I’m in the Demon Suppressing Division, and I rely on krypton for my life to live forever. Chapter 090

Chapter 90: Bald Donkey! Look at me, I’m going to knock your bald head off!

In front of the tofu pudding stall.

A barely perceptible golden light flashed in his eyes.

Combined with the exploration of the spirit,

Gu Yu had already figured out the true cultivation level of the old monk in front of him.

“Late stage of body forging…”

In Dayong, where martial arts are popular,

Any ordinary person who is willing to spend time practicing martial arts can almost reach this level before the end of his life.

Especially for these monks who are completely free from work, have no labor, and do not need to run around for a meal, this is even more true.

“Could it be… am I overthinking?”

Gu Yu couldn’t help asking himself a question in his heart as his vigilance receded a little.

Then, before he could think about it further,

The owner of the tofu brain stall had already waved a wooden spoon, hurried over and shouted at the old monk:

“Go, go, go!

“You big monk! It’s fine if you come to fool us!

“Why do you bother even Master Gu?

“Go, go! Otherwise, don’t blame me for being rude!”

“Alas!” Seeing this, the old monk stepped back repeatedly and frowned at the young boss,

“This donor! You are also guilty of heinous crimes!

“I told you last time, but you didn’t believe it!

“Every word I say is from the bottom of my heart! If you follow me to become a monk now, it’s not too late!

“At worst, you can just become a registered lay disciple! Don’t wait until something bad happens and it will be too late to regret!”

Hearing this, the stall owner became even more anxious. He even dropped the long-handled wooden spoon in his hand.

He simply picked up a wooden stool from the ground and was about to hit the old monk on the head:

“Get out of here! You old bald head!”

“If you dare to curse me again! I’ll smash your head!”

“You are stubborn! You are stubborn!” The old monk was chased away in a very embarrassed manner.

He dragged the worn-out bowl in one hand,

held the Buddhist ritual in the other hand,

ran to the middle of the street in a hurry, and almost lost his shoes.

“Old bald donkey! You run fast! “Seeing the old monk’s figure completely drowned by the crowd, the stall owner gave up.

I am too polite… Look how direct the boss is… Gu Yu looked at the funny scene in front of him and couldn’t help but sigh in his heart.

29″Master Gu, I’m sorry, I’m sorry.”

The stall owner who had just “hunted down” the old monk in his seventies, now came back to Gu Yu with a bench and a smile. After wiping the sweat from his forehead, he explained,

“This old monk, and a group of other young monks and big monks, I don’t know where they came from these days.

“Tell everyone that the other party is guilty,

“Those with big sins have to join them and become monks.

“Those with small sins have to go somewhere with them, chant scriptures and recite Buddha’s name, sayIt is to eliminate sins.

“Damn it.”

While talking, the young boss suddenly cursed, and said angrily and amusedly,

“It was the bald donkey just now. The day before yesterday, he actually ran over to tell me something,

“Donor! You have a lot of karma!

“Please follow me to become a monk as soon as possible!

“Damn it, I’m guilty of selling tofu pudding every day?

“By the way, yesterday the bald guy was even more excessive! He caught a three-year-old kid and insisted that he was a flower thief in his previous life…”

That’s it,

For the next five minutes, Gu Yu ate tofu pudding while listening to the stall owner enumerating the various “evil deeds” of the “old bald donkey”.

Don’t say, this thing is interesting and quite good with rice.

At the end, perhaps the boss’s mouth was dry, so he stopped talking.

Otherwise, I’m afraid he could have stayed for another quarter of an hour!

“Wow… Which temple did these monks who suddenly appeared come from?”

After listening to these anecdotes, Gu Yu couldn’t help but wonder in his heart,

“Could it be that monks now also have KPI assessments for recruiting people?”

Otherwise, why would they go to such great lengths to recruit people?

Tsk tsk, it seems that every job is not easy.

And just when Gu Yu had just finished eating tofu brain and was about to quietly pay and leave.

The chatter of two new guests on the side suddenly caught his attention:

“Hey, have you heard? The western suburbs are haunted!”

“Oh my god! Is this true?! Are there really such things as ghosts?!”

“Of course! Those ghosts are very evil! It is said that they will pretend to be human beings and chat with you! Then when you are not paying attention, they will pounce on you and bite you to death!”

“Hiss – evil! Too evil! What the hell should I do?!”

“I suggest that in the evening recently, Just try not to go to the Western Suburbs! If you have to go, you can go to the Taoist temple and ask for some talismans or something!”

