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Genshin Impact: I who only want to fall in love was exposed in a video Chapter 123

123 I was kidnapped by the coconut sheep (Seeking monthly flower tickets)

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Chapter 123: I was kidnapped by the coconut sheep! (Seeking monthly flower tickets)

Chapter 123: I was kidnapped by the coconut sheep! (Seeking flowers and monthly tickets)

[Cao Zhong: Quality, pay attention to your quality, Miss Ganyu! ]

[Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun: Yes, little Ganyu, how can you scold people, pay attention to your quality. ]

[Ganyu: Master, I have no quality! ]

[Paimon: Hey? ]

[Ying: What happened to Miss Ganyu? ]

[Keqing: Ganyu, is Ganyu too stressed at work? ]

[Ningguang: Ganyu, if Ganyu feels too tired at work, take a few days off. ]

[Bai Shi: Yes, Senior Ganyu, we are still here for everything! ]

[Bai Xiao: Yes, yes, Senior Ganyu, just take a few days off, and we sisters will ensure that we complete the task. ]

[Bai Wen: Yes, Senior Ganyu, if you are too tired, why not go and participate in the Gulu Gulu Rolling Down the Mountain Competition? I think you will definitely like it! ]

[Ganyu: I don’t need to participate in the Gulu Gulu Rolling Down the Mountain Competition. Liyue doesn’t have a Gulu Gulu Rolling Down the Mountain True Lord, and doesn’t need a Gulu Gulu Rolling Down the Mountain Competition. I don’t need it at all. ]

[Paimon: Miss Ganyu looks so scary! ]

[Xingqiu: Miss Ganyu has become like this. Is it a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality? ]

[Charlotte: Xingqiu, come to work at the newspaper tomorrow. ]

[Kaeya: Cao Zhong, why did Miss Ganyu say that there is no Gulu Gulu Rolling Down the Mountain True Lord? You are not lying to us, are you? ]

[Arakaki Ito: Cao Zhong, I trust you so much, and you lied to me? ]

[Wendy: Cao Zhong, is there a truth in your mouth? ]

[Cao Zhong: Is there a possibility that the True Lord Gulu Gulu Rolling Down the Mountain is…]

[Ganyu: Cao Zhong, shut up, you are not allowed to say it! ]

[True Lord Liuyun Borrowing Wind: Hahaha! ]

[Xiao: I think I know who the True Lord Gulu Gulu Rolling Down the Mountain is. ]

[Grandma Ping: Yes, he is indeed a rare good child! ]

[Ganyu: Master, please stop talking! ]

[Paimeng: Hey, Miss Ganyu said there is no True Lord Gulu Gulu Rolling Down the Mountain, but Cao Zhong and the immortals said there is a True Lord Gulu Gulu Rolling Down the Mountain, Paimeng fainted. ]

[Ying: Paimeng, Paimeng you are really stupid, you still don’t understand this. 】

[Aratanaki Ito: Paimon doesn’t understand, and neither do I! 】

[Cao Zhong: Aratanaki Ito, Brother Douzi. It’s so rare that you don’t understand! 】

[Ningguang: So that’s how it is. I was wondering why Ganyu suddenly went berserk! (Chuckling) (Chuckling) (Chuckling)]

[Keqing: I think the True Lord Gulu Gulu rolling down the mountain sounds cute! (Chuckling) (Chuckling) (Chuckling)]

[Ganyu: Lord Tianquan, Lord Yuhengxing, please stop talking. I’ll be angry if you keep talking. (Knock on the head) (Knock on the head)]

[True Lord Liuyunjifeng: Cao Zhong, you know a lot about little Ganyu. You wouldn’t be interested in her.right? ]

[Ganyu: Master Liuyunjiefeng, what are you talking about? ]

[Cao Zhong: Master Liuyunjiefeng, you are indeed an immortal. You have a sharp eye. I hid so deeply, but you saw it all at a glance. ]

[Xingqiu: Cao Zhong, can you please die! ]

[Chongyun: Liyue girls will only marry Liyue people. Forget this idea! ]

[Master Liuyunjiefeng: Cao Zhong, you like little Ganyu, but what about little Shenhe? She is still on her way to Liyue Harbor? ]

[Cao Zhong: Master Liuyunjiefeng, immortal. If you don’t mind, I can take both! ]

