I yearn for the life I want to smash the field Chapter 107

Sober up! Whether in his previous life or in this life, Wang Baoqiang is one of Baishen’s favorite actors.
Acting is down-to-earth, and his acting skills are good. If he doesn’t go to filming later, he is basically an actor without black spots.
For such a person, how could Baishen not help him and let him get out of Ma Rong’s sea of ​​suffering as soon as possible?
Baishen was clear in his heart, but Ke didn’t understand on Tuesday, so he asked suspiciously, “How is Brother Baoqiang?”
Baishen didn’t know how to explain it to her, so he said, “Do you know why I always wear a pot helmet when I face Brother Baoqiang?”
Er Ke shook her head.
Baishen asked again: “Do you think what color the pot helmet is? Does it look like something when it’s worn on a person’s head?”
On Tuesday, Ke looked back in doubt, and suddenly made an expression of enlightenment:
“Oh! I understand, could it be, could it be…”
Baishen looked at her in relief.
“No way!” Ke covered her mouth with her hands on Tuesday, and said with a look of surprise, “Don’t tell me you still want to do a promotion for Brother Baoqiang?”
Baishen: “???”
What the hell?
publicity?
What are you promoting?
Are you promoting his wife’s cheating?
Didn’t Nanima push people into the fire pit?
Something is wrong!
Ke continued on Tuesday: “I didn’t expect that Baishen, you are quite loyal. I know that Brother Baoqiang participated in the niche show “Real Man”, so I gave him the pot helmet used by the army to promote it, and said that this thing will be brought to the head. It really looks like a military cap…”
To put it bluntly, Ke herself didn’t believe it on Tuesday, but she firmly believed that Baishen needed support, so she bit the bullet and said, “Although it’s a bit vague, don’t worry, brother Baoqiang has received your wishes!”
Baishen: “…”
What else can I say…
There is a strange woman with such a big brain in the world…
I admire you…
After thinking about it, Baishen still didn’t tell Er Ke the truth in the end.
It happened to be time for dinner, and everyone sat around a table and started building.
While eating, Baishen saw that the atmosphere was getting better, so he said, “Let me tell you something to make you laugh!”
When everyone heard this, they applauded immediately!
Baishen coughed lightly: “Once, I chatted with a very awesome buddy on my mobile phone.
This buddy told me one day that he found out that his wife was having an affair with someone else in a very uncomfortable way!
And not just one, but a large group of men, almost everyone his wife knew!
But his wife is really good-looking, so this buddy is very painful, saying that men waiting to fuck her are all queuing up.
He asked me if it was a failure to marry such a wife. ”
This question is a bit outrageous, and it is not suitable for the program. Huang Lei and He Jiong don’t know what the hell Baishen is up to.
Liu Xianhua was rather stupid, and immediately said: “Such a woman, you should get rid of her quickly!”
Baishen shook his head slightly: “No, I told him, it’s not a failure.”
Liu Xianhua retorted: “Their marriage is like this.What’s the point of being a husband and wife? ”
“It’s not boring.” Bai Shen said, “At least, when this guy fucks his wife, he doesn’t have to wait in line!”
Everyone: ‘…’
Damn it!
There is actually an illusion of ‘this is indeed the truth’!
Are we hopeless!
Seeing Wang Baoqiang’s overjoyed appearance, Baishen was anxious, put on the pot helmet, and said anxiously, “Oh, brother Baoqiang, didn’t you hear something?”
Wang Baoqiang thought about it seriously, and said, “Hahaha, it’s so funny, let’s have another one!”
Baishen was speechless, so he had to make another one:
“Someone told me that a woman is like an egg, with a strong surface, which is pure after peeling off, but yellow inside; a man is like a mango, which is yellow on the surface, and becomes even yellower when peeled off; It looks like a pineapple, yellow on the outside, yellow on the inside, and a little green on the head…Brother Baoqiang, does it sound good?”
Wang Bao laughed so hard that he couldn’t hold his job anymore, “Hahahaha, it’s so funny, you’re so funny, here’s another one!”
“…”
Baishen looked up to the sky and sighed, suddenly regretting that he took this matter.
But since it has been done, it must be done, so Baishen cheered up, and then said:
“There was a woman, one day, a hairstylist she knew sent him a WeChat message: ‘Beauty, when are you coming to have your hair done?’
As a result, her husband saw it, and his face turned dark all day, and he followed her every step of the way, and insisted on getting her hair done with her.
The woman was driven into a hurry, and she smiled coldly at her husband:
‘Although the child is not yours, he takes your surname and calls you Dad. Look at Lao Song next door. He is obviously his own son, but he can’t recognize him, and he can’t follow his surname. He is Not a little sadder!
And he finally found a handicraft job, and he was able to meet the child’s mother, but you still have to follow him, isn’t it a bit too heartless? ‘
As a result, when her husband heard it, he felt that he was really too heartless, so he agreed with her to do her own hair. ”
After Baishen finished speaking, he put on the pot helmet silently, and said, “Brother Baoqiang, what do you think this tells us?”
Baishen’s heart is suffering!
Made!
If you still don’t understand this time, there’s really nothing you can do!
He really has no jokes!
Please let me go…
After Wang Baoqiang heard this, he finally stopped laughing. Instead, he was thoughtful, and even paused for a while.
After a long time, he showed his signature smirk, and said, “Hehe, thinking about it this way, Lao Song next door is quite pitiful.”
Baishen: “Pfft——”
God!
O earth!
Buddha!
Nuwa!
Pikachu!
Doraemon!
Ah Edogawa!
You guys kill me!
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