Genshin Impact: I who only want to fall in love was exposed in a video Chapter 129

Chapter 129: Top Chef Competition! (Seeking monthly flower tickets)

Chapter 129: Super Chef Competition! (Seeking flowers and monthly tickets)

Liyue, Wangsheng Hall.

Mr. Zhongli, a retired old man, looked at Cao Zhong in front of him with a little helplessness.

“Go away, I can’t save you.”

“Don’t worry, my Lord Emperor. You are a generation of martial god and a wise ruler for all ages. Everyone in Liyue and Teyvat knows your name. You must save me this time, otherwise it will be difficult for me to survive in Teyvat.”

Cao Zhong wiped his tears and snot on Zhongli’s body.

Zhongli pushed Cao Zhong away with disgust.

“I’m retired now, no longer the Rock King, I really can’t help you with this. Besides, you have friends all over the world, and Mondstadt’s Wind God has a very good relationship with you, why don’t you ask him for help. Maybe he can help you mediate and resolve the misunderstanding between you and Inazuma.”

While speaking, Zhongli picked up the teacup and drank it leisurely.

After hearing Zhongli’s words, Cao Zhong felt numb and a little desperate.

“You want me to die!”

“Who in Teyvat doesn’t know this guy Wendy? He just looks like a human, but he never does human things!”

Mondstadt, Zhaixing Cliff.

“A-choo~~~”

Slurp~~~

Wendy sniffed violently.

“Which young lady is secretly thinking about me behind my back again! Oh, my damn charm that has nowhere to go!”

Then, he poured a mouthful of wine into his mouth.

“This wine is free, but it tastes good, hehe!”

Then, Wendy picked up the chat terminal and joined the chat group to denounce Cao Zhong again.

[Wendy: Cao Zhong, where is he? You come out to clean up the mess, you like to be a coward, right! ]

[Kamiri Ayato: Cao Zhong, you kid must not close your eyes when you sleep at night. ]

[Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun: Cao Zhong, you kid even don’t let go of the eight-fold, you are really not picky. What, my little Ganyu and little Shenhe can’t feed you? ]

[Ganyu: Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun, Master, what are you talking about, don’t say it anymore. 】

【Master Liuyunjiefeng: Alas, Ganyu, Master is not just defending you. Yajō has to call you sister no matter what, and he has to tell you that he likes Cao Zhong. Let’s compete fairly and not do anything behind your back! 】817

【Ganyu: Master, you still say. 】

【Master Liuyunjiefeng: Okay, okay, I won’t say anything, you can do whatever you want, little Yajō. 】

【Son of the Eighth God: Master Liuyunjiefeng, Senior Liuyun. As we all know, the video and other things are fake. I am so wronged, I didn’t do anything, Chunchun was wronged. I wish I could peel off Cao Zhong’s skin, eat his flesh, and his blood. 】

【Ying: Hey, Lord Gongsi is so scary. 】

【Paimeng: Paimeng is so scared, Paimeng should not be friends with Lord Gongsi. 】

[Cao Zhong: You misunderstood my Yae. I will give youTranslate. She meant to take off my clothes, bite my big cannon, and eat my pure milk. One drop of semen equals ten drops of blood. You should all understand, right? ]

[Kaeya:? ]

[Wendy:? ? ]

[Bennett:? ? ? ]

[Yae Shenzi:? ? ? ? ]

[Cao Zhong: As the saying goes, thirty is like a wolf, forty is like a tiger, and fifty can suck dirt while sitting on the ground. Think about how old Yae is. If she meets a strong and handsome guy like me, will she let me go? Definitely not! ]

[Cao Zhong: Let me tell you this, Naruto Taisha. I went in during the day and came out during the day. I went in at night and came out at night. In a whole week, I lost 20 pounds. I was almost drained! 】

[Xingqiu: Cao Zhong, you are full of jingles, you want to test me! 】

[Elhaisen: Xingqiu. We in the Order of the Church also have our own bottom line, not everyone is welcome. 】

[Kaia: What kind of lewd words are these? 】

[Wendy: I ​​have never seen such a thing before. 】

[Bennett: I was shocked for a whole year. 】

[Hutao: Cao Zhong, I can only say that since you have been busy helping us in the Hall of Rebirth, I will prepare a good coffin for you. The friendship price is 100 million, otherwise it will be difficult to show your status! 】

[Yae Shenzi: Cao Zhong, although I am not a human, you are a real dog. When did I do these things to you? How can you slander my innocence out of thin air? 】

[Shanhu Gong Xinhai: Yae Shenzi, please, Miss Linglong Youdoufu, please don’t insult our Wulang, okay? 】

[Wulang: ? ? ? ]

Cao Zhong was about to refute Yae Shinko in the chat group when he suddenly received a private message.

