A review of famous scenes in anime: starting with Emiya Giant Warrior Chapter 270

Character name suggestions: Bai Yuechu, Susu, Tushan Susu, Xiaobei, Tushan Yaya, Tushan Rongrong, Tushan Honghong, Qin Lan, Dongfang Huaizhu, Wang Ye

【Knowing he had lost five yuan, Bai Yuechu entered Tushan with an incredibly resentful expression, looking as if everyone was an eyesore.】

【Then Susu, with a lollipop, successfully got Bai Yuechu to accompany her in repairing the Heavenly Book: “But, you promised to compensate me for my five yuan loss? When will you give it to me!”】

【“Mm!” Tushan Susu held 100 yuan, grinning: “I’ll give it to you as soon as I get the change.”】

【Bai Yuechu excitedly snatched it: “Getting change is too troublesome, just give it to me directly!”】

【“Don’t bully Sister Susu!” A small demon holding a hammer instantly rushed out from the shop.】

【But he was trampled underfoot by Bai Yuechu. Upon learning that they were there to fix something, the small demon confidently declared: “Don’t worry, Sister Susu, I’m a professional. It’ll be done in minutes.”】

【“Uh… this… this…” Seeing the Heavenly Book thrown onto the table was the Pure Love Heavenly Scroll, the small demon was instantly dumbfounded, cold sweat dripping from his forehead.】

【Seeing this, Bai Yuechu also started to speak sarcastically: “Hmph, didn’t you say it would be done in minutes?”】

“Ah hahaha, Bai Yuechu still can’t forget those five yuan. After all, the bounty he worked so hard to get last time was only five yuan. Why doesn’t he just learn from his dad, ‘no money, but I’ve got my life’?”

“Is this Bai Yuechu guy jealous?! As soon as he heard Susu call that Xiaobei ‘Brother’, his whole demeanor turned sarcastic!”

Everyone felt embarrassed for Xiaobei. They didn’t expect the slap in the face to come so quickly. The more confident he sounded just now, the more his face hurt now, a typical case of “handsome for less than three seconds.”

Xiaobei from the Fox Spirit Matchmaker world was also feeling down. He had just excitedly told his grandpa that he was on TV and was going to be a star.

Now being a star was completely hopeless, but a comedian was possible. At this moment, Xiaobei could be said to be on the verge of tears: “I wonder if Sister Susu will still ask me to fix things after she sees this.”

The shop owner grandpa unceremoniously punched his grandson on the head, wishing he could turn iron into steel: “You little brat, can’t you be a bit more steady like Grandpa?! You’re still too young, indeed.”

Little did he know, in the next moment, he too would pay the price for this remark.

【To defend the three-thousand-year honor of their Ancient Treasure Pavilion, Xiaobei immediately ran to the back room, planning to find his grandpa to fix it.】

【At this moment, Bai Yuechu in the shop suddenly heard a roar from the back room: “Huh?! The Pure Love Heavenly Scroll is broken?! Oh no! We have to run for our lives, flee abroad.”】

【“Hawaii, Maldives, Portugal!” The shop owner grandpa hoisted his bag and grabbed his grandson, ready to run. Xiaobei quickly explained: “I didn’t break the Heavenly Book, it was that stinky brat over there!”】

【After hearing this, the shop owner grandpa put down his bag and let out a sigh of relief: “Oh! You scared Grandpa. In that case, just fix it casually, it’s not our responsibility anyway.”】

【However, the way the shop owner repaired it was not very reliable. He just casually tied two sticks on the side to fix it, squeezed some glue-like substance in the middle, and it was done.】

【Bai Yuechu looked at this posture and felt a strange sense of familiarity, so he said: “Hey, you used to be an orthopedic doctor, right?”】

“It seems this Heavenly Book is quite something, making these grandpa and grandson flee at a moment’s notice, even packing their things in an instant.”

“Ahaha, do you see? This is called professional! But it’s orthopedic professional… Are you sure it’s appropriate to use orthopedic methods to repair this Heavenly Book?!”

Everyone was amused by the performance of this grandpa and grandson. What a pair of professional grandpa and grandson, one more unreliable than the other!

No wonder Bai Yuechu thought he was an orthopedic doctor. Just fixing it with a stick and pouring some glue, is this what “fixing it casually” looks like? This is too casual!!

Using some kind of glue that sticks to nothing but your hands might even be better than you. Also, are you sure pouring it directly like that won’t stick to the table?

