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Identify popular memes in the ninja world and start a thousand-year killing spree chapter 075


With Uchiha Itachi leaving the Akatsuki organization,

the remaining few people are also in danger.

Who would have thought that

Uchiha Itachi, who had the absolute advantage, would die of illness in front of Sasuke, which was also an unexpected way of death.

From the beginning, Hidan was buried alive by Shikamaru’s detonating talisman, Kakuzu was seriously injured by Naruto and had to be hit by Kakashi, Scorpion was killed by Sakura and Chiyo, and Deidara was so angry that Sasuke blew himself up and died.

The audience discovered a common thing.

Members of the Akatsuki organization were not only bound to die if they took off their clothes, but they also died at the hands of Konoha ninjas every time.

This is ridiculous!

Is the Akatsuki Organization at odds with Konoha Village?

Now,

Kakuzu Hidan Scorpion Deidara has set his sights on Kisame and comforted: “Kissame, please don’t fight with the ninjas of Konoha Village. They have the halo of protagonists! -” Hearing this, Kisame had a look on his

face

. He excitedly picked up the Shark’s sword and replied: “Sharks will not refuse any food that comes to their doorstep.”

Everyone saw that he was so confident, and

for a while they thought that the curse of death if you take off your clothes was no longer true!

At this time,

a new title also appeared on the screen。

【Identify popular memes in the ninja world】

【Uchiha Kisame】

【Creator: Metkai]

The audience was a little shocked to see the creator’s name suddenly changed to Metkai.

However,

what shocked them even more was Kisame’s name. Was he also a member of the Uchiha clan?

No wonder he teamed up with Itachi Uchiha,

they turned out to be fellow villagers!

【Hidan: Kisame, when did you change your last name?】

【Kakuzu: Uchiha? No matter how I look at it, I don’t think there is a Sharingan hidden in those little eyes of yours!】

【Deidara: Damn it, I didn’t expect that our small Akatsuki organization would actually hide three members of the Uchiha clan! I can’t live this life anymore, so I’d better go back to Yanyin Village to play with my legs!】

【Scorpio: I always feel that something is fishy. 】

At this time,

the video about “Uchiha Kisame” was also exposed。

【Period: Morning fog returns home】

【Location: Konoha】

【Characters: Itachi Uchiha, Kisame, Kakashi, Kurenai Yuhi, Asuma, Metkai】

【In the video,

Uchiha Itachi and Kisame took advantage of the thick fog to easily enter the Leaf Village.

The two of them ate some three-color meatballs,

but their whereabouts were exposed.

Soon,

when they walked to the river, Asuma and Yuhi Kurenai stopped them and asked: “You two are not from the village, what is your purpose?”。”

“Long time no see, Mr. Asuma, Miss Hong! ”

Uchiha Itachi slightly raised his hat, revealing the three Magatama Sharingan.。

“Uchiha…Itachi? Kisame

also took off his bamboo hat and greeted him as if he were familiar with it: “Are you also acquaintances of Mr. Itachi?” Then let me introduce myself, Kisame Kisaki! Please give me more advice in the future! Seeing this

,

Asma frowned and replied: “There is no future, I will kill you now!”

Uchiha Itachi said calmly: “Please leave me alone, I don’t want to kill you. ”

But Asma did not give in at all and asked: “What is the purpose of your coming here? ” ”

Kissame impatiently picked up the Samehada sword and said very unhappy: “This man is so annoying, do you want to kill him?”

“It seems we can’t leave the village easily, but we’d better not go too far. ”

Uchiha Itachi replied calmly.。

“It’s decided! ”

Kissame picked up the big sword and slashed Asma hard. The terrifying strange power made it difficult for Asma’s arms to resist.

At the same time,

Yuhi Kurenai took the opportunity to use illusion to control Uchiha Itachi and Kisame, but she didn’t Thinking that she was playing tricks in front of Guan Gong’s gate, she was almost killed by her own illusion. At the

critical moment,

Kakashi appeared in time and rescued Asuma and Yuhi Kurenai.

However, even Kakashi,

who has the Sharingan , , he didn’t even have a chance to face Itachi Uchiha, and was directly knocked to the ground by Itachi’s superhuman hand speed and the unstoppable Tsukuyomi. In the Tsukuyomi space, Kakashi was stabbed by Itachi with a knife for three consecutive

days

. Three nights, I almost died in the illusion world。

“Is your organization called [Xiao]? “Kakashi asked weakly.

Hearing this,

Uchiha Itachi and Kisame narrowed their eyes and became alert.。

“Kisame, take Mr. Kakashi away. Let the other two disappear! ”

Kissame didn’t want what he wanted.

He picked up the sword and quickly rushed towards Kakashi and the other three, preparing to chop them hard.

At this moment,

a watermelon head wearing a green tights appeared on the stage and kicked them horizontally. Hi Kisame shouted: “Konoha’s powerful whirlwind!”

