn’t say anything, still glaring at Enelu with resentful eyes.

“Well…I’ll just assume you understand.”

As expected, Enel yawned and asked casually:

“What year is it in the Haiyuan calendar now?”

“Or let me ask it another way—”

“Have you ever met a rubber man wearing a straw hat, yelling about wanting to be the Pirate King’s man?”