Chapter 2 Alchemy teacher? Me? (Ch 2)

“That’s right. The admission pen did not detect Mr. Heath. He has not received any wizard education. As for his magic, it was just a magical riot one day. He was taken away by an old wizard to receive apprenticeship education.”

“Not to mention that he only used magic to do renovations after completing his studies, which is enough to prove his kindness. He doesn’t need to report to Azkaban at all.”

Dumbledore held a Muggle lollipop bought on the roadside in his mouth while talking to Fudge in front of him.

“Then why did he refuse the Ministry of Magic’s investigation? And why did he boldly attack the Ministry of Magic employees?” Fudge said angrily.

On the sofa in the corner of the office, a small flower suddenly appeared in Kaisen’s hand. He snapped his fingers to materialize it and handed it to Lester next to him.

The latter subconsciously took it and said thank you, then his face turned red.

Dumbledore looked back at the interaction between the two and shrugged casually.

“Look, how well they get along?”

Fudge rolled his eyes and waved to Lester in the corner.

“Let our victims choose whether to forgive him or not.”

Kaisen swallowed hard. The little flowers in his hands seemed endless and almost buried him.

But Lester was different. He looked at Fudge, who was smiling, and then at Dumbledore, who was also smiling. He really had no idea what these two big guys were thinking.

Fortunately, someone gave me a book called “One Hundred Routines in the Workplace” last Christmas. The book said that in this situation, the leader probably wanted to admit defeat but was embarrassed to do so.

In that case, I’ll help you admit your mistake.

“That’s fine with me.”

In an instant, Fudge’s face turned red.

Kaisen in the corner pounded his heart hard, then pointed at Lester, his eyes bright and scary, as if to say: “Being brothers is in the heart.”

“It seems that Lester has made his choice. Let’s go, Kaison.” Dumbledore stood up leisurely.

“Well, you always win that one…where are you taking him?” Fudge said helplessly, leaning back in his chair, having lost all his strength and means.

“The alchemy professor at Hogwarts resigned some time ago. I think it would be okay for a natural alchemist to teach alchemy to young wizards.”

Kaisen, who also stood up, froze in an instant with his cheerful steps.

He knows his own business. This is purely a golden finger from MC. There is no problem for him to cosplay as Tumu, but asking him to cosplay as Professor Alchemy…

What the hell is this alchemy?

He looked at Dumbledore, his eyes were frighteningly dull, as if to say, “Me? Alchemy professor? Is that really possible?”

Dumbledore nodded kindly, as if to say, “Of course.”

The moment they walked out of Fudge’s office, they heard Fudge’s angry roar.

“It seems that our Minister doesn’t want you to leave just like that.”

Kaisen nodded: “I can see it, and I can hear it.”

As he spoke, an obsidian block appeared in his hand, and in the blink of an eye it blocked the door to his office tightly.

Dumbledore watched the scene with a smile on his face, and put his ear against the obsidian pillar. He nodded in satisfaction only after hearing the crisp sound of a head hitting the obsidian.

“Alright, our future alchemy professor, come here.”

Kaisen walked over with gritted teeth. Dumbledore put his hand on his shoulder, and then there was a roar accompanied by a dizzy feeling coming from all directions.

“This is Hogwarts, where you will live and work from now on.”

Dumbledore supported the dazed Kaisen and slowly walked towards the castle.

The summer breeze blowing on the two of them was indescribably comfortable.

The entire castle was filled with the laughter of the little wizards. Perhaps as long as they could endure these few days, they would be able to enjoy a two-month long vacation, and would have to wait until September 1st, two months later, to return again.

Kaisen just followed Dumbledore all the way, not listening to anything he said, his eyes fixed on Hogwarts.

Until Dumbledore ran into an acquaintance.

The scene was very much like when a parent takes his child home from school, he meets a good friend and starts chatting about family matters on the street.

The child who was in a hurry to go home looked at the stairs in the corner. It was moving and looked very impressive.

Then Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall heard a scream.

The two of them turned around hurriedly and saw the stairs that had just changed direction, and heard a series of thudding sounds.

Soon they saw Kaisen jumping and releasing blocks under his feet until he climbed up again.

“The staircase at Hogwarts… has a lot of character.”

Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall didn’t know what to say, and it was finally the former who broke the tense atmosphere.

“This is me finding a new Alchemy professor for Hogwarts.”

Professor McGonagall looked at Dumbledore, then at Kaisen, who destroyed all the blocks he had just put together in the blink of an eye.

“I think he’s more like the Transfiguration Professor. At least he looks like one.”

“Yes, but the necessary procedures still need to be followed, such as interviews.”

“Then I’ll go greet them.”

Kaisen suddenly turned around and said, “Huh? What interview? Oh, sir, I forgot to tell you something.”

“What?”

“I don’t know alchemy.”

“That’s because you think you don’t know alchemy. Converting magic power into real substances is the true meaning of alchemy. It’s like building a house. Normal people start from the foundation and end with the roof, but you already have a house. You just need to explore the structure of this house.” Dumbledore explained patiently.

“…Then Alchemy has to do something, right? What do I teach students? Decoration?”

“Kasen, believe me, if you can control the transformation of matter, you can control its composition, just like turning wooden blocks into floors. Maybe you can give it a try. See this feather? Wrap it with plants.”

Dumbledore pulled out a long, fiery red feather and handed it over.

And Kaisen took it.

“pack?”

“You can use any plant, or other substances.”

“OK.”

He held the feather, and the next moment countless rose vines appeared in his hand and wrapped around the feather, eventually tightening it and solidifying it into a 13-inch…

“This is the creation of alchemy, the magic wand, wave it and give it a try.” Dumbledore said with a smile.

Kaisen held the magic wand and waved it casually. Blocks of pixels were drawn out, and they disappeared in a flash like fireworks.

“Is that it?”

“Hmm.” Dumbledore nodded and walked briskly in front. That sly smile seemed like…he had found another great enemy for Hogwarts.

After all, hiring a proper alchemist as a professor would cost a conservative amount of over 3,000 gold Galleons a year, which is only slightly higher than Snape’s salary.

But an alchemist and magic novice who has just entered the magical world is not so easy to be deceived… easy to be framed… and kind-heartedly makes selfless contributions to Hogwarts.

Delicious.