“who? “Kissame was very unhappy that he was being attacked and said angrily.。

“Konoha’s proud blue beast, Metkai! ”

Seeing Metkai’s strange outfit, Kisame couldn’t help but complain: “What kind of aesthetic outfit are you wearing? I think it’s a rare animal!” ”

However,

Uchiha Itachi saw the powerful power hidden in Metkai’s body and reminded him: “Don’t underestimate him! ”

Metkay carried Kakashi on his back and said angrily: “You actually hurt Kakashi like this, damn it! Kurenai, just send him to the medical team and Asuma will cover me!”

“good! “Asma responded.。

“I’ll play with you for a while before ANBU comes to support you. “Metka said in an unhappy tone.。

“Interesting and very courageous! Already ready to move. “Kisame gritted his teeth and replied excitedly.。

“Kisame, stop, go back. “Itachi saw that Kisame wanted to fight and quickly advised him.

But,

Kisame had no choice but to follow Itachi and leave the scene of the battle.]

After watching this video, the ninja audience was a little curious about the purpose of Uchiha Itachi and Kisame coming to Konoha. Did he really want to deliberately reveal that he was still alive?

Or did

he want to take the opportunity to see his brother Uchiha Sasuke and shock the top management of Konoha?

However,

Kisame was quite unlucky

.���He wanted to kill everyone, but was blocked by Metkai, which inevitably squeezed a lot of anger in his heart.

But after hearing Kisame introduce himself,

everyone noticed that his last name was clearly Mikigaki,

not Uchiha.。

【Kisame: I’m really unhappy! Asma, this little brat, actually dares to drink in front of me!】

【Hidan: Kisame, don’t be angry, I have already punished him for you!】

【Kakuzu: What does Yuhi Kurenai think? She uses illusion in front of Itachi Uchiha. Does she want to show the difference between ourselves and the enemy? But what makes me even more happy is that Itachi stabbed that brat Kakashi in the Tsukuyomi space for three days and three nights. It was so cool!】

【Scorpion: It can be seen that Itachi seems to be very afraid of this little acorn. Is there something special about this little acorn?】

【Deidara: Brother Scorpion,

[ Read more novels by visiting our website: Knight Novels ] don’t underestimate him! He had kicked that deceitful man A Fei many times! 】

From the previous video,

the audience did not see Kisame being called Uchiha, nor did they see the scene of him taking off his clothes and dying. They all complained that the screen was fooling everyone.

At this time,

a new video starts again。

【Period: Battle for Gaara】

【Location: Kingdom of Sichuan] (To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

【In the video,

a member of the Absolute Dawn organization reminded: “The enemy is approaching our assembly area, and he is a very capable opponent! His name is Metkai!”

“So, who is he? “Tiandao Payne asked。

“The Jonin of Konoha is good at taijutsu and very powerful. You’d better not underestimate him! “Uchiha Itachi replied。

“It turns out to be that precious beast! Kisame

became interested and requested: “I have a little personal grudge with him, let me deal with him!” ”

Tiandao Payne nodded and said: “That’s fine, even in Xiaozhong, only you with the most abundant chakra is the most suitable, but you will also consume 30% of the chakra!

Kisame thought happily: “Really, I can finally take revenge for that day’s kick! ” ”

As soon as the scene turned,

Kisame rushed directly to the class led by Metkai at super fast speed.

Seeing Kisame,

Metkai was sweating coldly and was extremely surprised, “You are…”

Xiao Li quickly asked: “Do you know Mr. Kai?”

Metkai pondered for a long time, and finally uttered one word, “Who?”

In response,

Tiantian was speechless, thinking that if you don’t know him, why do you still show a familiar look? look.

Neji used his Byakugan to observe Kisame, and was shocked to find that the opponent’s chakra was quite amazing, no less than Naruto.

At this time,

Kisame saw that Metkai had forgotten him, and asked slightly unhappily: “Do you really not remember me?”

As soon as he said this,

Metkai was sweating profusely again, and replied in shock: “you…Could it be? Kisame

became slightly proud, raised the corners of his mouth, and said, “I seem to have remembered it.” ”

However,

Metkai replied with a constipated look on his face: “Have you ever met me? ”

After hearing this,

Kisame really couldn’t stand it anymore and cursed: “It seems that your precious beast’s brain is also at the level of a beast! But it doesn’t matter, I will help you well���Remembered! ”

The next second,

Kisame used water escape to turn the entire Gobi Desert into an ocean, and then rushed towards Metkai on huge waves.。

“Haven’t you remembered yet? ”

Metkai avoided the impact of the water flow and said thoughtfully: “Water escape ninjutsu, and that big sword. Who are you…”

“It seems you finally remembered it! “Kissame breathed a sigh of relief.

Metkai continued: “I always feel like I have met you somewhere. ”

Regarding Metkai’s answer, Kisame was really angry. He provoked him again and again, but he still couldn’t remember what his name was.。

“It seems that you are really good at annoying others. Before you think about it, let me enlighten you! ”

After that,

Kisame launched a fierce battle with the third team led by Metkai.

