A review of famous scenes in anime: starting with Emiya Giant Warrior Chapter 256

Character name suggestions:

* Bodhi Ancestor:

* Sun Wukong:

* Little King Kong:

* Thor:

* Athena:

* Shen Jianxin:

* Bodhi:

* Eight Precepts:

* Holy Monk:

* Yu Ding Zhenren:

* Xu Si:

* Wang Ye:

* Time Rift:

* Time Chicken:

* Golden Cudgel:

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[“How about this?! You should like this one now.” Bodhi Ancestor pointed at the stand-in behind him, looking a little proud.]

[Sun Wukong looked at him expressionlessly: “Can I achieve immortality if I learn it?!”]

[“No…”]

[“Then I won’t learn it!”]

[The scene instantly quieted down. At this moment, the stand-in behind Bodhi Ancestor took the opportunity to rub his nose-picking hand on Bodhi Ancestor’s head.]

[He wouldn’t learn this, he wouldn’t learn that. Bodhi Ancestor, who was usually good-tempered, couldn’t stand it anymore. He clenched his fist, his eyes blazing with anger, and roared at him, “You stinky monkey, aren’t you annoying?!”]

[“I’ve told you already, I don’t have any immortal magic here! Are you done or not?!”]

[Sun Wukong quickly knelt down and bowed: “Master, calm down! Master, calm down…!”]

[Bodhi Ancestor sighed: “Alright, alright. Since you’ve come here, it means we have a master-disciple.”]

[“I’ll make an exception for you.” As he spoke, Bodhi Ancestor picked up his phone and dialed. The words ‘Time Rift’ were displayed on the phone screen!]

[“Beep… Hello, this is Bodhi. One V 3 set meal, please! Oh, oh, add an egg! Okay, bye!”]

[After Bodhi Ancestor hung up the phone, he immediately smiled at Sun Wukong: “Alright, immortality is booked for you. The set meal also includes infinite strength, weapon mastery, and other attributes.”]

[“That fast?!” Sun Wukong was a little confused.]

“…………!”

Silence fell. Everyone from other worlds fell silent. There were no dazzling special effects, no magnificent explosions. This divine skill was learned as simply and unpretentiously as ordering takeout, or rather, he was literally ordering takeout!! He even added an egg.

“Oh wow! Ordering takeout here, what kind of conditions are these! A V 3 set meal can even have an egg added.”

Seeing that the phone call was to the Time Rift, everyone remembered Time Chicken’s sly, mischievous smile. One should never underestimate Time Chicken’s greedy nature, so it wasn’t impossible that Time Chicken also moonlighted as a chef or even delivered takeout.

“Is this their tradition in the Time Rift, where everything is handled with a phone call?”

Thinking of this, everyone’s mouths twitched. In the previous video, it seemed Little King Kong also fixed spacetime with a phone call. One could only say that Time Chicken truly lived up to being his subordinate; his personality and work style were perfectly mimicked.

Or perhaps, in their world, phones were omnipotent, and there was nothing a phone couldn’t handle… Now, even learning martial arts was just a phone call away, just order a set meal! How absurd is that?!

Under One Person world

“Tell me this is a lie. Make a phone call, and you’ve learned immortality and infinite strength?!” Xu Si pulled out a cigarette and put it in his mouth, his hands trembling slightly as he lit it.

Does it have to be so exaggerated?? At least make a show of it! He learned it without even practicing!

And infinite strength, weapon mastery, these abilities are even complimentary?! Never mind infinite strength, isn’t weapon mastery something that can only be obtained through diligent practice day and night… You’re telling me he just learned it!!

One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes world

Let alone other worlds, even the gods in this world began to doubt life. Thor, who was still traveling with Little King Kong, directly threw his hammer.

“Woof!! Woof woof woof…”

“Thor, I understand you.” Athena patted Thor’s shoulder. Although she didn’t understand the barking, seeing Thor’s explosive reaction, she knew he must be cursing quite fiercely.

After all, if you can learn divine skills with a phone call, who the heck would be willing to practice day and night?! Isn’t that just asking for trouble…

And it’s too ridiculous that you can learn divine skills with a phone call these days! Shen Jianxin, at least, diligently practiced with the “Pure Yang Compendium.” But now! He didn’t even move and said he had learned it.

[“However!” Bodhi Ancestor’s expression became serious: “This is an extraordinary path, seizing the creation of heaven and earth, invading the mysteries of the sun and moon.”]

[“After the elixir is formed, even ghosts and gods will not tolerate it! Although it can prolong youth and grant immortality, every 500 years, a natural disaster will befall you!”]

[“A total of three times. If you survive, your lifespan will be as long as heaven and earth. If you don’t… you will die, your bones and flesh will turn to ash, and your spirit will dissipate.”]

[Perhaps feeling he had said too much that was terrifying, Bodhi Ancestor then playfully raised two fingers to his eyes, made a cute face, and said with a smile: “But don’t be afraid, I will teach you the method to escape the three disasters…”]

[Bodhi Ancestor paused here because Sun Wukong in front of him was trembling uncontrollably, his legs weak, his eyes rolling back, tears seemingly welling up, and a puddle of yellow liquid at his feet.]

[“Ah, you’ve already peed your pants from fright.”]

“Hahaha… I’m dying of laughter… No, ahem! Damn it! Give me back the Great Sage in my heart, how could the Great Sage pee his pants from fright… Sorry, I really can’t help it, hahaha!!”

Everyone burst into laughter at the sight. Although Bodhi Ancestor spoke very seriously, seeing the monkey almost cry from fright was simply too funny to resist!

