A review of famous scenes in anime: starting with Emiya Giant Warrior Chapter 255

【Seeing Wukong turn around and leave so disrespectfully, Patriarch Bodhi quickly stretched out his hand like Erkang: “I was just joking with you! You’re leaving too fast.”】

【“Cough cough…” Patriarch Bodhi coughed to cover up his embarrassment, then glanced at the stone monkey below whose eyes were shining: “Anyway, you’re here to learn from me, right!”】

【“Then… what kind of spells do you want to learn?!” Patriarch Bodhi flicked his hair, looking as if he had all the spells one could ever want to learn.】

【Wukong was also very cooperative, showing the look of a little fanboy: “The spell of immortality!”】

【Patriarch Bodhi immediately said: “None…”】

【The air instantly fell silent. At that moment, Wukong imperceptibly turned his head, his face showing a hint of disdain, “Tch!”】

【Patriarch Bodhi looked at Wukong, who was still staring at him with a worshipful expression, and wondered if he had misheard: “You? Did you just ‘tch’ disdainfully…”】

【“No, Master! You must be mistaken.”】

【Patriarch Bodhi didn’t pay much attention to it, so he decided to recommend a few Taoist spells to Wukong, letting Wukong choose whichever one he wanted to learn.】

【“《Qi Refining Great Law》!!” Patriarch Bodhi, like Doraemon, pulled out a secret manual titled “Nine Yang Divine Skill” from his embrace.】

【“This book teaches how to manipulate the true qi within the body, and how to refine and purify it! Making the righteous qi circulate throughout the body ‘ 200’ times in a cycle…”】

【“Eh?!” Wukong was stunned when he saw the “Nine Yang Divine Skill” in Patriarch Bodhi’s hand, then expressionlessly began to complain: “Master… you’ve got the wrong book.”】

【“Diligent practice can enhance physical defense and attack power… It’s truly an essential tool for home travel and fighting.”】

【“Sigh~” Wukong couldn’t help but sigh as he watched Patriarch Bodhi continue to introduce with a torrent of words: “Master, you really got the wrong book!”】

【Patriarch Bodhi turned a deaf ear and continued his eloquent speech: “Cultivate to a certain level, and you can even evolve into a Super Saiyan Monkey, or even Super Saiyan Monkey Three!!”】

【Next to it, a thoughtful silhouette of Wukong from another show was displayed.】

“Why is it ‘Qi Refining Great Law’ but he’s holding ‘Nine Yang Divine Skill’… To be honest, this kind of cultivation method probably can’t even get into the cultivation circle, and where did you get this?”

“Does this Gandalf the White not recognize Chinese characters?! Or are these big shots not only blurry-eyed but also a bit hard of hearing? You really got the wrong book, hey!!”

Although this old man, who called himself Gandalf the White, took the wrong book, he still introduced it according to the “Qi Refining Great Law”, speaking in a very convincing manner! Everyone listened along, thinking they might learn a thing or two! After all, who wouldn’t want to cultivate immortality if given the chance?!

But as everyone listened, they felt more and more that something was wrong. Then they all covered their faces, feeling a bit unbearable to watch, thinking for a moment that they were really fools for listening so seriously!

Cultivating can turn you into a Super Saiyan Monkey?! And reaching a certain level can turn you into Super Saiyan Monkey Three?! Old man, you’ve got the wrong Wukong, there’s no Krillin here for him to sacrifice.

“Also, according to the Eastern cultivation system, after cultivation, one becomes an immortal. No matter what, it shouldn’t be Super Saiyan Three, but Super Saiyan God…”

People from other worlds also threw caution to the wind and started complaining. What else could they do?! Try cultivating to see if they could become Super Saiyans?! Don’t be ridiculous, whoever believes that is a fool.

Under One Person World

Wang Ye stared blankly at the paper and pen in his hand. He couldn’t sleep no matter how he lay. After carefully examining it for a long time, he found densely written words about eating people… Oh no, I misspoke, it should be Dragon Ball.

Then he slammed the paper and pen onto the ground and stomped on them desperately: “Where did this Super Saiyan Monkey come from!! And what Qi Refining Law! Do you usually hide in a cave chasing anime?”

So, King Ao Guang usually watches “Legend of the White Snake”, while you, Patriarch Bodhi, watch “Dragon Ball” and “Doraemon”?! No wonder you never leave the Slanting Moon Three Stars Cave; both of you are shut-ins.

Wang Ye felt a bit helpless. Is there no immortal who does proper business?!

One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes World

The young man who was still moving bricks somewhere began to resume his old profession, his face turning into the classic anime duck-face as he cursed: “Stop introducing it! But listen to what people are saying! You really got the wrong secret manual!”

“And why can the ‘Qi Refining Great Law’, which sounds like a 1ow-level, low-end cultivation method, turn you into a Super Saiyan Monkey!! At least change it to a more high-end name.”

Never mind whether it can turn you into a Super Saiyan Monkey?! After all, it’s not impossible in their world, but if you’re going to fool people, at least come up with a more impressive name!