Taking advantage of the environment,

Kisame easily used the Water Prison Technique to control Ningji Tiantian and Xiao Li.

Then,

Metkai used double Chekutsu and Kisame’s Samehada fighting taijutsu battle, the two of them were going back and forth on the water, fighting fiercely. Suddenly,

Kisame

‘s seal shouted: “Water Release Dumpling Bullet Technique!” ”

I saw a shark rushing directly towards Metkai, and Kisame took the opportunity to pick up the Samehada sword and hit Metkai hard with its terrifying power. In desperation,

Metkai

suddenly remembered something, Said: “By the way, you are…”

Kisame replied unhappily: “Even if I think about it now, it’s already late.”

Then,

he punched Metkai into the deep water.

Under the water,

Metkai covered his wound and thought secretly: “I have indeed seen that man somewhere….”

Kisame snorted and complained: “Don’t think that this small amount of harm is enough to repay me!”

“Water escapes the five-eating shark! ”

I saw five sharks biting Metkai wantonly in the water, beating him so hard that he had to activate his ultimate move.

I saw him crossing his arms in front of him and shouting: “Eight Gate Dunjia, Sixth Scenery Gate, open! ”

The next second,

Metkai’s whole body emitted green light, and the terrifying chakra breath pushed the entire water surface away, forming a vacuum area.

Seeing this, Kisame couldn’t help but said in surprise: “This abnormal physical strength What is resilience all about? ”

Before he could react,

Metkai jumped directly from the ground, flew to the sky above Kisame on the water column, kicked the Samehada in his hand away, and then shouted to Kisame: “Chao Peacock ! ”

Bang bang bang bang bang!!!

Countless fire fists fell on Kisame like raindrops, knocking him to the ground and completely “dead”.

Finally,

Metkai walked to Kisame’s clone In front of him, he said calmly: “I do have the impression that I have fought somewhere. ”

When the Elephant Transformation clone ended, the face of an unknown ninja appeared, and

Metkai replied affirmatively: “I really don’t know this person! “]

After watching the second battle between Kisame and Metkai,

the audience almost laughed to death because of Metkai.

What the hell,

Kisame reminded you so obviously,

but you still can’t remember him. Who are you? Don’t give Kisame any face. No wonder people will hate you!

In fact,

this can’t be blamed on Metkai, because he is really face-blind. He can’t

even

remember who Uchiha Obito is. , so much so that he kicked Obito twice in a row during the Chunin Exam.

Now,

everyone may be able to understand more or less where Uchiha Kisame came from, probably because Metkai unintentionally regarded Kisame as He’s from the Uchiha clan, right?。

【Hidan: Hahahaha, this Metkai is deliberately trying to anger Kisame, right?】

【Kakuzu: Kisame, I suggest you write your name on your face next time you fight Metkai, so that he won’t be unable to remember who you are.。】

【Scorpion: To be honest, I feel a little sorry for Kisame! Why is it so difficult for a man to remember his own name?】

【Deidara: The funniest thing is that Kisame has been defeated by Metkai twice in a row! Things can only come in threes, Kisame, you can’t lose to him three times, right?】

【Kisame: Damn precious beast, no wonder I get upset when I see this little acorn. It turns out I still have this grudge against him. Next time we meet, I have to let you know who beat you up!】

【Yuhi Kurenai: I’m afraid the only name that Kai will never forget is Kakashi.。】

【Asuma: Kai, from now on, if you guard Kisame alone, I believe that even if you don’t take action, he will be pissed off by you!】

【Kakashi: Fortunately, Kisame has a good attitude, otherwise he would have self-destructed like Deidara.。】

【Metkai: Who is this person who uses water escape? I’m really not familiar with him….predict】.


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Identify popular memes in the ninja world and start a thousand-year killing spree

Identify popular memes in the ninja world and start a thousand-year killing spree

鉴定忍界热门名梗,开局千年杀
Status: Ongoing Type: Released: 2023 Native Language: chinesse
Traveling through another world, Su Feng obtained the god-level famous dog identification system. Whenever the famous stalk is recognized, the host will be rewarded. The more people who agree, the richer the rewards will be. Immediately afterwards, A huge screen descended from the sky above the ninja world, and countless jokes came one after another. Metkai: "I'm no longer a little acorn!" Kakashi: "Hatake is 50/50? I, a celebrity in the ninja world, can crush others sometimes, okay!" Uchiha Madara: "I, Madara, would like to call you the strongest? Do you also want to dance? If you love him, you have to tattoo him on your chest, Madara?" Senju Hashirama: "Kyuubi, you are too strong! I will give you two hands." Payne: "My painting style is better than yours!" Naruto: "I'm not very good at preaching? No, look at my 3D Surround Mouth Escape!" Sasuke: "As long as I have a whim..." Asma: "Why did my love brother become a unit of measurement of money?" Obito: "Kakashi, borrow... novelsknight.com

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