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Chapter 26 Third Master: I’ll stay here. (Ch 26)

Chapter 26 Third Master: I’ll stay here.

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Zhou Cheng: “Are you ready?”
Zhang Xuan nodded: “Okay!”
“Take it out!”
“well!”
“It seems that this girl was really sealed alive in the coffin!”
“You are so lucky!”
Zhou Cheng: “Ah?”
“How lucky are you?”
“I almost peed myself just now…”
“The feeling may have already leaked out!”
Zhang Xuan: “……………..”
“This female corpse is very ferocious and holds a lot of resentment. If she hadn’t been nailed to the bottom of the coffin with a demon-subduing pestle, I’m afraid you guys would have been turned into meat scraps long ago!”
“But…why would such a lady be made into a corpse coffin?”
He blinked, seeming a little confused.
Zhou Cheng: “Brother Xuan, let history be the past!”
“Let’s try to find a way out, right?”
Zhang Xuan nodded: “See if there is any mechanism or something like that inside the coffin?”
Zhou Cheng raised his phone and took another photo.
“It seems there is only one body, no…”
Zhang Xuan blinked: “No way?”
“Lift up all the coffin lids and shine some light!”
“I still don’t believe it!”
Zhou Cheng: “Oh.”
Following the sound of the coffin lid falling to the ground, the image in the coffin appeared in the camera again.
This time I saw it very clearly.
The female corpse’s body occupied the entire coffin!
As expected, there was no trace of the mechanism!
“It should be down there!”
Zhang Xuan said.
The phone shook suddenly.
The light captured the figure of a middle-aged man standing opposite, half-hidden in the darkness. The man had a dark face, his body seemed to be trembling, and his expression was as dead as death!
“Your Third Uncle…”
Before he finished speaking, Zhou Cheng exclaimed, “Ah?”
“Do we still need to move the body?”
“I don’t dare!”
Terry’s voice came: “What are the mummies afraid of?”
“Just treat it as an internship!”
Zhou Cheng: “Forget it, let’s not do it!”
Tall and thin man: “Nephew, this is a rare opportunity, you must cherish it!”
Zhang Xuan heard that the other side had already started to pull, and said speechlessly: “Okay, stop arguing.”
“Don’t touch the body.”
“If you knock down the pestle, you’re done!”
“Shoulders, in front of feet, under skirts, it could all be possible!”
“Look for it!”
After hearing this, the three of them began to search according to what Zhang Xuan said.
But after waiting for a while, Zhou Cheng said, “No.”
Zhang Xuan sat up straight: “Not yet?”
“How is that possible!”
“Let me see!”
Zhou Cheng: “Take a look.”
The camera shone into the coffin again, showing Zhang Xuan the places he said one by one.
Just as Zhou Cheng said, there were no mechanisms at the shoulders, feet or under the skirt.
Zhang Xuan narrowed his eyes and seemed to be serious: “Under the head!”
Zhou Cheng: “Head?”
Zhang Xuan: “Yes!”
“Lift up the head of the woman.”
Zhou Cheng’s voice came over to the two of them: “Brother Zhang told you to raise your heads.”
Terry: “We are not deaf, you little brat.”
“This is fucked!”
The camera was directed towards the female corpse’s head, and a pair of broad hands were seen supporting the corpse’s head and slowly lifting it upwards.
The veins on the palms are already bulging.
But the female corpse’s head was like an iron ball, not moving at all!
“Huh?”
A surprised voice came.
Zhang Xuan immediately said: “Stop!”
“No need to move!”
“The mechanism is right under the corpse’s head!”
Zhou Cheng was surprised and asked, “Really, Brother Xuan?”
Zhang Xuan nodded: “Eighty percent!”
“This demon-subduing pestle not only pierced through the female corpse’s head, but also blocked the mechanism below!”
“It should be OK if you just pull it out!”
“………………”
“Why aren’t you moving?”
Zhou Cheng: “Brother Xuan…you just said that if the demon-subduing pestle is pulled out, the female corpse will turn into a zombie. We heard it.”
Zhang Xuan was somewhat speechless: “Brother, you can pull out the female corpse’s head together with the demon-subduing pestle!”
“I really wonder how you guys managed to survive in an industry like tomb robbing, which has such a high barrier to entry.”
“You’re not very smart, are you?”
Zhou Cheng said awkwardly: “Okay, I understand.”
In the ancient tomb.
Zhou Cheng said to Taili and the tall and thin man, “Thank you for your hard work, both of you?”
The two of them said nothing.
Just one person stood aside, holding his head with both hands, and then gathered all his strength to lift it up!
“Hmm~~”
It sounds like constipation!
The female corpse’s head finally slowly lifted up a little, and the base of the coffin was lifted up as well.