[Hu Tao: You don’t want to be proud anymore, right! ]

[Xingqiu: Impossible, absolutely impossible! 】

[Chongyun: Cao Zhong, are you doing this to my aunt? 】

[Kaia: Cao Zhong, you are still the scumbag! 】

[Wendy: Cao Zhong, how can you be so dissolute? 】

[Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun: Cao Zhong, you are so bold! (Sneer) (Sneer) (Sneer)]

[Cao Zhong: Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun, immortal. Why don’t you listen to Ganyu Shenhe’s own voices, what if they agree! 】

[Ganyu: Cao Zhong, you are dreaming, I will never fall in love with the same person as my junior sister! 】

[Cao Zhong: Ganyu, Ganyu, have you forgotten Cao Zhong by the Dihuazhou? (Crying with her hands covering her mouth) (Crying with her hands covering her mouth) (Crying with her hands covering her mouth)]

[Ding, the new video is ready to play! 】

[Kaeya: Here it comes, it comes, it walks with firm steps. 】

[Wendy: Every time at this time, I know there will be a video. 】

[Ying: Ganyu, Miss Ganyu. You don’t really like Cao Zhong, do you? 】

[Ganyu: I don’t know, I don’t know anything! ! ! ! 】

[Hu Tao: Cao Zhong, you have done so many bad things, look at how much you have forced Miss Ganyu. 】

[Cao Zhong: Hu Tao, don’t talk, the video is playing fast! 】

[Kaeya: Cao Zhong, what fast play or slow play, there are children in the group, don’t do these colored things every day, teach the children bad things! 】

[Cao Zhong: Kaeya, you are really a lewd talent. 】

[Kaeya: No more talking, when will you return to China? 】

[Cao Zhong: Return to China next week! 】

The video started playing.

In the picture, Cao Zhong suddenly appeared, sitting on a chair and breathing heavily.

And sitting opposite him were Wendy and Zhongli.

Wendy and Zhongli looked at each other, and then Wendy held Cao Zhong’s hand.

“Hello, Mr. Cao Zhong! Is there anything I can help you with?”

Cao Zhong looked a little nervous and stuttered.

“What I said may be a little unbelievable, don’t be afraid!”

Wendy and Zhongli smiled at each other, and Wendy patted her chest.

“We are gods, we are not afraid!”

“Please speak!”

Zhongli also spoke.

[Hu Tao: Wait a minute, if I read correctly, Venti said they were gods. Then Venti is the God of Wind, what kind of god are you, Zhongli? ]

[Kaeya: Is there any need to ask this? Wasn’t there a rumor that Zhongli was the God of Rock? ]

[Paimon: But isn’t the God of Rock dead? The Traveler and I saw it with our own eyes. ]

[Ying: Yes, I saw it with our own eyes. ]

[Cao Zhong: Ying, what you saw is what the people above want you to see. ]

[Xingqiu: But why did the Emperor pretend to be dead? ]

[Cao Zhong: Why, gods can’t retire! ]

[Zhongli: Liyue is always the Liyue of the Liyue people, not my Liyue alone. I have no desire to fight for supremacy, but I got involved in the dispute to protect the people of one side. Now, it is time for you to take care of Liyue’s peace. However, I will be back for life, and the future can only depend on you. 】

[Ningguang: Don’t worry, my Lord, Ningguang will protect Liyue’s safety, even if I die, I will not regret it! 】

[Keqing: I will do my best until I die! 】

[Kaeya: Wendy, look, look. Aren’t you ashamed? 】

[Wendy: Don’t step on one and praise the other! 】

[Barbara: You are a waste, and I will not let people say that? 】

[Wendy: Barbara, you have changed. You would not treat me like this before! (Crying with her hands covering her mouth) (Crying with her hands covering her mouth) (Crying with her hands covering her mouth)]

[Barbara: I was blind before. If I had known that you were such a wind god, whoever wanted to be the priest could be the priest. 】

[Wendy: Then aren’t you blind for falling for Cao Ze? 】

[Barbara: If you insult my brother again, I will tear up all the bad things you did in Mondstadt. 】

[Wendy: I’m sorry, I’m a waste! 】

[Cao Zhong: Happy. 】

[An expert from the Rock King Research Association: Um, is it too late to immigrate now? 】