[Yae Shinko: Cao Zhong, I have no grudge against you, why did you frame me? (Gnashing teeth)]

[Cao Zhong: I’m sorry Yae, it’s all for survival. ]

[Yae Shinko: For your own sake, don’t you care about the lives of others? (Covering mouth and crying) (Covering mouth and crying) (Covering mouth and crying)]

[Cao Zhong: I’m sorry Yae, don’t meet me in the next life. ]

[Yae Shinko: Wait, what are you going to do, wait! ]

Unfortunately, it’s too late.

[Cao Zhong: Lei Movie, I reported Yae Shinko that the food you make is the most disgusting, even dogs won’t eat it. It’s hard to imagine in what state you make such disgusting food. 】

[Lei Movie: (*). 】

[Yae Shenzi: Lei Movie, Ying Bao. You will believe me, right? (Covering mouth and crying) (Covering mouth and crying) (Covering mouth and crying)]

[Lei Movie: (*). 】

[Yae Shenzi: Ying, my treasure. I was wronged, I was wronged!!! 】

[Kaeya: Cao Zhong, what a vicious mind. 】

[Hu Tao: Humph, man! 】

[Lei Movie: Yae Shenzi, I know you were wronged, but you definitely think so in your heart, so you deserve to dieGu! ]

[Yae Shenzi: No~~~ Yingbao, you can’t do this to me, I helped you take a bath and warmed your bed! ]

[Wendy: Hiss~ This is too exciting! ]

[Kaeya: Is this something a mere mortal like me can listen to? ]

[Bennett: Lord Lei Shen won’t kill people to silence them, right? ]

[Lei Yingying: Yae Shenzi, you know too much! ]

[Guo Beng: Humph, the old woman’s cooking is bad and you don’t let people say it, right? ]

[Lei Yingying: ]

[Guo Beng: Today, even if you kill me, I will announce to the world that the food you Lei Yingying cooks is the worst in the world, yue~~~]

[Kaeya: Guo Beng, cannon. You are too fierce! 】

[Wendy: What on earth did Da Pao go through to be so disgusted with Lei Dianying’s food? 】

[Xiangling: Lord Lei Shen has a wife’s face, how bad can his food be? I don’t believe it! ! ! 】

[Ding, a new video is ready to play. 】

[Xiangling:? 】

[Cao Zhong:? ? 】

[Lei Dianying:? ? ? 】

[Kaeya: Xiangling, you don’t listen to the old man’s advice, and you’ll get slapped in the face. 】

[Guobeng: Good death. 】

[Xiangling: Lei Dianying, Lord Lei Shen, I said I didn’t mean it, will you believe it? 】

[Lei Dianying: (*). 】(To read the violent novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

[Xiangling: Lord Lei Shen, don’t laugh, I’m scared. 】

The video starts playing.

Charlotte appears on the screen.

“Hello, everyone! Welcome to the Teyvat Continent Super Chef Competition! I am the host Charlotte.”

“For this cooking competition, we specially invited the wanderer Guobeng and the traveler Ying who travels around the world to serve as our judges.”

“Next, they will select the most capable one from the three contestants to become our Teyvat Continent’s super chef and award the super chef armband! (affh)”

“First of all, welcome our number one contestant, Lei Dianying from Inazuma, Lord Lei Shen.”

“Lord Lei Shen, what is your goal in participating in our super chef competition this time?”

Charlotte handed the microphone to Lei Dianying with anticipation.

Maybe it was his first time to participate in a cooking competition, Lei Dianying was a little nervous at the moment.

“Please rest assured, everyone in Inazuma, I will definitely cook with my heart, thank you for your support.”

[Yae Shenzi: I can hardly imagine what the dishes Yingbao made with his heart would look like. Would it be fatal? ]

[Lei Yingying: Yae, why didn’t I notice that your mouth was so broken before? How about I sew it up for you? ]

[Yae Shenzi: I’m sorry, I was wrong. Yingbao’s cooking is the best, Xiangling’s cooking is not as good as hers! ]

[Cao Zhong: You are an old hermaphrodite. ]

[National Collapse: Yae Shenzi, are you really not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door in the middle of the night? 】

[Yae Shenzi: Guobeng, I am more afraid of your mother knocking on the door in the middle of the night than ghosts knocking on the door in the middle of the night! 】

