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I yearn for the life I want to smash the field Chapter 180


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You lost! (The fifth watch asks for collections and flowers!) . A small win, the two sides draw.
Chen Chichi sat down on the cornfield: “It’s your turn.”
The fighting spirit has been fully aroused.
Baishen also slowly entered the state, not daring to be negligent, and took it seriously:
“Why is it normal for friendship to turn into love, but it’s weird for love to turn back into friendship?”
This time, Chen Chi was taken aback.
Indeed, in human cognition, it is a beautiful thing for friendship to become love.
And when love turns into friendship, it will basically be said to be…
Anyway, if it doesn’t sound good, a large part of it is impossible for this to happen.
Because after breaking up, many people either continue to fight or stay away from each other, and rarely see each other again.
After all, the two used to be ‘Guan Bao’s friend’, and if they meet again, they always feel weird…
Just about to admit defeat and say that he didn’t know, but suddenly, Chen Chichi’s heart was shocked.
Nima!
Almost fell into a trap!
This question is definitely not that simple!
Certainly, you can’t use such an obvious routine to think about it.
Then, we can only think in reverse.
It’s best, with a little anthropomorphism!
It has to be said that Chen Chichi is indeed the person in charge of the entertainment variety show who has experienced countless battles, and he quickly thought of the answer to the question.
“Hahaha!” Chen Chichi stood up, looking straight at Baishen:
“Aren’t you talking nonsense? A towel can be used as a rag after a long time. Will you use it as a towel again?”
The answer is completely to the point, not to mention being able to get out of the routine of the world and use anthropomorphic thinking to think about this question.
Giving full marks is not an exaggeration.
This back and forth is a tie.
Baishen nodded: “Chi, continue.”
Chen Chichi was a little embarrassed, and wiped his hair: “One time, the barber shop cut my hair and damaged it. You gave me a bad move, requiring the damage to be as big as possible, and the smaller the movement, the better. I Take revenge!”
In fact, Chen Chichi did clip his hair once in the barber shop, but it was cut badly, so ugly that even his dog didn’t want to talk to him.
Out of anger, Chen Chichi found out the home address of the owner of the barber shop that day.
After returning home, he wrapped his house with a piece of newspaperDog shit, then dressed up in full armor and came to the door of the boss’s house.
After confirming that there was someone in the house, he put the newspaper at the door, then took out a lighter from his pocket, lit it, and knocked on the door of the boss’s house.
Then… turn around and run!
Hiding at the corner of the stairs, Chen Chichi watched as the owner of the barber shop who cut his hair to pieces came out of the room with a dazed expression on his face.
When he saw the burning flames under his feet, the boss’ expression turned into shock!
Chen Chichi’s eyes flickered.
Then, as Chen Chichi expected, the boss panicked and subconsciously stomped on the ball of newspapers, trying to put out the fire.
As for the next thing…
Imagine for yourself.
Anyway, Chen Chichi, who had avenged his revenge, laughed so hard that he couldn’t straighten up.
So he didn’t believe that Baishen would do anything more flamboyant than him.
Sure enough, Baishen fell silent.
The fans of Baishen in the live broadcast saw that he didn’t speak, and hurriedly urged:
“Bai Shen, don’t be cowardly, just go up and do it!”
“Looking at Chen Chichi’s beating expression, I’m so dissatisfied! Brother Baishen, hurry up and beat him up!”
“Then the most exciting moment has come now. Can Baishen be able to turn the tide? Please wait and see!”
“By the way, our family, Chichi, is also very hardworking, you little white fans, don’t be arrogant!”
“Upstairs, do you want to fight!”
“Tearing Onion King: Give a reward for a rocket, stop arguing, I don’t have the money anyway.”
“…kneeling, kneeling”
“……I admire you”
“…social society”
“…Big Brother, Big Brother”

Although Baishen was silent, his mind was spinning rapidly.
He had heard about Chen Chichi’s use of dog poop to deal with the owner of the barber shop in the show, so the general answer would definitely not be enough for him.
Since that’s the case, then we can only…
I’ve used the ordinary ones!
“Hey! I thought of it!” Baishen gave Chen Chichi a faint look with his big peach eyes, and with the corners of his mouth curled up, he replied with charming confidence:
“In the middle of the night, the moon is dark and the wind is high. Quietly, quietly, gently, alone, hang yourself in front of the barbershop.”
Chen Chichi: “…”
Nima’s!
Hard enough!
I think I need to eat a bag of spicy strips to calm down!
Otherwise, I’d be so drunk to death here!
“Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully smashing the scene and getting 1000 points of obsession from the little boss Chen Chichi!”

It’s the tonsil’s turn… Ah no, Baishen spoke.
“Looking at your unconvinced expression, you must think that I have many shortcomings. Let me give you an example!”
Standing with his hands behind his back, Baishen has the aura of an old man who is ecstatic.
Chen Chichi suddenly smiled when he saw that he was about to go to heaven.
“Ahahahahahahaha!”
The smiling Baishen frowned a little.
This is too foolish!
Chen Chichi probably felt that he was laughing too much. He touched his nose in embarrassment, and said two words:
“No.”
Baishen: “!!!”
This time, Baishen was really shocked!
Nima!
Is it ‘not lifting’ or ‘not lifting’!
This word has a double meaning!
It makes people want to kill him!
Sure enough, Chinese culture is broad and profound!
At this moment, Baishen completely felt the power from the little devil Chen Chichi!
At the same time, a reminder of blood loss also appeared in his mind:
“Ding! The host was attacked by a small boss, reducing the value of 1000 points of obsession. Please kill the host as soon as possible!”
Just a thousand points were lost like this, and Baishen was so distressed that his entire handsome face was distorted.
After finally regaining her composure, she took two deep breaths and said, “Go on!”
Chen Chichi smiled triumphantly: “Then you can also mention one of my shortcomings. The premise is that you can’t repeat what I said.”
Having said that, it can be regarded as pushing Baishen to a dead end.
But Baishen, his eyes are already red-hot, so he’s not afraid at all, okay?
So, he smiled evilly and said a classic English sentence from Deng Chao:
“We, are, tired of logging!”
We are one family!
It’s a family!
Family!
Home!
He Jiong next to him couldn’t help but spray: “Hahahahaha, awesome!”
This is completely a way of pulling that person into the pit after being pushed into the pit by others.
However, it was unexpectedly useful!
Chen Chichi was completely deceived.
“Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully smashing the scene and getting 10,000 points of obsession from the little boss Chen Chichi!”
It seems that this time, Chen Chichi lost.
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I yearn for the life I want to smash the field

I yearn for the life I want to smash the field

向往的生活之我来砸场子@想当大佬的狗子@341
Status: Ongoing Type: , Author: Released: 2023 Native Language: chinesse
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