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Chapter 31 Am I schizophrenic? ! (Ch 31)

Chapter 31 Am I schizophrenic? !

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Zhou Cheng: “Ah?”
“Brother Xuan, what’s wrong with you?”
Zhang Xuan was speechless: “Don’t touch the body!”
“That’s not your Third Uncle!”
“You have been tricked by that fox corpse!”
Zhou Cheng: “……………”
“Is it stuck?”
“Why can’t I understand what you are saying?”
The viewers in the live broadcast room were also confused by Zhang Xuan.
I felt something was wrong with Zhang Xuan just now.
Now it’s directly confirmed!
The anchor had a seizure in his sleep!
“Brother Xuan, can you be more normal?”
“The key is the moment, anchor, please don’t do it!”
“How about you sleep a little longer, Brother Xuan? Your eyes are getting problems from staying up late every day.”
“Brother Xuan, stop joking. This joke is really not funny.”
“………………..”
I saw that the barrage was also questioning him.
He was completely sure.
These people must have fallen into the fox corpse’s illusion and mistook it for the Third Master!
The tall, thin man in the camera tilted his head and stared at Zhou Cheng: “Fox corpse?”
“Where did the fox corpse come from?”
“This is obviously the Third Master!”
Although he thought it was outrageous, he was cautious and suspicious by nature. Although Zhang Xuan often said outrageous things, the results did not seem to be wrong.
He still withdrew his hand.
Even rubbed his eyes.
Zhou Cheng was even more confused: “Brother Xuan, do you want to rest for a while?”
“Isn’t it because the mental pressure is too great?”
Zhang Xuan: “………………..”
He was speechless. Although he knew that this group of people had fallen into the trap of the fox corpse, he still felt very angry when he heard such words!
It’s clearly their poor eyesight, but I’ve become the one with the problem.
He said, “You don’t believe it, right?”
“Anyway, I’ve already told you that I’ve already given you a humanitarian reminder. If anyone gets strangled to death by that fox corpse, it’s none of my business!”
He picked up the teacup and took a sip, then leaned back on the chair with his arms folded, shaking his head: “Everyone is drunk but I am the only one sober.”
“This feeling is so helpless…”
This action confused the audience in the live broadcast room and the three people on the opposite side.
Although this sounds like a fantasy to anyone!
But the thing is…
Why is Zhang Xuan so sure?
Is he really having a seizure?
Not only the audience in the live broadcast room, but even the three people in the ancient tomb were nervous.
After a moment’s silence.
Zhou Cheng seemed to have regained his composure.
He asked tentatively: “Brother Xuan…you said this is not Third Uncle, but a fox corpse…”
“What does the fox corpse look like?”
Zhang Xuan peeled a slice of orange and put it in his mouth, but snorted: “Are you testing me?”
“Still don’t believe me!”
Zhou Cheng was also speechless. How could he not recognize his third uncle?
But Zhang Xuan told him that the person in front of him was not his third uncle!
But what kind of fox corpse is it!
You don’t believe it yourself, but others are still angry!
Who can I go to for justice?
Of course, he still hoped in his heart that this was not his third uncle, although it was a little impossible.
“well…………”
He sighed.
“Brother Xuan, just describe it.”
“Perhaps if you describe it, we can find out what went wrong.”
Zhang Xuan rolled his eyes and said, “Forget it.”
“If it were that easy, the more than 300,000 people in the live broadcast room wouldn’t have been infected collectively!”
Zhou Cheng: “Ah?”
Zhang Xuan sighed again: “Forget it, I’ll just tell the audience in the live broadcast room.”
“If these three birdmen are strangled to death by the fox corpse later, by the way, what you saw might be the Third Master.”
“He was strangled to death by that Third Master!”
“Don’t be too surprised!”
Zhou Cheng: “……………….”
Barrage: “I feel numb!”
“I really want to doubt my own eyes, but I can’t do it.”
“What the anchor said sounded true. Graduated from film school?”
“Although there is no evidence, I still feel that the anchor is fooling us!”
Zhang Xuan sat up straight, cleared his throat, stared at the fox corpse in the camera and said, “The fox corpse I see now has a big furry tail.”
“Teal fur!”
“The hair is like steel needles!”
“The clothes he was wearing were from the Warring States Period. They were very luxurious. If he went to auction them at Christie’s, the starting price would be over fifty dollars!”
“He is about two meters tall, with a big frame and strong body, just like an ancient general!”
“She had a hairpin in her hair and a bronze mask on her face.”
“There are animal patterns on the bronze mask, and this animal pattern is not an ordinary mythical animal pattern. Look at the grinning face on it, it looks more like some kind of evil beast!”
“This thing is pretty weird!”
“But the workmanship is exquisite, and it can be seen from the Warring States period and above!”