[Lei Movie:? 】

[Guobeng: I have said it many times, she is not my mother, I have no mother! 】

[Wendy: I ​​am so filial. 】

[Kaeya: Filial piety makes you strong. 】

[Paimon: Ying, Traveler, did you see that? You are going to be a judge in the cooking competition! 】

[Ying: There must be a lot of delicious food, happy! 】

[Cao Zhong: Ying, I will give you some money, do you need to work so hard? 】

[Yae Shenzi: Ying, do you know what the most painful thing in life is? 】

[Ying: Uh, people are alive, but the money is gone? 】

[Yae Shenzi: Wrong. The person died, but the money was not spent. You have the name to get the money, but you have no life to spend it! 】

[Paimon: That’s great! (Happy) (Happy) (Happy)]

[Ying: Paimon!!! Don’t worry, I will take you wherever I go. 】

[Paimon: Hey? No need, really no need. 】

[Lei Movie: Damn, it seems that you have been very big to me, welcome to Inazuma, I will definitely use my most perfect cooking skills to prepare a table of meals for you. 】

[Cao Zhong: Ahahaha, I have something to do, I will go down first. 】

[Yae Shenzi: You are so strong, you see I am too weak, sleep for a while. 】

[Lei Movie:……]

[Kaeya: Cao Zhong, why are you so scared, aren’t you usually very awesome? Why don’t you dare to fight with the Thunder God? 】

The video continues.

“Okay, thank you for the touching speech of our Lord Lei Shen. Next, we invite our second contestant, Xiangling from our Liyue Wanmin Hall. Welcome Xiangling.”

“Xiangling, do you have anything to say to everyone?”

Obviously, Xiangling is a little excited now.

“I am not participating in this competition to win a prize. My purpose is to tell everyone that hamburgers, chicken wings, sushi and pork noodles are all junk food. Only Liyue cuisine is the best.”

Xiangling’s speech is very bold.

[Master Mao: Xiangling, good. You are worthy of being my daughter. You are ambitious. ]

[Yan Fei: Xiangling, come on, junior sister, you are the best. ]

[Yaoyao: Xiangling, I will hold up the banner for my senior sister. Let’s see who dares to be her enemy. There are enemies everywhere. I am her junior sister and even her banner! 】

[Hu Tao: Yao Yao, you are full of rhymes, you want to go to college? 】

[Yao Yao: I don’t want to go to college, I hate going to school. 】

[Grandma Ping: Xiang Ling is a smart kid. Do your best, I believe you can do it. 】

[Xiang Ling: Thank you, Master, thank you everyone. I can do it, I won’t let you down. 】

The camera cuts back.

At this time, the last contestant has come on stage.

“Okay, my sideThis suave, handsome, elegant, charming, and charming guy is our last contestant, Mr. Cao Zhong. ”

“Mr. Cao Zhong, do you have anything to say to everyone about your participation in the Super Chef Competition?”

Charlotte looked at Cao Zhong’s handsome face, and her legs were almost unstable.

Cao Zhong had a smile on his face.

“Meet in another world, enjoy delicious food!”

“Mr. Cao Zhong, everyone knows that you are from another world, you must have a lot of delicious food there, right?”

“Of course, I can recite them all.”

“Really? How about showing everyone a paragraph?”

“It’s nothing, you listen carefully.” ”

“There are steamed lamb, steamed bear paw, steamed deer tail, roast duck, roast chicken, roast goose, braised pork, braised duck, sauce chicken, bacon, pine flower, tripe, dried meat, sausage, assorted Su plate, smoked chicken tripe, steamed eight-treasure pig, stuffed duck with glutinous rice, jar pheasant, jar quail, braised assorted items, braised goose, pheasant, rabbit breast, vegetable python, whitebait, steamed hash ants…”

[Kaiya: Cao Zhong, you kid. Don’t think I don’t know. You just put the word count on the scalp, right?]

[Wendy: That’s right. Yesterday you said you would post two chapters, but you only posted one. Are you worthy of us? Wang Defa, Refund!!! 】

[Cao Zhong: It is impossible to refund the money. The ticket purchase window is at Feilu and the refund window is at Qidian!!! 】

[Bennett: You have no shame! 】

[Hu Tao: Disgusting! 】

PS: Let me put it this way, I went to dinner yesterday. I live in Fangshan and the dinner place is in Wangjing. I stood on the subway for more than 50 stations back and forth, and it took nearly four hours. This does not include the time to queue for the meal.

Really, I was annoyed. I asked him to pick anything, and he picked a diagonal one for me.

You are really my eldest son. You don’t know how to feel sorry for your father at all! .