[Cao Zhong: It’s too late, give him a proper burial! 】

[Zhongli: Cao Zhong, Liyue is not guilty for words! 】

[Hu Tao: That’s great, I was worried that you would hold a grudge, Zhongli! 】

[Zhongli: Hall Master, I don’t hold a grudge against others, but I remember your grudge very clearly! 】

[Hu Tao: Zhongli, Lord Emperor, I was wrong, just let me go for the sake of my helping you pay the bills every month! (Poor) (Poor) (Poor)]

[Zhongli:……]

[Xiangling: Mr. Zhongli is actually the emperor, no wonder he can give me so many feasible suggestions. ]

[Yunjin: I knew that a man as knowledgeable as Mr. Zhongli is definitely not an ordinary person. ]

[Ying: A small hermit hides in the wild, a great hermit hides in the city, maybe this is the attitude of the strong to face life! ]

[Zhongli: Okay, stop praising, continue watching the video. ]

Hu~~~

Cao Zhong let out a long breath, clenched his fists, and calmed himself down from the shock.

“I just, kidnapped by coconut sheep!”

When Wendy and Zhongli heard this, they immediately retreated tactically with serious faces.

“Who is the coconut sheep?”

Wendy asked without understanding.

“It’s not that person, it’s the coconut sheep that is half human and half sheep!” (To read the exciting novel, go to Faloo Novel Network!)

When Zhongli heard this, he quickly drew on the straw paper in front of him and handed it to Cao Zhong.

Cao Zhong looked at the picture and was slightly stunned for a while.

On the paper, there was a monster with a human-like left side and a sheep-like right side.

“It’s not left and right, it’s up and down. ”

Cao Zhong reminded.

Zhongli understood what he said, and quickly drew a picture on the paper and handed it to Cao Zhong again.

Cao Zhong took a look, and this time the drawing showed a monster with goat legs on the top and human legs on the bottom.

“No, she has a human on the top and a goat on the bottom.”

Cao Zhong reminded again with a little dissatisfaction.

After hearing this, Zhongli immediately adjusted the pictures and handed them to Cao Zhong again.

“Where’s the head? There’s no Kunkun, she’s a woman. ”

Cao Zhong was somewhat dissatisfied.

Zhongli still painted a picture calmly.

There was a human face on the top and a fish head on the bottom.

“This…”

Cao Zhong was about to speak when Wendy stopped him.

He took the drawing paper and brush from Zhongli, added curls around the image, and handed it to Cao Zhong again.

“Female.”

Cao Zhong angrily threw the portrait to the ground.

“Coconut sheep! It’s the kind of coconut sheep with horns on its head, a sweet smile, and a super amazing body! Do you understand? ”

[Paimon: Why does this coconut sheep sound so familiar? I think I’ve seen it somewhere.]

[Ying: Isn’t this Miss Ganyu? Miss Ganyu is the kind of coconut sheep that has horns on her head, a sweet smile, and a super amazing figure!]

[Ganyu: I am a half-immortal beast, but I am not a coconut sheep!]

[Qiqi: Coconut sheep? Can you give me coconut milk?]

[Hutao: Qiqi, don’t shiver!]

[Cao Zhong: Wow, Qiqi’s idea is the same as mine!]

[Ganyu: Cao Zhong, go to hell!]

The video continues.

Seeing that Cao Zhong was angry, Wendy quickly comforted him.

“`I understand, go on. ”

Cao Zhong calmed down and continued to tell his story.

“She pursued me madly and said I was handsome. Who doesn’t know that? Then she kidnapped me. It was near Jueyunjian. There were all immortals and a big bird! It was a big bird, a very big one, with long legs. It stepped directly on me.”

“I was so scared that I jumped down from the mountain. I was like a bird…”

Puff~~~

Zhongli, who was originally very serious, suddenly couldn’t help it. He lowered his head and chuckled a few times, and immediately returned to normal.

However, when Zhongli stared at Cao Zhong for two seconds, he couldn’t help laughing again

Cao Zhong stared at Zhongli, feeling that he was being laughed at.

“No, what are you laughing at?”

Cao Zhong asked seriously.

“I remembered something happy.”

Zhongli explained quickly.

“What happy thing?”

Cao Zhong was obviously not satisfied with this answer.