“Hey? By the way, didn’t a monk just say that you have committed heinous crimes and advised you to become a registered disciple? I think we can ask him for something that can ward off evil spirits!”

“That makes sense! That makes sense! Then let’s eat quickly and ask the monk after we finish eating!”

What the hell is this…

My matter of controlling puppets in the Western Suburbs, after going around in circles, can actually help the monks to recruit people?

Gu Yu, who had already walked a long way, frowned slightly after listening to the conversation between the two, and thought to himself:

“Could it be… this is what the monk said “having a connection with Buddha”? ”

No, no, no, it’s impossible, absolutely impossible!

Gu Yu hurriedly shook his head and threw away this disgusting thought.

Fuck the “fate”,

I don’t believe it!

……

…

At dusk,

The clouds were like fire, illuminating the western sky.

Inside the Demon Suppression Division.

Gu Yu, who had successfully completed his daily patrol, was walking leisurely towards the Prison Martial Arts Pavilion, carrying sorghum rice wine in one hand and a few side dishes packed from Qingyun Tower in the other.

But halfway through,

he suddenly discovered that not far ahead,

there seemed to be two sneaky figures standing behind a century-old tree that could be hugged by three people, occasionally poking their heads out and looking towards the Prison Martial Arts Pavilion.

One of the plump figures said, “It’s not good for us to just walk over there.”

Another lean figure thought for a moment and nodded, “It seems that it’s not good… I think Brother Gu always brings food and drinks.”

The plump figure agreed, “That’s right… What should we do? Go buy some food and drinks?”

The lean figure said it was not appropriate, “It’s not like we haven’t bought food before, but the old man doesn’t want it at all…”

“I think we should wait for Brother Gu to come back from work, and then we can ask him to take us with us.”

“What benefits will Brother Gu get?” A voice that did not belong to the fat and thin people suddenly interrupted.

But the two men did not seem to notice anything unusual, and they were still looking into the distance, and subconsciously replied:

“Well… I haven’t thought about it yet… But as long as Brother Gu wants it, I can give it to him, no problem! ”

“That’s right! Even if it’s Miss Lianhua, I’m willing to share it with Brother Gu!”

“Uh… forget it, Miss Lianhua should be kept by yourself, I don’t want it.” Gu Yu withdrew his head from behind the two people, looking disappointed.

At the same time, Zhao Yixiao and Lu Wenbing, who were concentrating on “stalking”, were also shocked: (To read the exciting novels, go to Flylu Novel Network!)

“Oh my god!”

“Brother Gu!! Why are you like a ghost!”

“When did you come here!”

Gu Yu did not answer, but pointed with his chin at the old man lying on the armchair in the distance, picking his feet and reading a book, and asked:

“Come to see Mr. Xu?”[]

“Yes. “Zhao Yixiao came over with a big belly and smiled.

He took the wine jar and side dishes that Gu Yu was carrying without making any noise.

Then he did not forget to use his eyes to call Lu Wenbing, asking him to give “Little Master Gu” a back pat and shoulder massage.

“Isn’t it because of Brother Gu’s help yesterday?” Zhao Yixiao bumped Gu Yu with his shoulder, “I got the opportunity to get in touch with Old Xu further.

“But… Old Xu has a weird temper. I’m afraid that he will come up with some tricky questions and embarrass us, so I thought about getting closer to him while I’m off duty.

“To improve our relationship…”

“But I’m worried that if Brother Gu is not present, we might end up flattering him instead of flattering him.” Lu Wenbing addedChongdao,

“So I kept hesitating, not knowing what to do.”

“Since Brother Gu is here…” Zhao Yixiao smiled, “I wondered if I could borrow Brother Gu’s light or something?”

After saying that, he took a deep breath and waited for Gu Yu’s reply.

Although he had a good relationship with Gu Yu, when asking for help, the attitude and things that should be expressed should not be missed.

As for whether others help or not, that is their business.

Helping is a favor, not helping is a duty, and I can’t blame myself.

But unexpectedly, Gu Yu did not answer directly, but took a big step and walked forward alone, leaving the two of them where they were.

“This…” Zhao Yixiao and Lu Wenbing looked at Gu Yu’s gradually receding back, and their hearts sank instantly.

But at this moment, Gu Yu’s voice came again:

“From the first to the seventh day of the Lunar New Year, Qingyun Tower, do you want to work?”

“…” Lu Wenbing didn’t understand what Gu Yu meant.

Zhao Yixiao was already smiling, and hurriedly followed him: “Okay, okay! Thank you, brother Gu! Don’t talk about the seventh day! It’s totally fine to eat until the fifteenth!”

