Jujutsu Kaisen: All the Tenjinkai are good guys Chapter 003

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“Gintoki can speak at a very long pace.”

The woman obviously didn’t understand much, but she still touched Gintoki’s forehead with gentle fingers and wiped away the beads of sweat.

My mother is a bit of an idiot. It is impossible for a normal child to grow up like this in a few months. It is beyond the physiological limit. But she takes it for granted and thinks it is normal.

Because Gintoki is a genius.

So it is natural that Gintoki will inherit the Zenin family’s techniques.

It will definitely help Chanyuan Shan get the position of the head of the family.

Both the Zen fan and the woman have this clear awareness.

It was as if the Schrödinger’s cat box that Gintoki could open when he was six was not an unknown answer, but a definite fact, a brilliant achievement. Gintoki was the embodiment of this achievement.

Gintoki lacks motivation for this achievement.

He has more important things to focus on.

“Curly… Where on earth did this damn curly hair gene come from? It’s all over! I can’t even inherit the straight hair gene, so what kind of damn technique can I inherit? My life is already bleak now, and I need to press the reset button. Don’t give up until you have straight hair!”

Gintoki screamed as if struck by a bolt from the blue and covered his head with his hands, which were pitiful but fluffy silver curly hair.

Zenin Noburo chased after him and chopped the obstacles with his sword, “Don’t compare insignificant curly hair with precious techniques, kid!”

“Who cares about you! For Gin-san, straight hair is what really matters. Don’t underestimate my persistence!”

Gin-san dodged the blade, his scalp felt cold, “You cut my hair, you are getting too demanding, uncle! Are you still squeezing me when my inner universe hasn’t even exploded yet?”

“Who is the uncle? Change your incorrect thoughts from scratch, Zenin Gintoki!”

“Don’t call me by a name that sounds impressive but is actually a combination of names from unrelated crews! Call me Sakata Gintoki, Sakata!”

“Do you want to betray the Zenin family, you bastard?”

“Ahhhh!”

Sakata Gintoki, now renamed Zenin Gintoki, although nothing of the sort had ever happened to him, was clearly the protagonist who had been packaged and sold off by the Gintama crew. He had just finished training, wiped his dusty face clean and went home for dinner.

This is the way of the world, or the market. For example, if an animation is not popular, it will be moved from the popular broadcast time to the late night time slot, and the outdated protagonist who has already drawn a comma will be sent on a business trip to the next door.

But he didn’t go to play Gojo Satoru, but to play a supporting role in the Zenin family.

It’s definitely unfortunate!

For example, the 2025-2030 Z group’s Ginpachi-sensei is about to be aired, so they are trying to take advantage of the popularity of the next generation, and Gin-san sadly becomes the victim.

There are only a few months left, don’t even dream that Gin-san can become a classic in such a short time! The author can’t even afford instant noodles with this.

As for the technique.

Gintoki pushed open the sliding door, and the woman sitting inside made him see a golden bird for a moment. Wrapped in gorgeous fabrics, bound in an exquisite cage, and fed with delicious food. His reserved and beautiful mother.

The woman stretched out her hand, holding an embroidered handkerchief between her delicate fingertips.

“You must be tired, Gintoki. You were amazing today. You are my pride.”

She wiped Gintoki’s forehead lovingly, just like she did when he was just born.

“I haven’t noticed how big he has grown. Children really grow up so fast. He can already jump, run and talk.”

“No, no, no…Normally, this wouldn’t happen. Your child is indeed a strange creature no matter how you look at him. If you encounter such a situation, you should go to the hospital. It’s better to be a little more self-aware, mother.”

“Gintoki is not a weird guy, he is the cutest kid in the world.”

No, that doesn’t make any sense.

Doesn’t this make the normal Gin-san seem a little out of place in this completely abnormal family?

The woman smiled gently and held the child’s hand with her warm hands.

“You must be very hungry. Mommy has prepared something you like, red bean rice balls and pudding. Children can’t eat strawberry parfait yet, so that’s out of the question.”

Actually, red bean rice balls and pudding are not good either! But it’s okay for him to eat, and there are benefits to not having common sense. Gintoki felt like he hadn’t eaten dessert in his life, and his mouth was so bland that he almost lost his sense of taste.

Gintoki happily enjoyed the delicious food.

This is all the mental damage compensation for the training! Now is the time to make up for what I didn’t finish in my previous life!

“As long as Gintoki behaves like a good boy, dad might come visit you.”

“No, no, let’s forget about that uncle. I’m not a gerontologist and I’m not interested in the stinky body odor of uncles.” Gintoki chewed the sweet rice ball vaguely.

He is not a real baby, and his childish heart still has a longing and yearning for fatherly love. From the moment Gintoki regained consciousness, his young heart already exuded the stinky smell of a rag that had been wiped with milk.

What’s more, the man had neither Gintoki nor women in his eyes, he was only looking at the position of the head of the Zenin family.

The Zen family respects ability while emphasizing inheritance and tradition.

There are only two candidates at the moment, namely the elder brother, Zenin Naohito, who is known as the fastest sorcerer but lacks the perseverance to stick to tradition (he is just a drunkard with bad drinking habits), and the younger brother, Zenin Ogi, who is serious and conservative but lacks the strength of Naohito (a weak old stubborn).

Both of them have their own advantages and disadvantages, and the stalemate makes it impossible for either of them to get close to the throne of the head of the family.

So the decisive gap is left to the children.

After lunch break, Gintoki squatted on the side of the road and looked at ants.

The people next to him chattered on and on about the recent major events in the Zenin family. After that, Zenin Nobuo kicked Gintoki, who was obviously avoiding life.

“Don’t give up thinking, kid!”

“I don’t understand! It’s too long and I can’t understand it!”

Gintoki quickly covered his ears, trying to isolate the troublesome family, life, fate and the sound from outside.

“What? The bigger the family, the more complicated things are there. It’s like creepers that have covered the entire mountain without you noticing. It’s a cycle that can’t end unless the mountain is blown up! It’s too long. I have to do it every time there is a change of generation. It’s really too long! Summarize it into 20 words!”

“As long as you inherit the technique of Master Shan, it should be fine.”

The Zenin fan technique, the Burning Eyebrows Technique, can attach scorching fire spell power to the weapon, and this spell power can even be freely shaped. It is an extremely offensive and destructive technique.

“It’s out! It’s a blatant request! It’s about time you see the situation clearly, uncle. It’s not something that can be solved by just adding more energy. It’s like Gin-san’s curly hair gene. The more you don’t want it, the more it will stick with you! In the final analysis, God is just an old man who can’t stand people doing well. He will only force things on people who don’t want them. He has no heart at all.”

“Where on earth did you learn such a wrong thing? You’ve been acting like an uncle since you were a baby. You’re almost useless, let alone inheriting the title of the family head!”

“The first thing that was destroyed was your character, uncle! It’s OOC, right? You’re definitely not that kind of character! And you’re also going to inherit the title of the family head…”