Zhou Cheng ran to the head of the coffin and sat on the lower edge with his butt, pressing down with his body weight!
“Boom!”
This trick was indeed effective, and the base of the coffin sank instantly.
He turned his head and saw Terry and the tall and thin man screaming and lying on the ground with their arms and legs spread out!
Before he could come to his senses, he saw a female corpse falling from the sky, lying hard in his arms!
Terry: “………….”
Tall and thin man: “…………….”
Zhou Cheng: “………………”
The three of them looked at each other in silence.
Zhou Cheng’s face had already turned as pale as paper, and his body was shaking.
The woman’s clothes had long been torn to pieces, leaving only a dried skeleton lying in his arms!
“Oh my god!”
Zhou Cheng threw the female corpse out and ran several meters away.
“What’s going on?”
Zhang Xuan’s voice came from the phone.
Zhou Cheng took out his phone and took a photo of the female corpse: “Something unexpected happened, and the body fell out.”
Zhang Xuan: “This is quite a big surprise for you.”
Zhou Cheng was still in shock, and he looked into the coffin, and sure enough, he saw a groove right below the female corpse’s head!
That must be the mechanism!
He was delighted and was about to speak when he suddenly felt a gust of wind blowing towards him!
His eyes widened instantly and he exclaimed in ecstasy: “There is wind!”
“The door is open!”
“Brother Xuan, thank you so much!”
Terry and the tall and thin man also breathed a sigh of relief.
Only Zhou Zeyi stood in the dark, cigarette hanging from his mouth, with a complicated expression on his face.
Zhang Xuan’s indifferent voice sounded: “No need to thank me, if you really want to, just give me some Huazi.”
“By the way, put the female corpse back into the coffin.”
“That’s also a miserable person.”
Zhou Cheng nodded: “Don’t worry, Brother Xuan.”
Maybe it was the close contact just now that made him bolder.
Or perhaps the joy of escaping to heaven dispelled the fear.
He held the female corpse in one hand and put it back into the coffin.
Just as he put it down, he was suddenly stunned: “Brother Xuan, why is there another black line on the belly of this female corpse?”
Zhang Xuan, who was cracking melon seeds in the camera, suddenly narrowed his eyes and his expression changed slightly.
But things soon returned to normal.
Still cracking melon seeds.
“fine!”
“Get out now!”
Zhou Cheng: “Oh!”
After closing the coffin lid, Zhou Cheng shone it in the direction of the wind, and sure enough, he saw a passage about one and a half meters wide appear!
He was immediately surprised and said: “The exit is there!”
As he said this, he walked forward quickly.
But after walking a few steps, Tai Li suddenly stopped and asked, “Where is the Third Master?”
Zhou Cheng looked back and found that his uncle was indeed not there.
He hurriedly raised the flashlight and shone it behind him, only to see his third uncle holding a cigarette in his mouth, his hands in his trouser pockets, and grinning strangely at them!
Zhou Cheng was confused: “Uncle San, what are you doing standing there?”
“Let’s go?”
Terry and the tall and thin man’s expressions also gradually changed.
Zhou Ze exhaled a puff of smoke and said with a smile: “You guys go.”
“I’ll stay here.”


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Live treasure appraisal: Netizens

Live treasure appraisal: Netizens

直播鉴宝:网友问我青铜门怎么开
Status: Ongoing Type: Released: 2025 Native Language: chinesse
Zhang Xuan, who is bound to the treasure appraisal system, will receive an equivalent reward as long as he successfully appraises the treasure. He originally wanted to reach the pinnacle of his life by appraising treasures online, but he didn't expect the treasures in the live broadcast room to be so outrageous! Anchor, why is this coffin transparent? Can you open the door? Zhang Xuan: "Open the door, the female corpse inside opened the door." Anchor, why is this coffin always spewing black air? What's the reason? Zhang Xuan: "It's stuffy, just give it some air!" Anchor, you think the bronze door is so big, but you don't know how to open it? Zhang Xuan: "Shout a few times towards the crack in the door, and let the person inside open the door for you." The Internet police watching the live broadcast: A new way of tomb robbing? The host obtains the Yin-Yang Feng Shui Secretary, the Little God Sword, the Touching Gold Talisman, the Hairui Seal, the Unloading Ridge Armor, the Black Gold Knife, the Kirin Blood... Zhang Xuan: "Oh no, I've become the leader of tomb robbers?"

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