“You said that! I didn’t force you!” Gu Yu turned around and laughed, “I will choose the most expensive one when the time comes!”

…

…

The night is getting darker, and the moon is hanging high.

In front of the wide-open door of the Prison Martial Pavilion.

Gu Yu, Zhao Yixiao, and Lu Wenbing were leaning on the one-foot-high threshold, each holding a wine bowl in his hand, looking up at the moon.

Beside, Xu Lao, who was lying on the armchair, also held a wine bowl in his hand, and watched the moon with the three juniors.

Ordinarily,

Mr. Xu should have been drunk by now, how could he have the time to spare?

However, today was a special day.

In order to help the two men and Mr. Xu improve their relationship, Gu Yu discussed with Mr. Xu and said that there would be a hard dish today, so he should drink slowly today so that he could savor the cooking skills of the chef of Qingyun Tower.

When the old man heard this, he readily agreed.

So they drank and ate until around the hour of Hai.

Because the main purpose of tonight was to be a “wingman” for the two colleagues, Gu Yu did not deliberately lead the topic as he did in the past.

Instead, he chatted with the three of them casually.

They talked about everything from all over the world and interesting things in the world.

With the effect of alcohol, the few of them actually had a great time chatting.

Besides, it wasn’t too cold today, so they simply came to the door, lay on the threshold, and invited the moon to drink with them.

It was quite a bit like a romantic celebrity, unrestrained and uninhibited.

“Oh, how come the moon is only half, it’s so damn ugly!”

Zhao Yixiao looked at the moon in the sky for no reason, and was quite displeased, and cursed incoherently.

“It’s only the seventh day of the first lunar month.”

Lu Wenbing said drunkenly, “In eight days,It’s the fifteenth day of the twelfth lunar month. When the moon is full, it will be nice to watch!”

The fifteenth day of the twelfth lunar month?!

Gu Yu, who was a little drunk, originally just wanted to follow their words and chat casually.

But after hearing the date, he suddenly thought of something, and the drunkenness dissipated a little.

Then he asked: “Brother Zhao, Brother Lu, is there anything special about the fifteenth day of the twelfth lunar month?”

“What can be so special about the fifteenth day?” Zhao Yixiao smiled and shook his head, “It’s the Chinese New Year in half a month.”

“It’s really nothing special…” Lu Wenbing on the other side, thoughtfully, followed and answered:

“It’s just offering sacrifices to the Emperor of Heaven, praying for peace and so on.”

“Offer sacrifices to… the Emperor of Heaven?” Gu Yu caught a key word, and couldn’t help but be more energetic, thinking secretly:

“Is there such a high-end existence as the Emperor of Heaven in this world? ”

“Yes, but not everyone worships them.” Lu Wenbing took a sip of wine and said, “After all, they are just characters in myths and legends.

“They are the same as those Buddhas and gods.

“They are just clay statues in temples.

“Anyway, I don’t believe in them. In my opinion, these are all dirty things that cheat people out of their money… Ouch! Who hit me!”

As Lu Wenbing was talking, he suddenly felt something hit his head.

Before he could react to what was going on, the voice of Old Xu came slowly:

“You little boy, don’t talk nonsense. You don’t have to believe in gods and Buddhas, but you must respect them.

“Besides, who said there is nothing special on the fifteenth day of the twelfth lunar month?

“The old man observed the sky at night and roughly calculated.

“On the night of the fifteenth day of the twelfth lunar month, there will be a strange phenomenon of a dog eating the moon!

“And the last time a dog ate the moon was ten years ago, when Wan Yue followed the former old god general to destroy the nest of the Mizui cult.

“Who would have thought that after ten years, everything has changed. Wan Xiaozi has become a prisoner who colluded with the Mizui cult and intended to rebel!

“But how is this possible?

“Impossible… Absolutely impossible, impossible…”

Ignore the chattering of Mr. Xu.

Gu Yu’s mind is full of what the old man said before:

“There is no emperor of heaven, gods and Buddhas in this world… Well, it’s not important now.

“The important thing is…

“The fifteenth day of the twelfth lunar month ten years ago…

“It happened to be the date when Wan Yue destroyed the lair of the Mizui Cult!

“And the date written on the note of the Mizui Cult is the fifteenth day of the twelfth lunar month…

“And, on that day, there was also the strange phenomenon of the moon being eaten by the heavenly dog!”

With so many events connected together, even the most dull-witted people would never regard this as a coincidence!

ps: There is definitely a fantasy recommendation today! ! Because I feel the help of the masters! ! .