Identify popular memes in the ninja world and start a thousand-year killing spree chapter 069

After watching Obito’s interpretation of love, the audience felt that this famous joke was somewhat undeserved.

Rather than saying that there is a kind of love called Obito, it is better to say that there is a kind of unrequited love called Obito!

Because

the relationship between Obito and Lin is more like a boy’s crush on a girl.

However,

everyone was still quite shocked by Obito’s behavior.

It was obviously unrequited love,

but he achieved the ultimate level of love, reaching the level of “perversion”.

Just when everyone was still unfinished, new memes began to appear on the screen.。

【Identify popular memes in the ninja world】

【The Akatsuki organization will kill you if you take off your clothes】

【Creators: Kakuzu, Hidan, Deidara, Scorpion, Itachi Uchiha, Kisame, Nagato]

After reading this title,

the entire Akatsuki organization members were stunned!

what’s the situation?

Will you die if you take off your clothes?

Does that mean all of them are dead?

【Kakuzu: It’s really funny. I have been in the ninja world for nearly a hundred years and have fought against the first Hokage. Will he be killed just because he took off his clothes?】

【Hidan: This title is false, I am a member of the Evil God Cult, an immortal existence!】

【Deidara: There’s something to this title, but not much! Because, even if I die, I will devote myself to art!】

【Scorpion: Haha, doesn’t the screen know that I am immortal? ]

As for Uchiha Itachi, Kisame, Nagato and others, they did not express their opinions. They saw death clearly and did not care that much.

However,

death must be worthy of death. It would be somewhat funny if he died just because he took off his clothes.

At this time,

videos about this famous meme began to be exposed。

【Period: Akatsuki organization’s operation to capture tailed beasts begins】

【Characters: Hidan, Shikamaru】

【In the video,

Kakashi led the three Ino Shikacho and prepared to snipe Kakuzu and Hidan. They wanted to avenge Asuma’s death!

After a series of battles,

Shikamaru used the shadow binding technique to control Hidan, and then led him to run into the dense forest.。

“Hey, where are you going? Do you want to separate me from the angle? “Hidan asked very unhappy.

After a while,

020 Shikamaru took him to the prearranged location, and then shot out silk kunai connected to the detonating talisman in all directions.

At this time,

Shikamaru’s shadow ninjutsu He also reached his limit and released his control over Hidan.

Seeing this,

Hidan asked calmly: “Do you want to rely on these things to prevent me from running away?”

“It’s just the two of us here, which is exactly what I want, you idiot! ”

Hidan took out a black retractable iron rod from his arms, roared and rushed towards Shikamaru, slashing his face.

Then,

Hidan licked the blood on the tip of the knife with excitement on his face, The curse seal began to form on his body, and black and white runes appeared.

At this moment,

Shikamaru was so frightened that he collapsed on the ground and did not dare to move.

Hidan laughed and pierced his hand with an iron rod, and then used the dripping blood to draw blood on the ground. scratch a circular pattern。

“Hahahaha, everything is ready, I have been waiting for this moment for a long time! ”

At this moment,

Shikamaru was sweating profusely and his eyes were full of fear.

Hidan suddenly inserted the iron rod into his chest and roared: “Go to hell! ”

Pfft!

The sound of the iron rod penetrating the body was extremely harsh.

Hidan looked at Hidan who was covering his chest and asked with a laugh: “How is it? This kind of pain is fascinating, isn’t it? ”

Shikamaru coughed and fell straight to the ground.

Seeing that Shikamaru died so “easily”, Hidan complained with a bored expression:

“It’s really boring. It should be over on Kakuzu’s side, right? ”

Just when Hidan returned to his normal body and was about to leave, Shikamaru was furious and slashed him in the neck.。

“Damn it, it’s too shallow and it’s not cut off! Shikamaru

spat, and quickly used the Shadow Binding Technique to control Hidan again.

Hidan quickly covered his neck and asked in disbelief: “You bastard, how are you still alive?””