After all, having seen the fearless Sun Wukong, and then looking at this opposite monkey, with his pants peed, who could resist?!

Journey to the West world

Originally, Sun Wukong nodded frequently as he listened to Bodhi Ancestor’s explanation, as his explanation was indeed similar to what his own master had told him.

Later, when he saw the monkey’s reaction on the screen, Sun Wukong became completely dazed. He didn’t even notice when the Golden Cudgel in his hand fell. He only knew! He would never be able to hold his head high again in this life.

“Hahahaha, Master, look at Senior Brother on the screen, he peed his pants from fright, hahaha!” Eight Precepts laughed and tugged at the Holy Monk’s sleeve, gesturing for him to look.

“Alright, this master knows.” The Holy Monk, in his Jiang Hua version, patted Eight Precepts’ hand to indicate he knew, then very considerately clasped his hands together, closed his eyes, and chanted scriptures, pretending not to have seen anything.

After all, he still had to care for his eldest disciple’s wounded heart, so he could only pretend not to see.

At this moment, Sun Wukong was squatting on the ground, self-isolating, unable to understand why his counterpart in another world was so cowardly?! (For exhilarating novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Please, can you have some backbone?! With such little courage, why bother making a ruckus in the Heavenly Palace? You’d be beaten back to your original form in minutes. Might as well go back, wash up, and sleep.

Magic Phone world

“Don’t look, don’t look!! All of you, don’t look.” Sun Wukong was leaping and scrambling, flailing his arms, trying to block their view, but what was the use? They had already seen everything clearly.

“Alright, alright!! We won’t look. And we didn’t see anything just now.” You Suowei also very considerately stated that he hadn’t seen anything just now.

Sun Wukong looked at everyone’s expressions and knew they had seen everything. So he stopped struggling and completely gave up! If he could, he wanted to go to that world, beat that damned monkey’s butt raw, and teach him what backbone was.[]

We’re all Sun Wukong, and we’re all learning the same magic, so why are you such a coward?!! Be more assertive, old Sun!

Prelude to Lotus Lantern

“Alas, this monkey really is something.” Yu Ding Zhenren fanned himself and sighed, remembering his disciple Sun Wukong, who was intelligent, had an exceptional temperament, and was fearless.

“Compared to the Sun Wukong in the video, the difference is too great. If my Sun Wukong saw this, he would surely cause a huge ruckus.”

As it turned out, Yu Ding Zhenren was right. Sun Wukong, who was currently in the Water Curtain Cave, had indeed caused a huge ruckus after seeing this scene and was in a state of having nowhere to vent his anger.

The monkeys and their offspring in the Water Curtain Cave could guarantee that they had never seen their Great King so angry in all these years.

[“No problem, this method has two types!” Bodhi Ancestor quickly chuckled, indicating it was nothing, and raised three fingers: “One is the Heavenly, which has thirty-six transformations! The other is the Earthly, which has seventy-two transformations. Which one do you want to learn?!”]

[Under Bodhi Ancestor’s speechless gaze, Sun Wukong, trembling all over, raised his hand and stammered incoherently: “Di-di-disciple… wants to learn… more! More safe.”]

[Bodhi Ancestor helplessly: “How long are you going to keep shaking?”]

[“Alright, I’ll teach you the incantation. Come closer!” Bodhi Ancestor circulated his hands, slowly opened his eyes, and looked serious.]

[“In a dream~ the air begins to smoke.” Bodhi Ancestor swayed up and down with the rhythm, and began to sing. “In a blur, a perfect face, slowly appears…”] 710

[“Wait, Master, is this an incantation?! Why does it sound so familiar?” Cold sweat appeared on Sun Wukong’s face, and he quickly reached out to interrupt.]

[“That’s right, this is the transformation incantation. Watch my seventy-two transformations.” Bodhi Ancestor took out a book from his, titled “Watch My Seventy-Two Transformations.”]

[“Alas, no matter what, at least he got the right book.” Sun Wukong sighed: “I still feel like something’s not right, Master. You’re not messing with me, are you, Master?”]

[“Pfft, you’re overthinking it, pfft! How could I mess with you?” Bodhi Ancestor couldn’t hide his laughter, occasionally turning his head to laugh, then regaining his composure: “In short, from today onwards, you read this incantation until you know it by heart. When you can recite it backward, you will have learned the seventy-two transformations!”]

“I just want to laugh seeing Sun Wukong trembling. So this is the real reason for learning the 72 transformations… for safety! Suddenly, this reason feels surprisingly real.”

“I don’t know if the air is smoking in a dream, but I want to drag you out and flatten you until you smoke, can you be serious?! What kind of absurd incantation is that?”

“Sun Wukong, he’s clearly messing with you! Look at his sneaky smile, he’s obviously toying with you.”

Everyone looked at the Bodhi Ancestor, who seemed to be messing with them, with black lines on their faces. If you want to laugh, at least hide it! Don’t let us see it. Now they’re a bit unsure if he’s just playing with the monkey…

Under One Person world

“Next time, if I believe anything they say, I’m a dog!” Wang Ye once again threw away the pen and paper he had just picked up!

Seeing Bodhi Ancestor’s serious and earnest face, he naively thought he would really hear some incantation. He even planned to write it down, thinking it might be useful.

Then, as he listened, it started to feel wrong again. It turned out to be “Watch My Seventy-Two Transformations”!! Damn it, isn’t that a song?! Isn’t this incantation just the lyrics? No wonder it sounded so familiar.

He was clearly playing with monkeys, not just the one on the screen, but also us monkeys outside the screen…

PS: The Monkey King is only written up to the Golden Cudgel part, after all, don’t misuse it, those who know, know.