Starting from one punch, I will not be a human being Chapter 032

Han Sen walked into the ramen restaurant, and the bustling, smoky atmosphere hit him.

The business was indeed booming, with almost every seat taken.

The air was filled with the unique aroma of ramen and the slurping sounds of diners, which sounded incredibly satisfying.

Han Sen casually found an empty seat and was immediately greeted by a vibrant young female staff member holding a menu.

The moment their eyes met, the young woman was subconsciously drawn to Han Sen’s deep, dark eyes. In her daze, steam seemed to rise from her head, and her clear, collagen-rich face quickly flushed crimson.

“Sir, sir, how may I help you…?”

Since entering the human world, Han Sen had encountered this situation more than once. It was only natural that restoring his appearance from his previous life would attract a peculiar kind of female attention.

This kind of thing was commonplace; surely every handsome man present could understand.

He skillfully took the menu and casually ordered a signature deluxe emperor ramen set meal and a few appetizers. The young female staff member then dazedly returned to the kitchen, only snapping out of it when her forehead almost hit a counter pillar.

After this small interlude, Han Sen’s ordered ramen was served.

In the steaming large bowl, the broth was milky white, the noodles firm, and the char siu pork, a mix of lean and fatty, was generously laid out, garnished with vibrant green scallions and a soft-boiled egg, among other toppings. It looked incredibly appealing.

Even without the need to eat, Han Sen’s appetite was piqued, and he immediately picked up his chopsticks and began slurping the noodles.

In a moment, a large bowl of ramen was empty.

However, with Han Sen’s physique, the satisfaction from this amount of food was clearly far from enough.

Just as he called the young female staff member to order more, a tall figure pulled open the restaurant door and walked in.

The person wore a hood, and under the hood, a baseball cap, with the brim pulled very low, almost obscuring half of their face.

Most striking were the golden hair visible in the shadows and the three faint, gruesome scars on their left eye!

No… is it such a coincidence?

Han Sen blinked. He just randomly picked an Emperor’s Ramen restaurant and ended up running into King himself. Is the legendary Innate Freak-Attracting Saint Body truly well-deserved?!

(Han Sen: Oh right, I was the freak all along!)

Seemingly sensing Han Sen’s gaze, King slightly raised his eyes, and a cold gaze swept over, carrying a powerful aura that could stop a child from crying.

Han Sen: “…”

To be honest, if he hadn’t known the true situation of this “strongest man on Earth,” just the moment their eyes met, he would have felt a bit of cold sweat!

As expected of the legendary ultimate move that can scare monsters to death with just a look—

“King’s Gaze”!

Fortunately, although King’s gaze was as majestic as a prison, in reality, he just casually glanced around.

He even praised in his mind, ‘What a handsome young man, just like a wild “Sweet Mask,”’ then he found a corner seat and sat down, raising his hand to call the staff to order.

“I was treated as a passerby.”

Seeing King’s reaction, Han Sen was very satisfied.

Since even the S-Class Rank 7 Hero Association’s ace couldn’t discern his hidden monster identity, it meant his infiltration was very successful this time! (Fog)

Hmm, jot it down in the notebook. Remember to claim credit from Great Sage Orochi when I get back!

Not long after, Han Sen and King’s ramen were served almost simultaneously, and both entered a quiet slurping session.

However, just then—

“Ah—help me!!”

A sharp scream suddenly came from the kitchen direction, followed by the chaotic sounds of overturning tables and chairs, and shattering dishes!

“Boom—!!!”

With a loud bang, the wall of the ramen restaurant near the kitchen suddenly exploded, creating a large hole!

Bricks and stones splattered, and dust billowed!

The people inside the restaurant panicked. Several unlucky diners who couldn’t dodge in time were hit by flying debris and immediately suffered head injuries, bleeding and wailing!

“Ah—!!”

“I’m hurt!”

“It hurts so much!”

“My leg! My leg is trapped!”

“Tasukete! Tasukete! (Help me! Save me!)”

“…”

“Kukukukuku!!”

A huge shadow emerged from the thick fog of high-temperature steam and dust, and a string of standard villainous laughter rang out simultaneously.

“Why should ramen be eaten by humans?”

“And cruelly chewed up, strand by strand, by humans!?”

“I am ‘Deluxe Ramen,’ born from the voices of countless ramen, and today I formally declare war on you humans!”

“You cruel creatures should not exist in this world!”

“I, Lord Deluxe Ramen, shall turn you all into ramen toppings!!”

“Shine! Shine! Shine—!”

As the words fell, a round, strange creature walked out of the dust—

It was a giant ramen bowl, nearly three meters tall, with thick human arms and short legs growing from its bowl body. A grotesque human face appeared on the bowl, and its gaping, ferocious mouth was filled with uneven, sharp teeth!

The ramen monster’s large hands gripped chopsticks and a knife and fork respectively. Noodles, toppings, and thick, scalding ramen broth churned in the bowl, creating a twisted, SAN-value-dropping art style that was strangely enticing!

“Wow! It’s so big!”

“It’s scary! But it smells so good! I want to slurp ramen from such a big bowl, slurp…!”

“Oh my god! Are you serious? That’s a monster, hey!”

“Help! Someone help me!”

“Hero! Hero, save me, ahhhh!”

“…”

WARNING

“Emergency evacuation warning! The monster ‘Deluxe Ramen’ is causing widespread destruction near the M City Central Business District. Disaster level initially assessed as — Tiger! The Hero Association is urgently dispatching M City patrol heroes for disposal. Residents nearby, please evacuate to safe locations as soon as possible!”

“Repeat! Emergency evacuation warning…”

WARNING

The piercing alarm broadcast almost simultaneously sounded over the city. The Hero Association’s reaction speed was incredibly fast.

In the ramen restaurant.

As ‘Deluxe Ramen’ wielded its chopsticks and knife-fork, smashing everything, the once-fine ramen shop instantly looked as if it had been bombed by grenades, with more than half of the establishment completely turned into ruins.

Customers who could run had already fled. The remaining ones were either trapped by overturned tables, chairs, and stones, or had been injured and knocked unconscious by the monster’s attack.

Han Sen used one hand to prop up a collapsing section of the ceiling, and with the other arm, he pulled the young female staff member beside him, effortlessly rescuing her.

The speed was so fast that the terrified staff member didn’t even realize what had happened.

“Kyaa—!”

When she came to her senses, the young female staff member clutched Han Sen’s neck with her fair, tender, lotus-root-like arms as if grasping a lifeline, trembling in his embrace.

Dodging the ceiling that crashed to the ground, Han Sen found a safe corner and gently set down the delicate figure in his arms, his gaze turning to a corner of the restaurant.

His eyes fell upon a tall figure, dressed in a black high-neck knitted base shirt and a light blue cardigan hoodie, with a black baseball cap on his head, still sitting quietly in the corner, appearing remarkably calm.

The corner where he sat was miraculously untouched; not only were the tables, chairs, and walls intact, but even the large ramen bowl in front of him hadn’t been splattered with any debris, dust, or wood chips.

Han Sen couldn’t help but blink.

Is this the hero guided by luck?

Terrifyingly so!