“I just pretended to be killed by you! The blood on the weapon belongs to your partner. Shikamaru wiped the blood from his cheek and said softly.。

“How is this going? Hidan asked in shock.。

“We extracted Angle’s blood, put it in a capsule, and applied the blood on the weapon at the moment you were about to hurt me. This was our battle plan! Shikamaru replied proudly.。

“asshole! “Hidan cursed, then stood up slowly and walked towards Shikamaru step by step: “The strength of your shadow binding technique is weakening. Is your chakra almost reaching its limit now?

After a while, Hidan

walked up to Shikamaru, picked up the iron rod and was about to kill Shikamaru, “Hahaha, I can move.” Fool! ”

But at this time,

Shikamaru directly used the trap that had been arranged in advance, and a large number of detonating charms were directly plastered all over Hidan’s body.。

“I still retain so much chakra! ”

Then,

Shikamaru used kunai to break the trap, and a bottomless pit appeared at Hidan’s feet.。

“what happened? When did it become like this? Hidan asked in horror.。

“This is just what I prepared beforehand! Shikamaru replied with the corners of his mouth raised slightly.

At this moment,

Hidan was completely panicked.

It turned out that the other party was not recklessly separating him from Kakuzu, but wanted to lure him here. All this was part of the other party’s plan. !

“Harming others will eventually harm yourself, the cycle of cause and effect, and the cost of killing others is that you will also suffer. You killed my teacher with a curse, don’t think you can survive easily! Hidan

gritted his teeth and said angrily: “I won’t die. Even if my body is shattered, even if only one head is left, I will definitely be able to crawl out of here and bite your throat out!” ”

But the next second,

Hidan was surprised to find many deer coming out from behind the trees.。

“This is our clan’s territory. No one else is allowed to come in. Our clan will always monitor you! ”

Then,

Shikamaru used a lighter to light the detonating charm on Hidan’s body.

Boom boom boom!!!

The series of explosions instantly blew up Hidan’s corpse i

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Seeing Hidan being killed by Shikamaru Maru was tricked and killed, and the ninja audience showed expressions of disbelief. (To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Hidan, who once cursed Asuma to death, was actually defeated by a fledgling Shikamaru?

Is this video adulterated?

However,

after everyone analyzed it carefully, they found that it is feasible.

After all,

Hidan’s IQ is negative, and Shikamaru’s IQ is far higher than ordinary people. In the long run, it can make up for the gap in hard power.。

【Kakuzu: Hidan, you are such a useless teammate! If you die, you will die, and you will steal my heart. Don’t team up with me again! !】

【Hidan: No, I am a member of the Evil God Cult, a person with such strong physical skills, would I be deceived by that brat’s deception? Can I not see clearly that he used the capsule to spread blood on my weapon? This video is definitely fake! I’m not convinced!】

【Kisame: That makes sense. Even if Hidan is the weakest among us, he can’t be inferior to a young boy in terms of physical skills.。】

【Uchiha Itachi: The Nara clan is trying to be smart (cfag), so it’s understandable that Hidan got tricked due to his carelessness.。】

【Scorpion: That’s an important point, Hidan was dressed in rags when he was about to die, which seems to be true to the famous saying that if you take off your clothes, you will die!】

【Deidara: Everyone should wear clothes when fighting in the future to avoid accidents! 】

At the same time,

the audience in Konoha Village cheered, happy that Shikamaru had successfully tricked and killed Hidan, a villain.

Ino ran to Shikamaru, patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile: “Shikamaru, kill me!”

Choji clenched his fists and nodded: “In this way, I have avenged Asuma-sensei!

” Maru replied with a bitter look on his face: “It won’t be so easy to kill him in the future. He is on guard! But if we pay more attention, he won’t even think of killing us with a curse!” Asuma took a deep breath of cigarette and said in a deep voice

: “Anyway, I want to thank you! Shikamaru.”

Shikamaru: “However, there is another enemy Kakuzu. I don’t know whose hands he will die in.”

