[Pirate] I! Orochimaru! I will never split! Chapter 159

Upon hearing Orochimaru’s words, Doflamingo’s face instantly turned pale.

He clearly knew the outcome of Blackbeard at the Summit War, but wait… did he have a death-exemption token?

This thing should be a promise to protect him, so that’s good. It’s like having an ancestor enshrined at home.

Moreover, this wasn’t the Summit War; those powerful figures wouldn’t gather so easily.

But now there was something more urgent. Sensing Orochimaru on his neck, Doflamingo suddenly felt uncomfortable.

Although it was his own loose tongue back then, Orochimaru’s appearance truly fit his aesthetic. He was a normal man after all!

In broad daylight, he didn’t want to lose face.

“Get down…”

Doflamingo’s Adam’s apple bobbed, and his voice became a little hoarse.

Orochimaru ignored Doflamingo’s words, even swinging his legs. So what if he was short? He admitted it!

From now on, these tall people would be his mounts.

Sensing the touch on his neck, Doflamingo’s fingers moved quickly.

Orochimaru was once again dangled like a doll. Just when everyone thought Doflamingo would throw him out, Doflamingo instead held him with one hand.

∑(°°๑)❢❢ The cadres present were all stunned.

“Young Master… is this your persona… Young Master, if you’re being held hostage, blink your eyes.”

Doflamingo’s eye twitched. You guys don’t know the destructive power of this thing. He didn’t want to be like Red-Hair, getting hit by a cannonball right off the bat. He still couldn’t use Conqueror’s Haki coating… that cannonball could send him off.

Moreover, Doflamingo also discovered a problem: he had never seen Orochimaru walk on his own. He was either floating, on Whitebeard, or on Crocodile, or on that Revolutionary King, and occasionally on Moria. Anyway, he had never seen him land…

If it weren’t for the cannonball Orochimaru fired at Red-Hair, Doflamingo would have suspected that his limbs had atrophied. Wait, snakes don’t really need limbs anyway.

If Orochimaru knew Doflamingo’s thoughts, he would definitely tell him, “You don’t even look at your height; all he sees from his perspective is crotches!”

He had no hobby of making people flee in chaos! Oh… Akainu was an exception…

Furthermore, Doflamingo had carefully studied Orochimaru and found that anyone related to this snake, although the process would be a bit miserable, the outcome was without exception good.

Like Crocodile, Moria, and others, their strengths had all improved differently. Doflamingo knew those two very well.

Originally, after the Summit War ended, Doflamingo was entrusted by the Five Elders to deal with Moria, but he found that Moria’s strength had significantly improved ahead of time, and the Pacifistas couldn’t defeat him at all.

Moreover, Moria’s entire demeanor had changed. Doflamingo suddenly understood the true value of the first Warlord who could fight Kaido, and the matter of revoking the Warlord title was eventually left unsettled.

(Moria: This blessing is for you, do you want it?)

Anyway, Doflamingo concluded that raising this ancestor could save his life, and he always felt that Orochimaru had a strange ability to interfere with the future.

Doflamingo coughed dryly, looking at the family members around him. “Alright, do what you need to do. Cadres, come back with me.”

Doflamingo carried Orochimaru back to the Royal Palace Plateau, and thus the entire Dressrosa knew that their king, Donquixote Doflamingo, had a new lover.

In the Royal Palace conference room, a group of people exchanged glances, but their eyes all fell on Orochimaru, who was sitting on Doflamingo’s lap ⚆ɞ⚆.

Doflamingo had a bit of a headache.

“Ancestor… can you sit on the chair next to me?”

Orochimaru silently pulled out a book titled

《The Self-Cultivation of a Lover》

and placed it on the table.

“First, according to our agreement, you give me what I want, and I’ll be your lover for a year. The contract has been established.

Lover’s Rule Number One: When necessary, there must be intimate physical contact with the sugar daddy.

As a ninja with professional ethics, there’s no need to add too much personal emotion during a mission.

I believe now is the necessary moment.

Because I don’t want to sit with snot, although that’s your family, and you wouldn’t dislike it, as your lover, I naturally wouldn’t dislike it either, but the instinctive aversion of my body makes me choose to stay away.

I personally think that for the health and hygiene of the kingdom, your family member can also change for the new family member,

which is me. After all, the Sticky-Sticky Fruit isn’t the Snot-Snot Fruit.

After all, among family members, while everyone has to tolerate his snot,

can’t he also change for other family members and stop having snot? After all, no one really likes snot, right?”

Orochimaru then scanned the others, finally stopping at Oniscell.

“Furthermore, I am a person who pays great attention to personal hygiene. At least within this year, my dear family members, please bathe frequently and don’t wear dirty clothes. Thank you.

As for this Mr. Diaper, although I don’t know what personal reasons you have that require you to wear a diaper when going out, if you pee in it, please change it promptly.

If it’s for other reasons that you have to wear it, I think I can help.”

Orochimaru looked meaningfully at the person.

“After all, I am very good at certain forbidden things, such as resurrection… resurrection… etc. By the way, I’m also very good at healing injuries.”

After saying this, Orochimaru turned and wrapped his arms around Doflamingo’s neck, refusing to look at those two again. Disgusting!

Orochimaru ambiguously stroked his face.

“Doffy, you too. As a lover’s privilege, you can also resurrect anyone you want to resurrect at any time, but only if you have their corpse.”

Corazon’s face instantly flashed through Doflamingo’s mind, and his expression immediately turned gloomy. He gripped Orochimaru’s hand tightly.

“Shut up! I don’t need it!”

Orochimaru looked at him indifferently. He had already expected it; he was just saying it.

However, Orochimaru felt that someone would probably ask him for help ✧(≖◡≖✿).

Far away in Amazon Lily, Law sneezed. He was just following Straw Hat-ya to get some elite training. Who was talking about him behind his back?

The entire conference room instantly fell silent. How did this person manage to hit everyone’s sore spot with every sentence?

Dellinger, who had horns on his head, however, scurried over with shining eyes, like a good child, half-crouching on the ground and looking at the person.

“Hey, hey… your name is Orochimaru, right… How did you and Young Master meet?”

Orochimaru touched the horn. A product of a fighting fish and human combination, a novel species!

“We met at the Summit War.”

“Then why do you want to be Young Master’s lover? You’re also a great pirate, your bounty is even higher than Young Master’s previous one.”

Dellinger saw that Orochimaru didn’t dislike him, and he even felt that Orochimaru’s eyes lit up for a moment when he saw him. Did he like him? Then he would like Orochimaru too.

Orochimaru thought for a moment, recalling the contents of the manual.

“Hmm… Doffy voluntarily offered to keep me. I couldn’t refuse what he offered, so I agreed.”

Congratulations, Doffy, you’ve been forcibly “kept” by Orochimaru.