I yearn for the life I want to smash the field Chapter 118

But I Really Want to Laugh The next day, Li Chen got up early and edited the program I read everything.
Ever since watching the replay of Baishen yesterday, Li Chen couldn’t help laughing, and deeply felt that this guy was comparable to Chen Chichi.
“It seems that I am the first audience.” After watching it, Li Chen rubbed his cramp cheeks from laughing, and said with emotion:
“However, I want to tell the audience here that it is absolutely wonderful. Believe it or not!”
It was early in the morning at this time, and there were not many viewers, only more than 200,000 people, so it seemed that the live broadcast room was a bit dead, and it was not exciting to collect gifts.
Finally, everyone in Mushroom House got up one by one, even Baishen who fell asleep last woke up.
The first thing he did was to take out his phone, open Weibo, and check trending searches.
After refreshing it a few times, as expected, the headline “Wang Baoqiang’s divorce” appeared in the hot search.
It seems that it has just been exposed, and it is still fresh.
But when I opened it, I saw that there were over ten thousand comments on Wang Baoqiang’s Weibo, and people felt sorry for him everywhere.
“Hey!”
Just as Baishen was engrossed in watching, Ke suddenly patted his pillow on Tuesday.
Baishen just lay there, raised his head and glanced at her.
Sitting next to Baishen on Tuesday, Ke said happily, “I had a dream last night. I dreamed that I lost 18 catties, and I could fit even the smallest size of clothes into it!”
“Why don’t you wear children’s clothes?” Baishen said without thinking, and then remembered how she couldn’t stop the chopsticks while holding the bowl last night. He laughed and said, “Dreams are reversed.”
Ke was taken aback on Tuesday, and her expression changed: “You mean, do I gain 18 catties?”
“No.” Baishen shook his head calmly: “You will gain 81 catties.”
Tuesday Ke: “!!!”
“Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully smashing the scene and getting 100 points of obsession from Ke on Tuesday!”
“Ding! Congratulations to the host for poking the guest’s sore spot, and gaining an extra 1000 points of embarrassment!”
…
On Tuesday, Ke felt that it was a wrong decision to come to Baishen early in the morning.
Well, it must be that the water in the shower last night has not been drained…
Ke got angry on Tuesday, but when she saw Baishen playing with her mobile phone, she was surprised and said, “You still play with drifting bottles.”
Lie down and take a closer look, Nima was completely shocked.
I saw the following content:
Bai Shen: Is there a cute fat house brother?
The other party: Do you want it, big brother?
Bai Shen: Are you a fat house?
Opponent: Of course.
Baishen: Why doesn’t the fat house lose weight and still have the mood to pick up bottles here?
other side……
“Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully smashing the scene and getting 100 points of obsession from Fei Zhai!”
Hearing that the dazed value had arrived, Baishen threw another bottle without hesitation:
Baishen: Is there a little brother whose blood vessels burst when he exerts force, and he can even touch the thick blood vessels under the skin?
Soon, someone replied: I am.
Baishen: Precautions for patients with varicose veins: 1. xxxx. 2, xxxxxx. 3, xxxxxx…
“Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully smashing the scene and getting 100 points of obsession from Lu Yu!”
…
Watching and watching, Ke on Tuesday became addicted. Every time Baishen finished replying, she would laugh out loud.
“Hahaha, I didn’t expect you to be such a white god. I’m going to laugh my ass off!”
Just after saying this, Li Chen’s ouch suddenly came from outside the door:
“Stop laughing, I’m really laughing!”
The two looked towards the door at the same time, only to see Li Chen covering his mouth, his face full of pain, it looked like it was really hurting.
Followed by He Jiong and Huang Lei, it was extremely painful to hold back their laughter.
Baishen was puzzled: “What’s wrong?”
He Jiong watched Huang Lei accompany Li Chen to find the medicine box, then sat on the bed, laughed and said:
“Li Chen lost half of his front front teeth. It was repaired. Do you know how he lost it… Hahahahaha!”
Bai Shen, who Mao didn’t understand, said, “…”
Zhou Ke, who also didn’t understand: “…”
He Jiong also knew that he was rude, so he hurriedly continued: “When Li Chen was still in school, he took the bus…hahahaha!”
Baishen who had just noticed his eyebrows: “…”
Zhou Ke, who still doesn’t understand: “…”
He Jiong forced himself to hold back his laughter: “You know the bus, there are many people standing, and there is a young couple in front of Li Chen… Hahahaha, I can’t do it!”
Looking at He Jiong, who has always been a reserved and warm man, lying on the bed and laughing, Bai Shen: “…”
Tuesday Ke: “…”
Teacher Ho!
You said it!
Don’t you know the reason why it’s better to be happy alone than to be happy together!
What kind of skill is it to whet people’s appetites!
Bai Shen got up from the bed: “Forget it, I’d better ask Li Chen.”
Ke also hurriedly got up on Tuesday: “I’ll go with you.”
In the room inside, Huang Lei was disinfecting and applying medicine to Li Chen, with a half-smile on his face.
“Ms. Huang, you can laugh if you want to. I won’t blame you.” Li Chen looked at his front teeth with the mirror.
It’s alright, not all the patched things fell off, so I guess it can last all morning.
Huang Lei couldn’t bear it any longer. Hearing this, he quickly laughed three times.
Just at this time, Baishen came in, and asked Li Chen with a puzzled expression, “Big Hei Niu, how did you do it?”
Li Chen put down the mirror, and slowly recalled:
“That year, I went to school and took the bus. There were so many people on it that I could only stand.
In front of me was a young couple in school uniforms. The two of them were chatting there. Suddenly, the man kissed the woman, and their mouths touched.
It was a beautiful moment, and as a senior, I am also very pleased, but…”
Li Chen covered his face with his hands: “But at this moment, that fucking driver slammed on the brakes. I couldn’t stand still, so I bumped into it, hit the ground, and knocked off a piece of my front tooth!”
Baishen couldn’t help but said, “I sympathize with you.”
Li Chen wanted to cry but had no tears: “This is not the most important thing. The key is that when I fell to the ground, I knocked the young couple away with my forehead…”
Hit it open with your forehead…
Knock it open… with your forehead…
Er Ke: “Although I sympathize with you…”
Bai Shen continued: “But we really want to laugh, hahahaha!”
(There will be another