At this time,

a new video started again。

【Characters: Kakuzu, Kakashi, Choji, Ino, Yamato, Naruto】

【In the video,

after Kakuzu resisted the attack of the detonating talisman, he proudly said: “Any physical attack is useless to me!”

At this moment,

Kakashi appeared behind Kakuzu and fired a thunder attack. Directly pierced Kakuzu’s heart。

“How is it possible that he could attack me from behind silently? “Kakuzu said in shock.。

“What a pity, I have seen through your body hardening technique! “Kakashi replied in a deep voice.

It turns out that

Kakuzu’s hardening technique is Earth Release, and he only needs to use Thunder Release to restrain it.。

“See through my ninjutsu in an instant, it turns out you are Sharingan Kakashi! “Kakuzu fell to the ground in pain.

But just when Kakashi was about to continue attacking Hidan,

Kakuzu kicked him away.

Then,

Kakuzu took off his uniform suddenly, revealing the wind on his back. Four masks of fire, water and thunder.

Then,

four masked monsters emerged from Kakuzu’s body, while Kakuzu recovered as before。

“Hidan, step back, let me deal with it here! ”

I saw three faceless man-like monsters using powerful ninjutsu to suppress Kakashi and others using wind escape, thunder escape, pseudo-darkness, and fire escape.。

“These black guys wearing masks are very powerful, they are all some advanced ninjutsu! Kakashi said breathlessly.

After a while,

Kakuzu attacked again, grabbing Ino and Choji with his long hands like robot Blitzcrank, and said calmly: “Go to hell!” A bunch of trash. ”

Then,

he raised Ino and Choji high, and

Shikamaru took the opportunity to use the Thunder Escape Faceless Man’s attack to force Kakuzu to let go of Ino and Choji.

Then,

Shikamaru took Hidan and left the battlefield, and here Only Kakashi and Kakashi Tingci Ino were left.

After a while,

Kakuzu boasted about his past fight with the First Hokage and told his secret.。

“There are a total of five hearts that I can store, including my own. Kakashi, the heart that was destroyed by you will be filled with yours! ”

I saw the faceless man of wind and fire fused together, and

Kakashi was beaten with a powerful combination of ninjutsu and could only hide around.

Then, after

Kakashi used the heart decapitation technique to drag the thunder escape faceless man into the ground , Kakuzu seized the opportunity and caught him with black silk thread。

“Take your heart away! ”

Suddenly,

Kakuzu felt his heart being shocked and thought, “Is it Hidan? ”

Kakashi: “That’s right, it’s just what you thought, a ritual that uses your companions! ”

Jiao was unwilling to lie on the ground: “I didn’t expect that young man to think so. ”

Kakashi: “Yes, you underestimate Shikamaru! There is no way that the message Asuma left behind with his life would go to waste! “]

After watching this video,

the audience was surprised to find the same phenomenon.

When Kakuzu was about to kill everyone, he confidently took off his Akatsuki uniform.

And this behavior further confirmed the concept of stripping. It ‘s a famous joke that you will die.

It’s no wonder that in the end, the corner will be beaten to the ground.。

【Hidan: Hey, Kakuzu, didn’t you say you wouldn’t die? Why can’t it be healed even after two hearts were knocked out?】

【Kakuzu: I won’t be blown up as easily as you!】

【Deidara: You two won’t fight unless you take off your clothes, right? And it’s so hard to deal with these people, it really makes people want to vomit! If Brother Scorpion and I were to deal with them, we could easily handle them!】

【Scorpion: Indeed, if you can die in the hands of these trash, it doesn’t matter whether you take off your clothes or not.。】

【Kisame: Kakuzu should have five lives, he won’t die so easily。】

【Uchiha Itachi: Kakashi and Shikamaru are equally smart people. He has the experience of suffering big losses because he didn’t make up for it in time, and he won’t easily let go of the opportunity to kill Kakuzu.。】

【Nagato: Now you know why I gave you uniforms in the first place, right? From now on, I’ll have your uniform welded to my body! 】.