Chapter 365 Killing the Five Pigs (Ch 365)

Qi Jia picked up a stick on the roadside. It was straight and slender. Zhang Ruonan had lied to him for a long time but he was reluctant to give it to her.

He held it in his hand and wielded it like a sword, making a whirring sound. The weeds that had just sprouted on the roadside were all chopped off with one of his Thunderous Half-Moon Slash moves.

[It is no exaggeration to say that if I had such a stick when I was a child, the rape flowers within a ten-mile radius would not dare to sprout.]

[Ah, I didn’t expect Qi Bao to be so innocent]

[Qi Gou, give the stick to Ruonan quickly, don’t force me to kneel down and beg you]

[There is a small problem with your stick. Send it to me and I will take a look at it for you.]

[What’s so special about this? I play with this big sword every day, 399 each time]

[Upstairs, nuclear emergency alarm]

[Big Sword brother, it’s me. I’m sorry there are so many people outside. I want to ask if you can send me the address of your 399 Big Sword in private chat. Please]

In the live broadcast room, the barrage of comments filled the screen, and most people were thinking about the stick in Qi Jia’s hand. After all, no man could refuse three things at the same time.

Fishing, washing feet, and a stick as straight as a sword.

It is the 26th day of the twelfth lunar month, and there are still 4 days until the Chinese New Year.

The task Qi Jia and Zhang Ruonan drew today was to go to a villager’s house to help slaughter the New Year pig and cut pork.

Since pigs are not allowed to be raised in the ancient city, the family the crew wanted to visit was in a village 5 kilometers away from the ancient city.

The two got up at dawn in the morning and took the program crew’s car to the village entrance.

“Here, hold it for me.”

Seeing some villagers coming to greet him, Qi Jia handed the big sword in his hand to Zhang Ruonan.

Zhang Ruonan took it with joy and slapped Qi Jia lightly, without causing any pain.

“Hello uncle, we are here to help with the pig slaughtering.” Qi Jia walked up to the villager with a simple face and shook hands with him, who was about fifty years old.

The uncle spoke in unstandard Mandarin, smiled naively and said, “Thank you for your hard work. I am Ma Dazhi, the village chief here.”

Hearing this name, the netizens in the live broadcast room immediately laughed.

[Hey, isn’t this a snake’s butt? ]

[Ma Dazhi, corporal of the Guangdong Army Infantry Company]

[You can’t put them in like this. If you stew them like this, the soup will become mushy.]

[Snake butt, the most heroic sacrifice]

Following the village chief towards his home, many children gathered around curiously when they saw the camera and ran around the team.

From time to time, he would run to Zhang Ruonan, take a look at her, then excitedly run to the side, dancing and talking to his friends.

I could vaguely hear him saying,

“That sister is really beautiful. If you don’t believe me, come with me to see her.”

This funny and childlike action made Zhang Ruonan laugh so hard that she fell backwards.

Qi Jia and the village chief watched with a smile, chatting from time to time.

“Uncle Ma, how many pigs are you going to kill this year?”

“Two. This year all three of my children are coming home with their families to celebrate the New Year. So we can kill one more and make more bacon to share with them when the time comes.”

When the village chief said this, a happy smile appeared on his old face.

Qi Jia felt a pang in his heart when he saw this and couldn’t help but think of his parents. It was almost the New Year and he hadn’t even had time to call them to ask about their lives. Damn it.

“Oh, there are two big fat pigs. The whole family is back. It seems that this year is not only a fat year, but also a happy and reunion year, haha.”

Qi Jia didn’t ask the village chief “Are you happy?” or other stupid questions. He only talked about topics that the old man liked.

“That’s right, it only comes once a year.” The village chief nodded in agreement and asked Qi Jia, “Young man, don’t you need to go back home for the New Year?”

Qi Jia pointed at the camera and said with a smile,

“I want to, but I still have to work. I have no choice.”

Perhaps it was because they were having a great time chatting, or perhaps it was Qi Jia’s friendly attitude that gradually made the village chief let go of his restraint. He sighed and said in a mature and steady tone,

“Young man, don’t think I’m nagging you. You can’t make enough money. It’s New Year’s Day and you’re wandering around alone. Your parents must be very upset to see you.

As parents, we only want our children to be happy and healthy. It doesn’t matter how much money they have.”

The village chief’s words touched the hearts of many netizens in the live broadcast room.

