Chapter 142 What right do you have to provoke them? (Ch 142)

Haozi stood on the stage in a daze, looking at the girl who stood up and accused him. He was a little confused for a moment.

This is the first time that the performance has been interrupted after so many performances.

But then, he reacted quickly and resisted the urge to get angry.

Pretending not to care, he smiled and asked,

“Dear audience, what did you say just now? I’m sorry I didn’t hear it clearly. Can you say it again?”

After he finished speaking, he saw another man standing next to the girl.

The man looked down at him with disdain in his tone and said to him,

“She said you have no brains. Don’t you understand Chinese? Idiot!”

Qi Jia said this lightly, but to the ears of everyone present, it was like thunderclaps out of nowhere.

Zhang Ruonan didn’t expect that Qi Jia, who usually looked like a good man, would actually curse.

She covered her mouth with her hand, moved closer to Qi Jia, and whispered,

“I didn’t call him an idiot, I just said he had no brains.”

Qi Jia had a serious expression on his face, but he almost laughed at her words. He took her hand and squeezed it.

“Stop it, I scold you for scolding me, why bother telling each other off!”

At this time, the rat on the stage was so shocked that he stopped pretending and said with a gloomy face,

“You guys are back from that period of ten years ago, don’t you know that talk show is an offensive art?

I suggest you two watch more talk shows in the United States when you have time. They say things much more exaggerated than I do.

Say whatever you want without any scruples, what is this called? This is called freedom of speech.

This is my right as a citizen, and I have kept it.

If you are so serious, I suggest you two stop watching talk shows and go back and ask the elderly at home.

See if there are any discs of model operas, that stuff might be suitable for you.”

After he finished speaking, a group of audience members burst into laughter.

The three men and one woman sitting next to them were also shocked by Qi Jia and Zhang Ruonan’s actions.

The four of them looked at each other and involuntarily looked at Qi Jia, wanting to see how he would respond.

Seeing Haozi’s smiling face, Qi Jia was not angry. He smiled and said,

“Since you said that talk show is an offensive art and mentioned freedom of speech in the United States,

So I want to ask you, is there a talk show in their country that uses Jews or black people as jokes? “

The actor, who was originally smiling sinisterly, was instantly silenced by Qi Jia’s question.

He desperately activated his severely shrunken brain and tried hard to search for an example.

But I was so anxious that I scratched my head and my brain was about to smoke, but I couldn’t find it.

Seeing that he was still hesitant to speak, Qi Jia smiled and continued,

But this time, his tone was no longer as gentle as before, but became more pressing and serious.

“Since you can’t explain it, let me give you another example.

Just last year, you talked about freedom of speech in the United States, and the famous talk show host Davidson,

At one point on the show, a veteran was compared to a killer in a porn movie.

After the show aired, Davidson was immediately condemned by everyone in the country.

Finally, the production team and Davidson had no choice but to invite the veteran to the show.

In front of the television, in front of everyone in the country, I apologized to him solemnly. “

At this point, Qi Jia showed a disdainful smile on his face and looked at Haozi sarcastically.

“In my opinion, not only is he more famous than you, he is also smarter than you.

Know what is not to be joked about, realize when you are wrong, and make amends immediately.

Instead of being like you, acting like a clown, sneaking around on the stage!”

On the stage, sweat broke out on Haozi’s forehead.

He really didn’t expect that this audience knew more about talk shows than he, a practitioner.

He even had some doubts as to whether the other party was a colleague coming here to cause trouble.

And why is he so scary when he talks?

He was smiling one second, but in the next, there was a thunderstorm.

In front of him, I felt like a prisoner facing police interrogation.

After hearing Qi Jia’s two questions, the other audience members also started discussing.

“Fuck, not only does what this dude say make sense, I think he’s so cool!”

“Shh, stop making noise! ​​Have you forgotten that we are the two of us hired by the show to act as the atmosphere group? Be careful that we get our wages deducted if we are discovered!”

“I also think Haozi’s joke is very mean, the metaphor is too obvious, good job!”

“Hey sister, do you think that handsome guy’s voice sounds familiar? I seem to have heard it somewhere before.”

“You know what, I felt the same way, but it’s a pity that I couldn’t recognize him because he was wearing a mask and a hat.”

Hearing that public opinion was gradually turning against him, Haozi became anxious and gritted his teeth to continue quibbling.

“I don’t understand what you are talking about. I am not insulting the soldiers. I am just telling a normal joke.”

After hearing this, Qi Jia sneered again.

Looking at Li Haoshi who was struggling to death, he said,

“Do you really think you are so smart that you can disguise your despicable words perfectly?

Do you really think that young people today don’t care about Shangganling and don’t understand what you mean by squirrel?”

“And your last eight words, aren’t the metaphors obvious enough?”

“Um?!”

Qi Jia unconsciously used his powerful acting skills while speaking.

The last word “hmm” was not shouted, but made by vibrating the throat.

To everyone’s ears, it sounded like the sound of a Huangzhong Dalu, grand and majestic.

The middle-aged people, led by three men and one woman, looked at Qi Jia with interest when they heard this.

For a moment, he almost thought that the other person was in the same industry as him.

Looking at the rat standing on the stage like a clown, sweating profusely because of what he said,

Qi Jia smiled disdainfully and continued to speak, beating the fallen dog.

“Instead of spending time thinking about your poorly written jokes, you should think about it.

Who is guarding the pass in the ice and snow? Who is patrolling the border in the sweltering summer?

Who is guarding our sea in this mysterious and dangerous ocean?

Compared to those who have silently contributed, what qualifications do you, a clown, have to stand in the gloomy theater?

Using such a clumsy performance to mock the heroes who fought bloody battles for us under the sun!”

It is resounding and deafening.

Qi Jia’s few short words were like a sledgehammer, torturing everyone’s hearts again and again.

The members of the atmosphere group who were originally paid to warm up the crowd heard Qi Jia’s question.

They couldn’t help but feel ashamed of their laughing behavior just now!

“good!”

Zhang Ruonan clapped excitedly, and looked at Qi Jia with eyes full of admiration.

Then, all the audience in the theater applauded Qi Jia’s speech.

Including the theater staff, and the mysterious three men and one woman!

Qi Jia smiled and waved to everyone, then took Zhang Ruonan’s hand and prepared to leave the theater.

But at this moment, a girl suddenly stood up from her seat, opened her arms and stood in front of the two men.

Little Potato put his face close to Qi Jia, took a closer look, widened his eyes, covered his mouth and exclaimed,

“Fuck, Qi Jia is really you!”