Starting from one punch, I will not be a human being Chapter 027

Character name suggestions:

Han Sen –

Sai Kes – (Meaning: Psychos, but it’s a transliteration of “Sex”)

Da Jiongyan – (Meaning: Big Piercing Eyes)

Poqi – (Meaning: Pochy)

Jian Ya – (Meaning: Fang)

Batian Hu – (Meaning: Sky Overlord Tiger)

The territory of the Bug God.

A tall, dark figure emerged from the passage, it was Han Sen, who had just finished adding points.

Upon seeing their boss arrive, the tiger-level monsters in the territory immediately gathered.

The newcomers were still full of energy, showing off, while the older ones were already sweating profusely, fearing that their boss would call on them to perform the terrifying “meal delivery” mission!

After all, except for the boss, none of the monsters who went on the mission had returned so far.

It was simply a horror story!

Anyone with a bit of a brain could figure out that the fate of those colleagues was definitely not a promotion or a raise.

But no one survived!

Han Sen habitually sat on the rock throne meticulously carved by his subordinates, his sharp claws gently tapping the cold, hard armrest, making crisp “tap-tap” sounds. His gaze swept over the neatly arranged subordinates below.

“Where’s Jian Ya?”

As soon as the words fell, an active tiger-level tiger monster immediately sprang into action, finding Jian Ya who was balancing accounts in the storeroom, and letting it ride on its back, galloping over.

“Lord Bug God!”

Jian Ya’s voice came from afar: “Your subordinate is late! Please forgive me, Lord!”

Han Sen: “…”

Looking at the rat monster, which was two sizes fatter than when he first saw it, riding a giant tiger, he was truly speechless.

What was this?

A rat pretending to be a bug god?

Jian Ya was now fat, with oily, smooth fur, exuding a pampered glow.

Its small eyes darted around, flickering with a shrewdness and cunning far beyond its peers.

What remained unchanged was its gaze, full of undisguised worship and fanaticism, as it lay on the ground looking at Han Sen.

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While feeling gratified, Han Sen couldn’t help but feel a little annoyed.

The rat monster he casually promoted seemed to be living a more comfortable and prosperous life than he, the boss?

This was a complete reversal!

Jian Ya prostrated on the ground, his voice fawning: “Lord! Please feel free to command your humble servant! Your humble servant will do his best…!”

“Alright, alright… get up and speak.”

“Yes, Lord!”

Han Sen suddenly understood Sai Kes. Presumably, that superpowered older sister felt the same complex emotions when facing him, right?

“Jian Ya, I’m going to leave for a while to carry out the mission given by Lord Da Jiongyan.”

Upon hearing the words “Lord Da Jiongyan,” Jian Ya’s small, green-bean-like eyes widened. Clearly, he knew the weight of that name.

His respectful gaze was mixed with deep satisfaction, as if an old father was watching his excellent son achieve success, or a shut-in was watching his two-dimensional wife at full stars, full breakthrough, and full divine equipment, filled with a sense of accomplishment.

Han Sen: ???

Put away your strange thoughts!

Han Sen glared at Jian Ya and continued: “During my absence, you will be fully responsible for the affairs of the territory for the time being.”

“Also, there must be no mistakes in preparing food for Lord Poqi every day, understand?”

“Yes! Yes! Your subordinate understands!!”

Jian Ya nodded his head like pounding garlic, as if Han Sen had entrusted him not with a simple task of guarding the house and feeding the dog, but with a top-secret mission concerning the life and death of the Monster Association.

“Please rest assured, Lord, your humble servant will handle everything properly and will not fail your trust!”

“Mm.”

Seeing its excited, pumped-up appearance, Han Sen’s heart stirred, and he encouraged: “Work hard. When I return, if you’ve done well, I’ll take you to meet Lord Da Jiongyan.”

“See if we can give you a chance to become stronger.”

“Ah this…!!!”

Jian Ya suddenly raised his head, his plump body trembling!

As a wolf-level monster from the lower ranks, even after latching onto the new Bug God, Jian Ya remained cautious every day, fearing that he might be casually crushed to death by a strong person who didn’t know him.

Ultimately, it was because he was too weak!

“L-L-Lord…” Jian Ya was so excited that he was incoherent, “Your subordinate… your subordinate’s loyalty to you, heaven can attest, and the sun and moon can bear witness!”

“I am willing to go through fire and water for you, and die ten thousand deaths without regret!!”

Looking at the rat monster whose style had changed to include a feather fan and a silk scarf, Han Sen nodded in satisfaction.

Hmm, clearly a cultured monster!

Indeed, drawing a big picture and appropriate incentives are the best ways to maintain the loyalty of subordinates.

Han Sen was not good at such things originally, but after interacting with Da Jiongyan more, he inexplicably became skilled at it.

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Sai Kes: ???

Han Sen glanced at the tiger monster lying behind Jian Ya and casually asked, “By the way, what’s your name?”

This guy was one of the few clever monsters among his dull-witted subordinates.

The even cleverer ones had basically been taken by Han Sen to perform “feeding” missions.

The tiger monster didn’t expect Han Sen to mention him, and he truly trembled on the spot. His honest and rugged voice was full of sincerity, saying, “Lord Bug God, your humble servant doesn’t have a name yet. Whatever you wish to call me, that’s what I’ll be called.”

Look at that!

Such ideological awareness!

Han Sen clicked his tongue twice, thought for a moment, and said, “Since that’s the case, you’ll be called ‘Batian Hu’ from now on.”

A tiger monster called Batian Hu, there was certainly nothing wrong with that.

“Ba… Batian Hu?!” x 2

The tiger monster trembled again, while Jian Ya was full of surprise.

The former repeated the name Han Sen casually gave, and the more he thought about it, the more domineering it sounded, his eyes growing brighter!

The latter felt sour, thinking, “I was here first, but Lord didn’t give me such an arrogant and resounding name!”

“Batian Hu thanks Lord Bug God for bestowing the name!!”

Looking at the delighted tiger monster prostrating in thanks, Han Sen said, “Batian Hu, you will be Jian Ya’s deputy from now on, responsible for protecting his safety, understand?”

The tiger monster, who had been given an important position, also cheered up, his honest, big face full of joy: “Yes, Lord Bug God! I will not fail your trust!”

At this moment, Jian Ya was even happier.

Its small eyes lit up, and its tail was almost wagging to the sky.

Sure enough, Lord still has me in his heart!

Han Sen: ???

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Poqi’s territory.

The sleeping black giant dog suddenly raised its head without warning, sniffing with its nose.

Smelling the familiar scent in the air, Poqi’s six large eyes showed a tiny hint of confusion.

“Woof…?” (What’s going on…?)

The next second, a strong wind surged!

The giant beast transformed into a blurry black hurricane, and in a few leaps, it arrived at a wide intersection. It lowered its head to look at Han Sen, who was much smaller than itself but actually three meters tall, whimpering.

“Woof, woof woof?” (Didn’t you just come today? Why are you here again?)

Looking at the big dog who thought it had remembered the wrong time, Han Sen skillfully approached Poqi.

While mobilizing the violent power within his body until the scarlet patterns on his black armor glowed dangerously, he raised his sharp claws, which glinted with cold light, and with practiced ease…

Began to groom its fur, which had become dark and smooth.