[Located in Yanghe, I didn’t make any money, so I don’t dare go home for the New Year]

[Uncle, it’s not that I don’t want to go back, it’s just that if I go back I’ll be urged to get married]

[If I don’t go back, I will suffer alone. If I go back, my whole family will suffer, so I just won’t go back]

[The uncle era has changed. Now a wealthy family is a safe haven, while a poor family is a Shura field]

[Sitting alone on a snowy street in London, I miss home]

[I want to go back, but the delivery fee is tripled during the Chinese New Year, and I have to make money to support my parents in their old age]

“Yes, Uncle Ma, you are right.” Qi Jia did not refute the village chief’s words. He pointed his finger at Zhang Ruonan, who was showing off his wooden stick to a group of snotty-nosed children.

“But I’m not wandering alone. No, that’s my girlfriend. Isn’t that childish?”

The village chief looked in the direction Qi Jia pointed, and immediately grinned, revealing two big golden front teeth. He smiled and said, “Just like you, they are all good kids. It’s not like there haven’t been celebrities who have come to our village before, but I’ve never seen anyone as kind and unpretentious as you and your girlfriend.”

“Why should I put on airs? Aren’t celebrities also human beings? I’m not afraid of you laughing when I tell you this. When I was a child, my family slaughtered a pig for the New Year and the pig escaped. I was pushed by the pig.”

Oh~ The village chief looked surprised, as if he couldn’t believe it, but then he burst into laughter.

The village chief’s house is a three-story western-style building with white tofu-block tiles on the outside. It looks very new and is probably built not long ago.

Seeing the big star coming, the villagers who had gathered in the yard to help early stopped what they were doing and looked at him curiously.

A young man recognized Qi Jia and Zhang Ruonan, and couldn’t help but exclaimed, shaking with excitement, and stammered, asking if they could take a photo together.

Naturally, the two would not refuse and agreed generously.

At this time, the village chief took out two red plaid aprons with a little white rabbit embroidered on the chest, handed them to the two people and said,

“Come on, boys, put on your aprons and gloves, or you won’t get your clothes dirty later.”

Zhang Ruonan took it, put it on in a few seconds, and then turned his back to Qi Jia and said,

“Qi Jia, help me tie it, don’t tie it into a knot”

“Don’t worry, I’ll tie it for you.” Qi Jia smiled and pulled up the two ties of the apron and tied a beautiful bow on Zhang Ruonan’s small waist.

Zhang Ruonan jumped twice, feeling pretty good. Seeing Qi Jia’s apron still in her hand, she snatched it away.

“Turn around and I’ll help you”

Qi Jia turned around obediently and let Zhang Ruonan stand on tiptoe to put the apron around her neck.

“Done, let me see”

Zhang Ruonan took a few steps back, tilted her head to look him up and down, then patted Qi Jia’s shoulder proudly, her big, lively eyes filled with a lovely smile.

“Mr. Qi, you look cuter in an apron than in a suit. From now on, all the kitchen chores will be yours.”

The villagers who were watching were eating melon seeds with great interest, watching the young couple flirting with each other.

Qi Jia suddenly remembered something. He raised his phone with one hand and put his other hand around Zhang Ruonan’s shoulders and gently pinched her chin.

“What are you doing?” Zhang Ruonan huddled in Qi Jia’s arms and said vaguely,

“Be good and don’t move. Take a picture to show our parents.”

“Oh, that’s not fair. If you squat down, I have to pinch your face too.”

The netizens in the live broadcast room were all numb, and their mouths were filled with dog food without warning.

[Too sweet! So sweet that my internet cable turned into candy]

[Battle robes of Sichuan and Chongqing men]

[Aren’t we going to kill pigs today? Why are we killing dogs first? ]

[Ruonan, can you please not be so close to Qi Jia? I beg you]

[So sweet, Jianan’s stock is so stable]

[Hey, hey, hey, please be careful of the impact. So many villagers are watching.]

[Wow, Qi Bao and Nan Bao are such a good match, even their aprons are couple style]

In the pigsty,

A big white pig was watching this scene with a wheezing sound, its eyes rolling around.

I don’t know if he is reminiscing about the days when he teased the fairy Chang’e, or if he is wondering why my pig trough is still empty?

At this moment, it suddenly felt a cold murderous intent.

When he looked up, he saw five men in red battle robes, holding knives and ropes, rolling up their sleeves and walking towards him.