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Chapter 88 Tire Flavored Cake vs Tire Flavored Cake, Which One Do You Choose? (Ch 88)

Chapter 88 Tire Flavored Cake vs Tire Flavored Cake, Which One Do You Choose?

“You are such a gentle person…I almost want to come back to life and take your class.” Myrtle slowly shrank back into the toilet, leaving only her head exposed.

“Thanks for your trust, really.”

“You are very polite. By the way, why did you come here to see me? I don’t believe that anyone would have the time to visit a ghost.” She said as her two pigtails swayed like water plants in the water.

“My question is a bit offensive, you might get angry when you hear it.”

“Since you are so polite, I can forgive you this time. Ask.”

Kaisen nodded: “How did you die?”

Myrtle seemed relieved when she heard this question, and Kaisen only heard a long tail sound.

“This question is not offensive. To me, death is like a second life, like a birthday, and it is worth celebrating.”

“Then I’m lucky. I picked a good question.”

“Well… when I died, an annoying guy laughed at me. I don’t know where she is now. Maybe she married a troll, or maybe she choked to death while eating a bagel that day. Anyway, I wish her a happy life with my magical heart.”

“I was crying here that day, right in this bathroom, until I heard a boy’s voice. It sounded pretty nice, deep and charming. I thought the owner of that voice must be a handsome guy.”

“It’s a pity that this wasn’t the right place, since this was the women’s bathroom. I turned around to warn him, and then I died.”

Kaisen stroked his chin…

“That’s all?”

Myrtle nodded, “That’s all… not all. At that time, I also saw two yellow-orange… like the eyes of some giant creature.”

“This clue is very useful. Also, how did you die? What did your body look like?”

“Just like that, so peaceful and scary, like I was asleep. I would rather I died ugly, because that would scare that guy more. If I died as horrifyingly as the Bloody Baron or Sir Nick, that guy would never be able to hold on!” Myrtle said with some regret.

“That guy?”

“That’s the annoying guy I mentioned at the beginning who laughed me into this bathroom.”

“That guy is…” Kaisen asked curiously.

“I won’t tell you her name. Maybe she has already died in some unknown corner. I just hope her name can completely disappear from this world.” Myrtle said viciously.

“Yeah…I understand.”

“Can I ask you why you ask that?” Myrtle asked again.

“In order to find out the truth about your murder, find the murderer, and protect the young wizards now.” Kaisen explained.

“Well…you are a good person, and what you do deserves this face…” Myrtle smiled, staring at Kaisen.

“Oh…thank you for the compliment.”

“You’re welcome. It’s like you’re praising me. If you want to hear this kind of naked compliment, just come here.”

“Thank you, I will if you need me.”

After getting the answer, Kaisen said goodbye to Myrtle very politely and warmly, looking back every few steps. Of course, apart from the farewell, he did not cast any other extra glances on any other place in the bathroom.

After all, the sign outside the bathroom said “Female”, so it was unreasonable for me to come in by myself. I carefully scanned every inch of the bathroom like a camera… It was a bit perverted.

After returning to the office, Kaisen pulled a small mobile blackboard from the classroom downstairs and placed it in the corner of the office area. He wrote two key points on the front with chalk. One was the huge yellow eyes, and the other was the intact body.

Draw these two key clues that can be confirmed on the blackboard, and the other clues found later can be fitted into them like a formula. It is quite convenient, but the neighbor was full of contempt for this stupid method.

“……………..If only that guy was a wizard, I wouldn’t have to sit here staring at a damn blackboard…” Kaisen muttered as he leaned back in his armchair.

the next day………………

“get out of class is over.” After saying that, Kaisen picked up a few pieces of draft paper on the podium, knocked off the four corners, then casually folded a thick paper airplane and threw it into the trash can.

After teleporting, the Enderman appeared directly at Hagrid’s Villa next to the Forbidden Forest.

If you were to look for the person in Hogwarts who knows the most about magical creatures, the first person that comes to mind would definitely be the professor of magical creatures, Professor Kettleburn.

However, this professor has a quality that makes people cannot help but admire him. Out of seven days a week, he teaches five courses for five grades in one day, and spends the remaining six days traveling around the world.

So much so that………….can’t be found.

But it doesn’t matter. If Professor Kettleburn can’t be found, there is still a second person who knows about magical creatures.

“Boom boom boom!”

After a while Hagrid, wearing an apron, opened the door.

“I’m baking some cakes, come in and try some. Of course I’d be happier if you could take some away.” Hagrid quickly welcomed Kaisen in.

Kaisen sitting on the sofa……………

Chew chew chew…………………..

“Hagrid, do you know anything about tires?”

“I know. What’s wrong?”

“Which do you prefer, a tire that tastes like cake or a cake that tastes like a tire?” Kaisen asked.

“………………………………….”

“Have you really started researching?”

Hagrid’s face turned red after hearing this, and he took the cake from the coffee table without saying a word.

“Maybe something else, rock cake.”

“I want some more milk.”

“Of course, I won’t forget the milk.”

Soon, after changing to a set of tea and snacks, Kaisen let out a long sigh. He couldn’t help but think of the three-headed dog from last year. Maybe the big guy’s teething toy was the cake made by Hagrid.

Not to mention how it tastes…at least it tastes good.

“Well, the new year has begun again… To be honest, I think the sunshine on the Black Lake has become brighter.” Hagrid sat on the sofa and looked at the Black Lake in the distance through the window and sighed.


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Hogwarts: I Rely On MC To Pretend To Be An Alchemy Professor

Hogwarts: I Rely On MC To Pretend To Be An Alchemy Professor

霍格沃茨:我靠MC伪装炼金教授
Status: Ongoing Type: Released: 2025 Native Language: chinesse
"I'm here to do the renovation! What are you doing!" Kesenhis looked at the weirdo who suddenly appeared in his workplace, holding a strange wooden stick and trying to attack his personal safety, and scolded him by saying something like magic and keeping secrets. He also used the obsidian block that suddenly appeared in his hand to instantly release a huge obsidian pillar for defense. "You said you don't know magic!" —————— In the first year at Hogwarts, he used some basic blocks to carefully disguise himself as an alchemy professor. In the third year at Hogwarts, Wither fought against Dementors. In the seventh year at Hogwarts, Kesenhis, holding the command block, raised his middle finger to the boiled egg in front of him. "Watch out, I'm going to demonstrate the framework of how the world works next!"

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