The tall, thin man’s voice rang out: “How much will this cost?”
Zhang Xuan shook his head: “It’s hard to say!”
“Although it is exquisite and is from the Warring States period or above, it is, after all, worn on the face of a fox corpse.”
“I really don’t want to see anyone dare to take it down!”
“But the starting price must not be less than seven figures!”
Tall and thin man: “That’s quite valuable…”
Zhang Xuan narrowed his eyes: “That’s right!”
“This thing’s eyes are blue, just like a fox’s!”
After saying this, he folded his arms again and waited for everyone’s reaction.
The barrage exploded directly!
“Call 120!!!”
“I am the resident doctor of Qinglongshan Mental Hospital. The patient described the hallucination so clearly. This is a typical symptom of schizophrenia, which meets the diagnostic criteria for schizophrenia. I recommend hospitalization as soon as possible!”
“Ah??? The doctor has confirmed it?”
“I’m an old fan. I’ve watched Brother Xuan grow from a loser anchor to a big anchor with over 300,000 online viewers. His glory has just begun, but I didn’t expect fate to be so unfair. It’s really a sudden disaster!”
“Will the mask on the fox corpse’s face open the door?”
“…………….”
Looking at the mockery in the comments, he just shook his head: “I knew it would be like this……”
“People, not only can you never wake up someone who is pretending to be asleep, you can also never wake someone who is sleeping too soundly.”
Zhou Cheng: “Ahem…”
“Brother Xuan, even though I didn’t see any fox tail or bronze mask, I’m still willing to believe you!”
Zhang Xuan narrowed his eyes: “Good brother!”
“Do you really believe me?”
Zhou Cheng said sincerely: “Yes, Brother Xuan!”
“Even if you say your shit doesn’t stink, I can still sprinkle some cumin on it!”
Zhang Xuan: “…………………”
“Get lost!”
Zhou Cheng smiled bitterly: “It’s just a joke, don’t mind it, Brother Xuan.”
“From what I heard from your description of the fox corpse, it doesn’t look like a fox. It looks like a man with a fox tail and fox eyes!”
Zhang Xuan nodded: “You’ve listened to me.”
Zhou Cheng hesitated for a moment and then said, “You said that we were tricked by the fox corpse, so we thought the fox corpse looked like our third uncle.”
“Is there any way to break this illusion?”
Zhang Xuan shook his head: “That can’t be helped.”
“But you can try closing your eyes and touching the face of the fox corpse.”
“If it was your Third Uncle, what he touched must be your Third Uncle’s facial features.”
“But if it’s a fox corpse, the first thing you’ll touch is definitely the bronze mask.”
After listening to this, Zhou Cheng asked with some doubt in his voice: “Is it really possible?”
Zhang Xuan said seriously: “Of course!”
“And I’m sure that if you really do this, you will touch a cold bronze mask!”
“but……..”
Zhou Cheng: “But what?”
Zhang Xuan sneered: “However, when the fox corpse comes into contact with Yang energy, it will…”
Before he finished speaking, he heard Terry’s shocked voice from the other side: “I’ll go!”
“It’s really cold, and there’s a mask!”
Zhang Xuan frowned instantly: “?”
“no!”
“Did you really touch it?”
The camera shook instantly.
The sound of Zhou Cheng sucking in a breath of cold air was also heard.
Then there was a scream, and a huge green tail suddenly came over, and the phone fell to the ground!
Zhang Xuan was stunned: “I haven’t finished yet?”
“That fox corpse will come back to life if you touch it!”
“That method won’t work!”
Barrage: “????”
“Is it really a fox corpse?”
“No way, are we all hallucinating?”
“Where is the psychiatrist just now? Who is the one who has schizophrenia?”
“Watching the live broadcast, I can see that he is schizophrenic and numb!”


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Live treasure appraisal: Netizens

Live treasure appraisal: Netizens

直播鉴宝:网友问我青铜门怎么开
Status: Ongoing Type: Released: 2025 Native Language: chinesse
Zhang Xuan, who is bound to the treasure appraisal system, will receive an equivalent reward as long as he successfully appraises the treasure. He originally wanted to reach the pinnacle of his life by appraising treasures online, but he didn't expect the treasures in the live broadcast room to be so outrageous! Anchor, why is this coffin transparent? Can you open the door? Zhang Xuan: "Open the door, the female corpse inside opened the door." Anchor, why is this coffin always spewing black air? What's the reason? Zhang Xuan: "It's stuffy, just give it some air!" Anchor, you think the bronze door is so big, but you don't know how to open it? Zhang Xuan: "Shout a few times towards the crack in the door, and let the person inside open the door for you." The Internet police watching the live broadcast: A new way of tomb robbing? The host obtains the Yin-Yang Feng Shui Secretary, the Little God Sword, the Touching Gold Talisman, the Hairui Seal, the Unloading Ridge Armor, the Black Gold Knife, the Kirin Blood... Zhang Xuan: "Oh no, I've become the leader of tomb robbers?"

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