“I’m going to retire!”

Zhongli answered very seriously.

Puff~~~

At this time, Wendy on the side couldn’t help laughing.

Cao Zhong spread his hands.

“What are you laughing at?”

Wendy suppressed her laughter and explained to Cao Zhong seriously.

“I’m going to retire too.”

Cao Zhong looked at Wendy and then at Zhongli.

“You retired on the same day?”

“Yes, yes, yes!”

Zhongli replied.

The next second, Wendy and Zhongli couldn’t help laughing at the same time.

After a while, Wendy recovered.

“Not on the same day, but retired from the same position.”

“I repeat, I’m not kidding.”

Cao Zhong angrily slammed the table.

“Yes, yes, yes!”

But Wendy still couldn’t help laughing.

“Hey…”

Cao Zhong angrily slammed the table, making a series of clanging sounds.

Wendy quickly signaled Cao Zhong to calm down.

“Let’s get back to the point. Um, is this coconut sheep you just mentioned beautiful?”

Wendy looked at Cao Zhong seriously.

“It’s not a question of whether she’s pretty or not. She’s really that kind of girl, the kind that’s rare. She’s very pretty and looks very pretty when she smiles. Unfortunately, it was too dark that day and I couldn’t see her breasts clearly.”

Puff~~~

Zhongli couldn’t help laughing again.

“You’re going too far. I’ve been putting up with you for a long time.”

Cao Zhong pointed at Zhongli and said angrily.

“I’m going to retire!”

Zhongli explained.

“You were obviously laughing at me and you never stopped!”

Cao Zhong wasn’t so easy to fool, and angrily accused Zhongli.

“Mr. Cao Zhong, we’ve been strictly trained. No matter how funny it is, we won’t laugh unless we can’t help it.”

Zhongli explained seriously.

“How about this, Mr. Cao Zhong, you go back and wait for the news. We’ll notify you as soon as there’s progress.”

Wendy smoothed things over.

“Go check it out quickly, okay?”

Cao Zhong urged.

“It’s very dangerous, bring more people with you!”

After saying that, Cao Zhong opened the door and walked out.

However, as soon as Cao Zhong walked out of the door, he heard deafening laughter coming from the room.

Wendy was not only laughing, but also twisting her body crazily, and she was already twisted with laughter.

At this time, Cao Zhong returned along the same route.

Wendy and Zhongli had returned to their silence.

Zhongli looked at Cao Zhong standing at the door and asked kindly, “Mr. Cao Zhong, do you have anything else to add?”

Cao Zhong did not speak and turned to leave.

Seeing Cao Zhong leave, Wendy and Zhongli burst into laughter again, laughing so hard that they could not straighten their backs, and even slapped the table frantically.

At this time, Cao Zhong opened the door again.

“Mr. Cao…”

Wendy and Zhongli calmed down again.

The three people looked at each other in bewilderment.

PS: Let me explain, the previous three chapters were all small chapters of 3,000 words. Now they are all large chapters of 5,000 words. I am too lazy to divide the chapters, but the number of words is not less!

Friends with monthly tickets and flowers in their hands, please vote. There are still three monthly tickets over 100. Please help! .


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Genshin Impact: I who only want to fall in love was exposed in a video

Genshin Impact: I who only want to fall in love was exposed in a video

原神:只想谈恋爱的我被视频曝光
Status: Ongoing Type: Released: 2024 Native Language: chinesse
Cao Zhong traveled to the continent of Teyvat. Awaken the system of playing badly at the beginning, and you can get a chance to draw a lottery by playing badly and slacking off. What is the Gale Swordsman Experience Card, what is the Ancient Sacred Body, the Rubber Fruit, what is the Divine Elephant Prison Suppression Technique... After two and a half years of playing badly, he has become a god. ...... Cao Zhong just wants to have some fun every day and then have a sweet romance with his wives. Until one day, he was suddenly exposed by video. In the video, Qin: King, come and catch me! You� burst into tears: Cao Zhong, how can I live without you! Ningguang: I will support you from now on! Kamisato Ayaka: If you try it, I won’t be a child anymore. Facing the questioning of the crowd, Cao Zhong answered without panic: "I'm not a scumbag. I'm sincere to every one of them. You can call me the most affectionate person in Teyvat!"

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