This name, at first listen, sounds like the most basic of basic things! It has no appeal at all…

【“Can I live forever if I learn it?!” Facing Patriarch Bodhi’s eloquent speech, Wukong stared with dead fish eyes, expressionless.】

【Patriarch Bodhi: “No…”】

【“Then I won’t learn!”】

【“Tsk!” Patriarch Bodhi subtly clicked his tongue, then chuckled and rummaged in his embrace again: “Oh ho ho, it’s fine if you don’t want to learn, I’ll switch to another one.”】

【“《Tucao Energy Codex》!” Patriarch Bodhi said this, but in his hand, he held a copy of “Complete Guide to Home Cooking”.】

【“Master, you got the wrong book again.”】

【Patriarch Bodhi seemed to have turned into a professional salesman, completely ignoring Wukong’s words: “It will teach you how to refine the power of tucao from your words into energy…”】

【Wukong also started to give up, no longer correcting him: “Master, you took… Sigh, never mind.”】

【Patriarch Bodhi’s speech was unstoppable: “Coupled with the Tucao Energy Collector, you can summon wind and rain, and get whatever you want. As long as your tucao is strong enough, protecting world peace will be no problem.”】

【At this moment, a thoughtful silhouette of the young man appeared next to him, but it held no appeal for Wukong: “Can I be immortal if I learn it?”】

【“No…”】

【“Then I won’t learn!”】

【“Tsk!” Patriarch Bodhi subtly clicked his tongue again, and then rummaged in his embrace: “Then I can only bring out my ultimate treasure.”】

“Patriarch Bodhi’s ‘tsk!’ was almost inaudible. As expected, a master like him has a disciple like him; it’s similar to Wukong’s ‘tch!’ just now.”

“Tucao energy, isn’t that the young man’s ability! Good heavens, you even have this. Don’t accidentally blow up the Earth again; there are no Dragon Balls here for you to make a wish.”

The audience outside the video was not unfamiliar with tucao energy, after all, the young man had accidentally blown up the Earth with it. Its power was indeed quite good, but it was prone to getting out of control, and the prerequisite was to be good at tucao.

The setting that tucao energy could accidentally blow up the Earth was indeed quite fitting for Wukong… After all, Wukong in the other show basically blew up the Earth almost every day.

“And why are you holding ‘Complete Guide to Home Cooking’? You really got the wrong book. When you pull it out, can’t you even glance at the cover?!”

Everyone was at a loss for words. It was already abnormal for this “Complete Guide to Home Cooking” to be in your hand. What’s a god doing collecting this for no reason?! Cooking for fun whenever you feel like it?

Fox Spirit Matchmaker World

“Ah?! What… Complete Guide to Home Cooking?!” Tu Shan Rongrong rubbed her eyes twice before realizing she hadn’t misread it, and even then, she couldn’t maintain her smile. She thought she might learn something about that monkey from Aolai Kingdom…

But it turned out to be this… Why do you carry this “Complete Guide to Home Cooking” with you? How much do you love cooking?!

The Prequel of Lotus Lantern World (For explosive novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

“This so-called ultimate treasure should be the Eight-Nine Arcane Art and the Seventy-Two Transformations.” Yang Jian was also gradually figuring out the rules of that world; there were differences, but the general direction still had similarities.

For example, Nezha’s brothers’ experiences, although there were some discrepancies, the general course of events remained essentially unchanged.

【“Love-to-break Walkman!!” Patriarch Bodhi pulled out a small mobile phone from his embrace.】

【The young man immediately came over to complain: “The name’s finally right, but what does it have to do with cultivating immortality?!”】

【Patriarch Bodhi: “Who are you…”】

【The young man awkwardly scratched his head: “Hehehe, I was eating a bento box in the next studio. When I saw this, I couldn’t help but run over and complain. Sorry about that.”】

【“You guys continue, continue.” Saying that, the young man left.】

“Good heavens, even the young man couldn’t help but complain, and ‘next studio’… Are you guys really filming a movie?!”

“I can’t even understand your tech tree anymore, but at least the name is right! This Walkman really does love to break.”

Everyone showed the same dead fish eyes. Where did this tech tree go wrong? You have to remember, you are in the Shang Dynasty, not a shopping mall! Don’t just pull out a phone for no reason; it breaks the immersion too much!

Super Gene Military Academy

“The young man is actually eating a bento box in the next studio! You were clearly the protagonist in the last video, weren’t you on the same set? And this Walkman that loves to break, you guys are just acting, right!!” Zhao Xin no longer cared about his shattered worldview; they were just too out of character.

He even mentioned eating bento boxes in the studio, and now he’s even making a cameo! Will you even come to help out as an extra when Wukong causes havoc in heaven…

【“When it comes to cultivating immortality, this item is the most convenient.” Patriarch Bodhi began to introduce it like a mobile phone launch event.】

【“It has 9981 incantations and rhymes in its memory. Anytime, anywhere, just put the earphones in your ears, and you can enter cultivation. Learn Hamon! Easily, from beginner to master.”】

【The screen showed the appearance of a Xiaomi phone, with a thoughtful price of 1594.09 written next to it.】

【“Cultivate to the highest realm and you can be like your master. Summon a Stand to fight for me.” Patriarch Bodhi waved his hand, and behind him appeared a bloated, bald middle-aged man, with the character “” (tì, meaning “substitute” or “stand-in”) written on his clothes.】

【“Ora Ora Ora…” The middle-aged man picked his nose, muttering words of unknown meaning.】

“Are you introducing cultivation methods, or is this some Xiaomi phone launch event?! Why is there even a price?!”

“Hahaha, this Stand is killing me… Platinum Star would definitely come over and ‘Ora’ him without hesitation after seeing this.”

The people from other worlds chuckled at the sight. If Wukong were to practice this, “Journey to the West” would probably have to change its name to “Wukong’s Bizarre Adventure”…

This is too much; Super Saiyan Monkey Three was one thing, but now they’ve even got Stands involved. However, one thing everyone could be sure of was that this video was definitely sponsored by Xiaomi phones… Didn’t you see it turned into a Xiaomi phone launch event?

PS: I just realized the Ten Cold chapter seems a bit long, so I’ll end Ten Cold after writing about the monkey!

Next world will be Fox Spirit Matchmaker, starting with the original Wang Quan Fugui arc. After all, it has the weight of two hundred million bullet comments. You can say which arc you want to write next.

But I want to try a different writing style, as it’s only interesting to see the reactions of people from different time periods in the Fox Spirit world.