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Chapter 50 Monster Chest × Monster Cabinet ✓ (Ch 50)

Chapter 50 Monster Chest × Monster Cabinet ✓

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Gurgle gurgle…

Gurgle gurgle gurgle……..

Kaisen went to the Hog’s Head Tavern and asked the bearded old man at the bar to pour some whiskey into his mouth, but he didn’t know what kind of whiskey it was.

Don’t ask about that. If it doesn’t give Dumbledore diarrhea, it’s good wine.

This time he did not choose to use the password to enter the principal’s office directly, but teleported directly to the window sill outside the principal’s office.

He grabbed the windowsill with both hands and pushed himself up. This step was to see clearly whether Dumbledore was in the headmaster’s office. Otherwise, it would be very embarrassing if he teleported to the headmaster’s office and found Dumbledore sitting there.

But fortunately, when he looked inside from the window, there was no one there, which was great!

Kaisen exerted force and opened the office window from the outside, then climbed in. He took out the two bottles of wine from his waist and placed them steadily on the desk. The only thing missing was to measure with a ruler.

As for the fact that something is wrong with the wine, will it be discovered?

Anyway, Hagrid said that Dumbledore was reluctant to drink the wine, so it shouldn’t happen.

He straightened up and stretched, and just as he was about to teleport away, he saw a half-person in a cabinet in the corner of Dumbledore’s office…

There is a person’s lower body…

Or rather, Dumbledore put his upper body into the cupboard.

The man in the closet spotted Kaisen after he opened the window, and immediately said in a muffled voice, “So energetic? Which little wizard is that? Come and help me, I’m stuck in the closet!”

After hearing what Dumbledore said, Kaisen breathed a sigh of relief. It was good that he didn’t know who he was, and he had no intention of helping Dumbledore out of trouble.

You have to know that the principal has great magical powers, and this cabinet is not a treasure chest monster. If he wants to get out, he only needs to think about it and he doesn’t even need a magic wand.

At this moment, the most important thing is to run away quickly, it’s a pity that you can’t use the ender teleport.

Kaisen quickly climbed onto the windowsill, bent down and half-knelt on it. A water source block appeared in his hand, showing a little bit of falling water to the ground of Hogwarts.

Then Dumbledore suddenly said in a muffled voice from inside the cabinet.

“Don’t be in such a hurry to leave, Kaisen. Is there anyone else in Hogwarts besides you who would run into the principal’s office and steal the poor principal’s treasures?”

Kaisen, who was preparing himself mentally, suddenly changed his expression.

“Ah, isn’t this the principal? How did you get stuck in the cabinet?”

As he said this, he quickly jumped down from the windowsill, hugged Dumbledore with the same strength as Lu Zhishen pulling out a weeping willow, and pulled Dumbledore out with all his might.

It seems like they want to let Dumbledore cosplay as Shang Yang 2.5 in this poor cabinet, as if no one would know that he stole the wine.

Of course, in reality, Kaisen was pulling while controlling the tiny blocks to carefully separate the place where the cabinet and Dumbledore were stuck.

After all, Dumbledore is over a hundred years old, and we can’t really kill him.

Soon, it was as if two plastic stools that were put together were suddenly pulled out. There seemed to be a popping sound in the void, and Dumbledore saw the light of day again.

“Um….thank you, Kaisen.”

Kaisen sat in the chair sullenly.

“Speaking of which, I’m still curious. How did you know that it was me who came here, and not that naughty little wizard riding a flying broom?”

“First, the two guys at the door told me that you came here before and took my two bottles of wine.”

“Secondly, Kaisen, you underestimate your courage. Although the young wizards are daring, sneaking into the principal’s office is still a bit beyond their capabilities.”

“OK… well, that’s good. Now that you’re out of trouble, I should leave too. As for… Professor McGonagall, she’s urging me to give her the lesson plan, you know.” After hearing the explanation, Kaisen stood up from his chair in an extremely slow posture and moved slowly towards the door of the principal’s office.

It’s as if Dumbledore is a frog who can only see moving objects but not stationary objects.

“…..Kaysen, do I look senile in your eyes?” Dumbledore sat in his seat, hugged his shoulders and watched Kaisen’s performance quietly, then said softly when he was about to walk out the door.

“Oh…well, is there anything I can do?” Kaisen said in one breath, turning around and sitting in the chair opposite Dumbledore.

“Thank you for not choosing to teleport away directly.”

“Oh…is it too late for me now?”

“I’m sorry, it’s too late.”

“Okay, what’s up?”

Dumbledore first picked up the two bottles of wine on the desk helplessly and walked towards the cabinet in the corner.

“Time will allow the wine to become mellow. You can also stock up on a few bottles of wine. After a while, ordinary wine will become good wine.”

Kaisen nodded: “I will.”

“By the way, where did you get these two bottles of wine?”

“The Hog’s Head.”

Dumbledore paused in putting the wine into the cabinet, then changed direction and threw the two bottles of wine into the trash can.

“…………Is there something wrong with the wine there? I was drinking it happily before.” Kaisen’s mouth twitched.

“It’s nothing, just keep drinking happily.”

…………….

“You probably need me to do something, right?”

“No, of course not. Why would I give you anything to do? In your eyes, am I the kind of person who will not do anything without benefits and who demands rewards for any efforts?” Dumbledore shrugged.

“…Then why did you stop me from leaving?”

“Because your act of treating me like a frog was so funny, I couldn’t help it. Okay, Kaisen, you can go now.”

Kaisen curled his lips, stood up and was about to leave.

“Oh, by the way, Kaisen, is Hagrid drunk?”

Dumbledore asked.

“Yes, what’s wrong?”

“And you?”

“You scared me so much that I reek of alcohol…but at least I’m still sober.” Kaisen turned around and spread his hands.

“In that case, as Hagrid’s loyal drinking buddy, perhaps you need to take over Hagrid’s work tonight,” Dumbledore said.

“Patrol the Forbidden Forest? Sure.”

“It’s ten o’clock tonight…you still have two hours to fix yourself.” Dumbledore said, glancing at a small clock on the corner of the table.

Kaisen nodded and left the principal’s office with nothing to worry about.

After two bottles of wine, it was fair to patrol the forbidden forest for a night.


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Hogwarts: I Rely On MC To Pretend To Be An Alchemy Professor

Hogwarts: I Rely On MC To Pretend To Be An Alchemy Professor

霍格沃茨:我靠MC伪装炼金教授
Status: Ongoing Type: Released: 2025 Native Language: chinesse
"I'm here to do the renovation! What are you doing!" Kesenhis looked at the weirdo who suddenly appeared in his workplace, holding a strange wooden stick and trying to attack his personal safety, and scolded him by saying something like magic and keeping secrets. He also used the obsidian block that suddenly appeared in his hand to instantly release a huge obsidian pillar for defense. "You said you don't know magic!" —————— In the first year at Hogwarts, he used some basic blocks to carefully disguise himself as an alchemy professor. In the third year at Hogwarts, Wither fought against Dementors. In the seventh year at Hogwarts, Kesenhis, holding the command block, raised his middle finger to the boiled egg in front of him. "Watch out, I'm going to demonstrate the framework of how the world works next!"

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