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Chapter 271 What the hell? The person who came is not good? (Ch 271)

Chapter 271 What the hell? The person who came is not good?

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Snape narrowed his eyes slightly and looked at Kaisen who was lying on the sofa and vomiting rainbows, and Dumbledore soon discovered him.

Snape looked at Kaisen, then looked at Dumbledore, and quickly realized what terrible thing had happened at this moment. He waved his hand and drove everyone out except Kaisen, then closed the door and looked at Kaisen.

“Tell me, what tricks are you playing now?” Snape moved a folding stool and sat on it and asked quietly.

“Well, I ate too much Maoxuewang hotpot, and just now Dumbledore made me feel sick and I accidentally vomited it out.” Kaisen said a little embarrassedly.

“Oh…I mean, why do they have such dead look on their faces?” Snape asked in a different way.

Kaisen curled his lips casually and told Cedric about how he worked diligently in the office to give Cedric special treatment in order for Hogwarts to win the Triwizard Tournament, and he was fighting for Hogwarts.

But what about the others? Like Dumbledore, stabbing him in the back? Is that right?

What is the difference between this rice-eating operation and the Eighteen Gold Medals?

I got the fine from the school board just because of the unwarranted charge of not writing a lesson plan. Is this right?

Snape’s mouth twitched uncontrollably, and he sighed helplessly as he looked at the endlessly talking Kaisen: “As long as you are happy… So what should I say? You are hopeless?”

Kaisen looked up at the ceiling. “That’s about right. You’re an expert in this area. You’d better add some settings like “can’t be stimulated, can’t be sad, because it’s too tiring” to make Dumbledore, the old Biden, very sad.”

Snape nodded, stood up and pushed open the door of the medical wing. He took a deep breath and said, “There is no hope. Just wait to die.”

Madam Pomfrey looked at Kaisen, who was lying on the sofa in confusion, with a shattered expression. She looked at Snape again and said, “Huh?”

“Let him be happy in his last moments.” Snape said and left in a hurry, because he was afraid that if he didn’t leave quickly, he would have to live in the school dormitory.

Madam Pomfrey rushed into the hospital wing in a panic, along with the pretentious Cedric. In stark contrast to the other two was Dumbledore.

Just now, the three of them were staring at each other in the corridor, and Dumbledore suddenly recalled one of his own settings, the master of Legilimency……

Well…poor Cedric, he doesn’t know yet that he has passively betrayed his professor.

Dumbledore’s waist and legs no longer hurt, and he walked briskly to Kaisen’s side: “No matter what method we use, we will definitely save you, please rest assured.”

Kaisen coughed weakly twice: “Ahem, no need, I know my own body well, no need to waste energy, send me back to the office, I want to spend the last time on my favorite decoration in this life… No, education career.”

Dumbledore nodded: “No problem, I agree with you 100%.” ​​As he said that, he held Kaisen’s shoulders, and the next second they returned to the alchemy office. After another round trip, he sent Cedric back.

Dumbledore returned to the hospital wing and shrugged helplessly at Madam Pomfrey’s beastly gaze. “You also heard what Severus said. Let him be happier at the end of his life and let him leave with dignity.”

Madam Pomfrey sighed: “How could this happen?” She sat on the chair with her hands under her buttocks, swaying like a puppet: “He is obviously such a good person… What should I do now… What should I do…………”

Dumbledore ignored Madam Pomfrey and walked out of the hospital wing. He found a portrait at random and said, “Notify all Hogwarts students to gather in the Great Hall.”

Meanwhile, Kaisen, who had returned to the alchemy office and poured himself a glass of whiskey, was leisurely instructing Cedric to assemble his skeleton.

Cedric looked at the small stove that Kaisen had drawn for him before, and worked meticulously on every part.

Soon, as the last part was rubbed out by his hands, the entire spine was lifted up by him.

“Professor, please take a look and see if there is any problem.” Cedric handed the spine to Kaisen and asked.

The latter took it and swung it casually: “Very good, finally adding the alchemical rail will increase the weighing capacity and transmit alchemical signals. And don’t forget your skull.”

“Can’t forget, can’t forget…”

At this moment, Kaisen and Cedric, who were enjoying family happiness in the office, had no idea what kind of horror would appear before their eyes just one minute later.

A minute passed quickly, and Kaisen stood up to change a record, and then he suddenly felt a strange vibration.

“What’s going on? An earthquake?” He looked at Cedric.

“No, oh… Professor, I think you’d better lie down. All I see is a huge army running towards you.” Cedric looked blankly in the direction of the office door and murmured softly.

After hearing Cedric’s response, Kaisen subconsciously looked towards the door…

“What the hell?”

Many years later, Kaisen can always remember the scene on the ice track in the office that day. The ice boats looked like F1 racing cars rushing towards him.

At that moment he knew that the plan of pretending to be sick that he had come up with on the spur of the moment was completely out of his control.

If he didn’t fall to the ground immediately and pretend to be dying, he would probably be thrown out of the window by the angry little wizards.

After all, the atmosphere has been set to this point, and it would be impolite not to die.

“Professor? What should I do?” Cedric looked at Kaisen with his pupils shaking, but found that Kaisen was no longer where he had just stood.

Changing the direction, Kaisen, who had the leisure to change the record just now, was now lying on the sofa, still looking very weak, and his spine, which was placed on the coffee table, was stained with blood at some point. Combined with the blood stains oozing out of the sofa under Kaisen, it looked as if he had taken Professor Kaisen’s spine apart.

“What the hell? He’s here with bad intentions?” Cedric murmured in confusion.


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Hogwarts: I Rely On MC To Pretend To Be An Alchemy Professor

Hogwarts: I Rely On MC To Pretend To Be An Alchemy Professor

霍格沃茨:我靠MC伪装炼金教授
Status: Ongoing Type: Released: 2025 Native Language: chinesse
"I'm here to do the renovation! What are you doing!" Kesenhis looked at the weirdo who suddenly appeared in his workplace, holding a strange wooden stick and trying to attack his personal safety, and scolded him by saying something like magic and keeping secrets. He also used the obsidian block that suddenly appeared in his hand to instantly release a huge obsidian pillar for defense. "You said you don't know magic!" —————— In the first year at Hogwarts, he used some basic blocks to carefully disguise himself as an alchemy professor. In the third year at Hogwarts, Wither fought against Dementors. In the seventh year at Hogwarts, Kesenhis, holding the command block, raised his middle finger to the boiled egg in front of him. "Watch out, I'm going to demonstrate the framework of how the world works next!"

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