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Foundation: I am recruiting crickets from all dimensions to fight Chapter 41

Chapter 41: Ritual to please the gods? Drop the moon!

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[Procedure 410-Cassini: (60) Containment specialists wear masks (Joy, Sadness, Anger, Indifference, Fear, and Stupidity) and perform Ritual Cassini-A. ]

[Ritual Cassini-A is a farce about the mistakes and mutual insults of six characters, culminating in "Stupidity" outwitting and winning a riddle game and declaring himself king. After Ritual Cassini-A, a dice game will be played. The winner of the game is irrelevant to the program. ]

Seeing this,

the same picture subconsciously emerged in everyone’s mind.

An inexplicable sense of weirdness suddenly surged into their hearts.

However,

this is not the end.

[Procedure 420-Perinaldo: (120) Holst’s OP32 Fifth Movement is played using flute, oboe, clarinet, horn, timpani, and bass drum. 】

[This segment is accompanied by specific body movements and vocal components made by the performers throughout the performance, numbered as Ritual Perinaldo-A. The performance must be live, and recordings of this segment will not be valid. 】

First a farce performance,

and then music?

Some audience members subconsciously thought:

Can such a bizarre and strange ritual really help contain anomalies?

Before everyone could wonder,

more content appeared.

[Procedure 430-Epimetheus: (180) Containment specialists exchange gifts with each other. The specific gifts are not important to the procedure, but the value of each gift must not exceed US$4.28. Each gift is accompanied by the recitation of Ritual Epimetheus-A and the scattering of grains around the containment cell. ]

[Procedure 440-Cassir: (240) The containment specialists will tie their feet with wool and drink 60 ml of olive oil while reciting Ceremony Cassir-A. They will then use a hammer to smash a stone weighing at least 20 kg, reciting Ceremony Cassir-B throughout the process.]

Seeing this,

the audience’s reaction was much calmer.

Compared to the previous weird behaviors, these two were at least not too outrageous.

However,

Just when the audience thought that this weird ritual was over,

with the appearance of the last two rituals, the audience of the heavens and the worlds realized that

they were still too conservative.

[Procedure 450-Cairo: (300) Prepare a D-class subject, draw symbols (a circle around a point, and an upward arrow at 90 degrees) on its stomach with a platinum-based solution, and wear a blue cloak, a crown and a scepter. The D-class subject was then tied to a chair and Ritual Cairo-A was recited. ]

[After Ritual Cairo-A was recited, a containment specialist castrated the D-class subject using a hand sickle. The testicles were then placed in a bowl of salt water while Ritual Cairo-B was recited. ]

[Procedure 460-Omphalos: (0) Sacrifice a [DATA EXPUNGED]Except]]

With the appearance of these two pieces of content,

The audience who had just been teasing the foundation was stunned.

Countless people looked at each other in bewilderment.

It was just a few short lines of text, but it made them feel an unprecedented fear, which made their backs cold.

The sudden reversal immediately caused an uproar in the chat group.

"WTF? Sacrifice…human beings?"

"Damn! Is this ritual serious?"

"Oh my God, this is simply…too crazy!"

"Although I know that the people sacrificed are most likely those death row prisoners, this behavior still makes people feel uncomfortable."

"Have you ever thought about what the final outcome would be if we don’t do this and can’t contain the stag?"

"K-level doomsday scenario, the end of the world… Damn it! I can only pray that this ritual can really successfully contain that guy."

·········

Three-Body Universe.

Earth.

Looking at the content on the screen, Luo Ji looked indifferent.

He has never been a person who follows the rules.

In his opinion,

If only two people need to be sacrificed to save the world, he will make the choice without hesitation!

Not to mention, the sacrifices were even just the criminals on death row who had committed many crimes.

The only thing that made him feel a little bit wrong was this bizarre ceremony!

Building a six-pointed star ring, playing a farce, an orchestra, reciting, castration, sacrifice…

Rather than saying that such a ceremony is used to appease or pray,

it is better to say that,

it is used to please!

A twisted and bizarre performance to please the gods!

Just then,

the last content appeared on the light screen.

Luo Ji just took a look and his face changed instantly.

[If a containment breach occurs, the nuclear device of Site-100 will be detonated, and then all Foundation facilities will be locked down and protocol 2845-XK1 "shoot down the moon" will be activated. 】

Seeing this, the audience in the universe was suddenly shocked.

Marvel Universe.
SHIELD.

"WTF?"

Natasha cursed.

She widened her eyes and said in astonishment:

"Detonating a nuclear device and shooting down the moon? Damn, isn’t the Foundation a little too…too exaggerated?"

Nick Fury also had a complicated expression.

The Foundation was able to kill one thousand enemies and lose eight hundred of its own.

Obviously,

this means that the consequences of containment failure far exceed detonating a nuclear bomb!

Who knew that just when everyone was still shocked by the horrifying regulations in the archives,

the content on the light screen suddenly changed.

The picture seemed to have come to a confidential meeting room.

A meeting room full of technological styleIn the room, representatives from dozens of organizations, big and small, sat down.

Global Occult Coalition, Promethean Labs, United Nations Task Force "Blue Alpha", National Guard of Bald Eagle Country, Security Department…

And, the representative from SCP Foundation sat in the middle.

Seeing such a luxurious lineup, the atmosphere of the chat group suddenly became solemn.

In the picture,

Dr. Gears and Dr. Kondraki, who had not been seen for a long time, sat in the chair.

And Dr. Bright sat behind the two with a new face.

Under the gaze of everyone, the new face came to the podium.

"Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Clef, and I am here to explain to you the containment requirements of SCP-2845 today."

PS: Sorry, I was delayed this morning, so I wrote it in a hurry at noon, and there were some common sense errors, which have been corrected.

If similar problems appear again, please point them out.

As for the comment from the reader, "I made a mistake on purpose so that I can secretly cut the book", that is not the case at all.

Although the data of the book is indeed not very good, haha~

By the way, please ask for some data, free flowers, evaluation tickets, etc.!

As for monthly tickets, rewards for urging updates, etc., it would be even better


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Foundation: I am recruiting crickets from all dimensions to fight

Foundation: I am recruiting crickets from all dimensions to fight

基金会:我征召诸天次元斗蛐蛐
Status: Ongoing Type: Released: 2025 Native Language: chinesse
Chu Yun traveled through the SCP Foundation world, but despairingly discovered that there was no Foundation in this world, and anomalies began to revive. Fortunately, the foundation system has been awakened, which can help him issue a call to all the heavens, forcibly recruiting operators from all the heavens to join the foundation and carry out containment missions. Chu Yun: "The immortal Deadpool? I'll leave this little lizard to you." "Zeus from Greek mythology? It just so happens that there's an old man over there who calls himself God. You two must have something in common." After the conscription began, people in all the heavens and worlds were numb. Deadpool: "You call this a little lizard? It can even eat Godzilla in one gulp!" Zeus: "No, no, I don't want to be a god anymore." Huang Quan: "What? 3812 used the Imaginary Number Tree as a barbecue skewer and the Quantum Ocean as a drink, eating and drinking at the same time?" Zeus vs 343 'God' Huangquan vs 001 Gatekeeper, Black Swan vs Antimemetics Department, Imaginary Number Tree vs Crimson King... Chu Yun: "The heavens are calling for help? A cricket fight in the second dimension!"

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