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American comics: Today’s big news Chapter 026


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The usual infallible moves lost their effect on Connors.

But “Catwoman” Selina Kyle reacted quickly, her hands clawed as she raked them towards Connors’ back of the head.

If this claw landed, his skull could be ripped open, but she had no killing intent in her heart, only thinking of temporarily changing her move to knock him out.

“Tsk, you’re really like a kitten, you like to scratch people.”

Selina’s claws were firmly gripped by two hands on her wrists, then Connors exerted force with his arms, pulling her off of him and throwing her aside.

He wanted to ask Catwoman if she had encountered Poison Ivy or Killer Croc.

Coming to Catwoman, gossiping was one aspect, the other was to inquire about the only two prisoners who hadn’t caused trouble among those who escaped Arkham Asylum.

But after Catwoman was thrown out, her body twisted lightly in the air, and after landing on the rooftop, she turned and tried to run.

Connors was prepared, holding up a jewel he had subtly pilfered from Catwoman’s person:

“If you run away, you’ll never see this thing again.”

A pained expression flashed across “Catwoman” Selina’s face, then she feigned indifference:

“Whatever, Gotham has so many other jewelry stores.”

Saying that, Selina wiped her hand across her waist, and instantly something hidden in her belt was pulled out and flung towards Connors.

A long whip!

She couldn’t understand why she, the most skilled thief in Gotham, would have her jewelry stolen from her face by this man.

But it didn’t matter, with the long whip in hand, her combat power multiplied geometrically. She believed that even if this person was stronger, he wouldn’t be able to handle her whip.

However, what happened made Catwoman confused once again.

Although the whip’s target was clearly the hand holding the jewel, no matter how hard she tried, the whip, which usually hit whatever she aimed at, seemed to no longer obey, constantly whipping the ground.

Pa pa pa—

Connors was perfectly fine, the ground beside him was being whipped with loud pats.

“What did you do?” Selina’s voice was soft and sweet, completely unsuited to her fighting style and agile figure.

“Just a little sleight of hand,” Connors said with a smile.

“…”

Catwoman was both anxious and angry. She simply stopped aiming at Connors’ hand and instead swung the whip in a wide horizontal sweep.

If it’s sleight of hand, then I just won’t aim! Catwoman thought with some annoyance.

Faced with this horizontal whip sweep, Connors’ sleight of hand was indeed powerless. He simply unleashed his speed and strode quickly towards Selina.

By the time Catwoman realized something was wrong and wanted to escape, she couldn’t.

The long whip, which was used for fighting, now became a restraint binding her, with the other end firmly held in Connors’ hand.

Leather outfit, leather whip, eye mask, outdoors…

Connors looked at the scene before him, which gave him a strong sense of déjà vu, and cast aside the unhealthy thoughts in his mind. He then spoke to Selina seriously:

“You’ll have to bear with this for a bit. I’m afraid if I untie you, you’ll run off again… I want to ask you something. You seem to be active at night. Have you seen Killer Croc and Poison Ivy?”

“One is a man who looks like a crocodile, and the other, well… she should be very beautiful, possibly wearing green clothes, a woman who can control plants.”

Seeing that Catwoman, with her hands tied behind her back, refused to speak, Connors very smoothly twitched the whip in his hand.

“Mmm—”

Catwoman let out a soft hum.

“?”

Connors felt something was off and twitched the whip twice more.

[Today’s Gossip: Selina’s Windows]

[Submit?]

Amidst Catwoman’s soft hum, the Gossip System timely provided Connors with the answer.

So you’re using this version of Windows, huh… Connors suddenly realized.

Standing in front of a manhole cover on a Gotham street, Connors made up his mind several times but couldn’t bring himself to go into such a place.

Mainly because earlier in the day, while driving towards Gotham Forest, he had personally seen someone squatting by a drainpipe on the side of the road, defecating.

Catwoman was just a rookie thief in this world and knew nothing about Killer Croc or Poison Ivy. Connors didn’t get any useful information, so he simply let her go.

Now standing in front of the manhole cover, Connors gave himself one last pep talk.

Since Poison Ivy couldn’t be found, he could only try his luck in the sewers for now. He lifted the manhole cover.

“It’s so damn smelly…”

His previous pep talk instantly crumbled in the face of the sewer’s stench. Connors turned and left.

The smell gave him an idea. Since he needed to drive the “Laughing Man” incident forward, and with Killer Croc and Poison Ivy currently nowhere to be found, he had one more place to go.

Arkham Asylum!

After the previous Arkham escape, Batman used Wayne Enterprises’ industrial resources, under the name of Gotham’s first family, to immediately complete the prison section. Subsequent captured villains were still sent there.

Instead of running around looking for Killer Croc and Poison Ivy, he might as well go to Arkham and have a chat with the Joker face to face.

Then, another problem arose.

Where was Arkham Asylum?

This question, theoretically, could be answered by simply asking anyone on the streets of Gotham City.

But it was midnight now, and only occasional fleeting vehicles could be seen on the street; there were absolutely no pedestrians.

Between “Ghost Face Bar” and “Andrew Hotel,” Connors chose the latter without much hesitation.

So, without a supercar, he once again took a taxi and arrived at the hotel where the big star Snow Xi was staying.

Snow Xi, being an outsider, naturally didn’t know where Arkham Asylum in Gotham was, but there were people, phones, and the internet here, so Connors could easily get the answer.

Snow Xi naturally welcomed Connors’ arrival with open arms. Half an hour later, he, composed and at ease, drove out of the underground parking lot in another muscle car gifted by Snow Xi.

Arkham Asylum, as a place in Gotham City that combined a prison, hospital, and mental patient rehabilitation center, was naturally not located within the city, but in the deep suburbs on the outskirts of Gotham.

The Gothic bell tower could be seen from afar. The dim yellow light on the huge clock did not provide illumination, but instead made it look eerily gloomy.

There was a searchlight every few meters along the wall, and a guard post every fifty meters, with searchlights constantly illuminating every dark area.

The moon abroad was as round as in China, but Gotham’s moon clearly looked bigger…

Connors looked up at the huge moon in the sky, and the asylum, which looked like a haunted house under the moonlight. He performed a small trick, passed through layers of guards, entered the prison where the inmates were held, and found an empty cell.

Then he locked himself inside.


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American comics: Today’s big news

American comics: Today’s big news

美漫:今日大瓜
Status: Ongoing Type: Released: 2025 Native Language: chinesse
Connors traveled to Gotham, and he could become stronger by eating melons, so... Batman caught the Joker, and Connors was watching; Superman fought Zod, and Connors was applauding. Iron Man dated a female star, and Connors was commenting; Captain America asked Peggy to dance, and Connors was instructing the dance steps. In desperation, Batman developed an "anti-Connors armor", Spider-Man avoided it, and Magneto was used to clearing the scene, but the elusive melon eater still gave them a headache. [Today's melon: Spider-Man Gwen's inner wear] [Submission successful, reward: Man of Steel] DC+Marvel

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