[Pirate] I! Orochimaru! I will never split! Chapter 182

Character name suggestions: (Lù Fēi), (Dà Shé Wán), (Bái Xīng), (Méi Kǎ Luó), (Ní Pǔ Dùn)

Lù Fēi, like a happy simpleton, lay excitedly on the hill-like bread, his cheeks stuffed full. He chewed vigorously, mumbling indistinctly,

“That person clearly wanted to marry you, but then wanted to kill you? What a strange person.”

Dà Shé Wán also looked with interest at the plates of giant, hill-like delicacies. Then he unhurriedly sat down in front of a huge shellfish.

His slender fingers skillfully picked up a knife and fork, elegantly cutting the food on the plate, then slowly bringing it to his mouth… Hmm… His eyes narrowed slightly, and he sighed inwardly.

It truly is delicious… Very fresh… As expected of the mysterious underwater world. (From the author’s love for seafood)

Bái Xīng managed a faint smile, “Mm… It’s been ten years.”

Dà Shé Wán gently raised his head, his gaze falling on Bái Xīng, “Bái Xīng, how old are you this year?”

Bái Xīng was a little confused, for a moment, “Sixteen.”

Upon hearing this, a hint of silence appeared on Dà Shé Wán’s face.

“So, ten years ago, when you were only six, a pervert proposed to you??”

Bái Xīng nodded lightly.

Dà Shé Wán quickly pulled out a huge board from his system and began to seriously explain.

“Ano nei… Bái Xīng… Girls cannot marry before they become adults. For a pervert who proposes to you at six years old, remember to turn him into dried fish next time you see him…”

Dà Shé Wán pointed to a small comic stuck on the whiteboard.

“Like this… First, knock him flying.

Then hang him up for public display.

Finally, soak him in a jar of formaldehyde.

This prevents rot, and once he’s like this,

You can display him in a prominent place for all to see.”

[From the author’s trashy stick figures →]

Friendly reminder: Darlings, please do not imitate Snake-snake’s behavior. If you encounter similar situations, please seek help from a police uncle.

Bái Xīng stared with her big, watery eyes, looking utterly bewildered at the crooked stick figure drawing.

“Lord Dà Shé Wán, isn’t it bad to hurt others?” she asked softly.

Dà Shé Wán, however, looked righteous and shook his head like a rattle-drum. “No… This person is a pervert, not within the normal human or fish-man category.”

Lù Fēi was happily eating a large bunch of sea grapes. Seeing the commotion, he curiously came closer.

He glanced at the stick figure drawing, and well, he didn’t understand it at all, so he simply continued to eat with his head down.

Bái Xīng looked up at Dà Shé Wán, nodding as if she understood, “So if I follow this method, I’ll be safe?”

Dà Shé Wán looked serious and nodded heavily, “Exactly.”

Bái Xīng carefully folded the “tutorial” stick figure drawing a few times, then tucked it into her clothes near her chest, as if she were hiding some treasure. Only then did she indicate that she understood.

Afterward, her gaze was drawn to Lù Fēi, who was wolfing down seaweed, her eyes full of curiosity.

“Speaking of which, Lord Lù Fēi’s body is so small, but his appetite is truly enormous.”

Lù Fēi’s mouth was full, and he mumbled as he chewed,

“That curly-haired uncle clearly said he was going to invite us to a banquet, but he’s been inexplicably angry.

I’ve endured to my limit, and just followed the smell of food over here.

Oh, by the way, you’re a princess, right?”

Bái Xīng nodded.

“That’s right.”

Lù Fēi ran around on the table, searching for his favorite food.

“Then you’re the mermaid princess, right?”

Bái Xīng smiled sweetly, watching Lù Fēi dangling and swaying from a straw.

“Yes… I am King Ní Pǔ Dùn’s daughter, my name is Bái Xīng.”

Lù Fēi tilted his head, muttering, “What a hard name to say… Ah… That looks delicious too.”

Lù Fēi turned his head and immediately spotted the shellfish Dà Shé Wán had eaten. He instantly scurried over.

Bái Xīng watched Lù Fēi eating heartily, clearly very happy.

“Indeed… I don’t think you’re bad people.”

Bái Xīng propped her chin on her hand, looking full of longing and aspiration, and began to fantasize aloud.

“If you’re pirates, will you go on adventures? Oh, right, have you seen the sun…

At night, the stars will rise into the sky, and there are all kinds of flowers, and animals covered in fur.

Have you been to a place called a forest, a place full of green?”

Lù Fēi was entirely focused on the feast before him, with no time to respond to Bái Xīng’s questions.

Dà Shé Wán also, for once, was immersed in the delicious food.

Compared to Lù Fēi, he was extremely elegant (˵¯͒〰¯͒˵).

Bái Xīng slowly raised her head and saw Lù Fēi with his bulging cheeks. A wave of curiosity welled up in her heart.

She carefully extended a finger and gently poked Lù Fēi’s cheek.

The sudden action made Lù Fēi “” (pūf) and spit out the food in his mouth.

Dà Shé Wán instantly grabbed his plate and scurried away, “So dirty!”

Instantly enraged, Lù Fēi turned around furiously and roared at Bái Xīng,

“What are you doing!! Don’t do unnecessary things!”

Bái Xīng was greatly startled by Lù Fēi’s sudden roar. Her eyes instantly turned red, and tears welled up, about to spill out.

Bái Xīng tried hard to hold back her tears, covering her face.

(つஇωஇ⊂) “Please don’t scold me so loudly. Lord Lù Fēi is indeed a scary person.”

“Mm-hmm.” (´ . .̫ `) At some point, Dà Shé Wán, sitting on Bái Xīng’s shoulder, nodded in agreement…

The more Bái Xīng thought about it, the more wronged she felt, and she suddenly let out a loud wail, a cry so loud it seemed to make the whole room tremble.

Méi Kǎ Luó beside her was extremely anxious, pacing in circles, occasionally letting out a few “Shark… Shark” sounds, trying to comfort Bái Xīng.

Lù Fēi heard the crying and turned to look at the mermaid princess, who was once again a tearful mess. His face was full of exasperation.

He couldn’t help but mutter to Dà Shé Wán, “Dà Shé Wán, why are you getting involved?” Then he looked helplessly at Bái Xīng.

“What do you have to cry about? Stop crying!” Lù Fēi said loudly.

Bái Xīng wiped away the tears that streamed down her face like broken pearls, and with a choked voice, she accused, “No one has ever scolded me until now……”

Lù Fēi heard this and couldn’t help but frown at the scene before him, muttering his complaints. But as he spoke, he broke into a radiant smile.

“You’re so big, yet you’re such a crybaby and a coward! I! Hate you… hahaha!”

Saying that, he turned back to happily eat his extra-large spaghetti.

“(º Д º*) Bái Xīng turned her head, looking at Lù Fēi in disbelief.

(இ⌓இ ) Then, stunned by the words, she buried herself in the covers, her eyes filled with tears and despair.

“No one has ever spoken to me like that. What a mean person.”

(⇀‸↼‶) “Mm-hmm.” Dà Shé Wán once again stood aside with his plate… chewing crab meat, with a fork in his mouth, nodding in agreement again.

(╬◣д◢) Lù Fēi instantly turned and glared at Dà Shé Wán.

“I said! Why are you getting involved?!”