One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes World

The young man who specializes in complaining couldn’t help but start complaining again: “Who taught you to fix books with orthopedic methods?! What are you pouring in the middle? Glue?!”

“If it’s glue, even if it sticks the broken middle part together, it’ll be stuck forever and won’t open. What’s the point of that?! Might as well not fix it.”

After complaining in one breath, the young man felt much more comfortable: “Hoo… that’s better.”

Fox Spirit Matchmaker World

Xiaobei of Ancient Treasure Pavilion had dead fish eyes, quietly looking at his grandpa, “Is this what you call steady?!”

If he hadn’t spoken up, his future self would probably have already been taken to the Maldives or Hawaii by his grandpa.

“You brat, what do you know! This is called laying low. You have a long way to learn.” The shop owner grandpa awkwardly stroked his beard.

【“Hmph! What do you know?!” Seeing Bai Yuechu look down on him, the shop owner grandpa also began to explain: “This fox spirit’s Heavenly Book is… (No scientific explanation will be written to avoid dragging.) It is truly the foremost of fox spirit artifacts!”】

【“So, her sister beat her up like this just for a mission guide?” Bai Yuechu drew a character on paper.】

【“It’s me! It’s me!” Tushan Susu immediately recognized the scribbled figure in the drawing as herself!】

【The shop owner grandpa continued: “Hmph, that’s because this Heavenly Book is no ordinary Heavenly Book. This Heavenly Book, inscribed as the Pure Love Heavenly Scroll, has existed for eight hundred years, and it holds special significance for Big Sister Yaya.”】

【“Uh, speaking of which! The Fox Spirit Heavenly Book is impervious to blades and spears. How did you break it?!” The shop owner had been talking incessantly for so long, only now remembering he hadn’t asked how the Heavenly Book was broken.】

【“With my tears.”】

【“Tears?!! Could it be… you… you!” The shop owner grandpa looked incredibly surprised.】(For exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

【The boss, realizing something, was ecstatic. He pulled Bai Yuechu and took a photo with him: “Cheese!”】

【“Awesome!! This photo is worth a lifetime. Hehehe!!”】

【“Please write ‘To Ancient Treasure Pavilion’!”】

【Bai Yuechu crookedly wrote his name on the photo as instructed. Just then, an explosion was heard from outside.】

【“That direction, it should be the Dating Building!”】[]

“Bai Yuechu is truly a soul painter… The key is that even Susu can recognize herself like that, they’re simply a match made in heaven! Truly admirable.”

“Since the Heavenly Book is a fox spirit’s artifact, then the little spider risked his life to snatch the Heavenly Book, wasn’t that all for nothing?”

“What exactly is Bai Yuechu’s background?! To make an old man of this age so excited.”

Everyone looked at this old man, finding it both funny and frustrating. He’s so old, yet he’s still chasing stars like a child. Look how excited he gets after getting an autographed photo!

A photo is worth a lifetime?! Then your life is too cheap.

Under One Person World

“Is this the current state of celebrity chasing? It seems this old man is a wise one, and he seems to know quite a lot.” Wang Ye looked at the shop owner grandpa’s excited expression and knew that Bai Yuechu’s background was probably not simple. In his previous life, he must have been a famous figure.

But looking at his star-chasing demeanor, shouldn’t he also be called “fashionable”?

Fox Spirit Matchmaker World

Dongfang Qin Lan, eating candied hawthorns one after another, mumbled indistinctly: “What exactly is Bai Yuechu’s background?! Since he knows our Divine Volcano Villa’s Pure Yang Flame, he should logically believe in Dongfang.”

Dongfang Huaizhu held a jade flute in one hand and rubbed Qin Lan’s head with the other: “Sister isn’t very clear either. Perhaps there was some unforeseen change in the Divine Volcano Villa later on.”

…Another time period…

At this moment in Tushan, Tushan Yaya expressed her indignation: “Is that stinky Taoist so famous?! I’ve been to this Ancient Treasure Pavilion many times, and I’ve never seen them ask me for an autograph.”

“Who said no?” Tushan Rongrong disagreed with her words, taking out a pile of bills: “Sister, aren’t all their compensation forms signed by you?!”

“Uh…” Tushan Yaya suddenly felt a bit awkward, as she had often broken things when causing trouble.

“Alright, stop messing around!” Tushan Honghong looked at her two sisters helplessly, but she also gleaned some information from it. Perhaps… that idiotic Taoist really won the gamble.