[Pirate] I! Orochimaru! I will never split! Chapter 134

Orochimaru stopped Marco, who was about to attack, and pointed at the sky.

“I think you should first pay attention to the falling ship above. By the way, that’s also Ace’s brother. If you don’t rescue him, he’ll be smashed into a meat pie.”

“…Wait!! Isn’t that Straw Hat Luffy, the one Ace talks about all the time?”

Screams came from the sky. Buggy landed first. He threw his feet onto the ground, his palms facing the ice below.

“Chop-Chop, decompose!”

Buggy’s feet ran continuously on the ground, drawing a circle. Within the range below Buggy’s palms, the ice surface shattered into square blocks, falling into the sea and melting quickly. The warships and a group of people fell directly into the water. A group of rescued pirates floated up from the water, shouting loudly.

“Long live Captain Buggy!”

Luffy, who had fallen, was caught by Marco in his Phoenix form and was being swung in the air. Luffy raised his hand to thank him.

“Yo… Thanks, Pineapple Head… Otherwise, I would have fallen into the water.”

The remaining few Devil Fruit users were all rescued by Jinbe and were awkwardly spitting water, except for Crocodile, of course, since that guy was a Logia user and could fly.

Ever since his identity as a former Roger Pirate crew member was exposed by the Navy Headquarters’ conspiracy theory on the ship, everyone looked at this somewhat despicable, wretched, and comical character in disbelief.

They didn’t know that, according to the laws of the myriad worlds, comical characters are the strongest!

Buggy readily admitted that he was the mastermind behind this operation, making the pirates, who were already devoted to Buggy, even more so.

Seeing this scene, he thought of Captain Roger. According to Orochimaru’s request, he changed his clothes and makeup. This guy even reassembled his nose after learning to split his body, making him seem like a completely different person.

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Orochimaru looked at Luffy, then at the people around him. Everyone except Rayleigh had arrived. Shanks didn’t count. Of course, it wasn’t impossible that Rayleigh was watching the show from some corner.

Orochimaru flew in the middle of the pirates and the Navy, looking around. Both sides were confronting each other, waiting for the other to make the first move.

“Very good… Everyone’s here.”

Orochimaru landed on the edge of Crescent Bay and placed a large megaphone in the middle of the Marineford battle line, with the speaker facing Ace.

Ace suddenly felt a blackout.

??? The characters on both sides simultaneously tilted their heads, puzzled.

Orochimaru played the pre-recorded voice. A hoarse and cold voice echoed from the megaphone, and was also recorded by the broadcast Den Den Mushi.

“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Marineford.

Let’s take a look. The giant human entering our sight here is our top strongman of the sea, Whitebeard Edward Newgate.

And the three sitting at the top opposite are our well-known Marine Three ‘Admirals’.

And for our main character, please look in the direction of the voice, he is the second division commander of the Whitebeard Pirates, Portgas D. Ace… a pirate 185 cm tall, with a not-so-smart brain.

As for why he is kneeling here to be executed, it’s because he’s not only weak, but also loves to play, and is disobedient.

How many times have I told you?

Ace! Don’t act recklessly just because you have a problem with your head.

Shake your brain for me, do you hear the sound of the sea, whooshing and splashing?

Oh, I’m sorry, I forgot. The premise of shaking your brain is that you have one.

Look at the hundreds of thousands of people around you, they only have one face! Can’t you be more sparing with embarrassing yourself?

Look at all your injuries. You didn’t eat the life-saving medicine I gave you, did you?

What are you saving that medicine for? Do you want to contribute it to the Navy, or save it as an inheritance for Luffy!

Being a pervert is one thing! But your body needs to be healthy!

Do you think you’re on fire just because you ate the Flame-Flame Fruit? Are you sure the energy isn’t your brain?”

Ace was spoken of by the voice from the megaphone, going from red-faced to ashen, stared at with pity by tens of thousands of eyes. Ace was almost shattered at this moment…

Even Garp, who was sitting on the execution platform at some point, silently shifted his butt to prevent a group of people’s gazes from falling on him.

The voice from the megaphone continued.

“But none of this matters. As a normal pirate, I want to say:

Has all your Navy’s military budget been fed to goats by Sengoku?! Don’t you know how to clean up prisoners and put them in striped trendy clothes?!

Look at that bare-chested guy, only wearing shorts! A pervert with his pants unbuttoned! Doesn’t that affect your image?!

Do you think this image looks good?! What if children learn bad habits? Do you also want to see your sons bare-chested, with their pants unbuttoned, showing off their private parts everywhere?!

What, Sengoku, just because you don’t have a grandson, you want to corrupt all the world’s grandsons? Believe it or not, I’ll make you a grandson like that!

Why do other prisoners get them, but he doesn’t?! Is it because he, as the world’s only most evil bloodline, the Pirate King’s son, is unworthy?!

Although being a pervert is his fault, not changing clothes for prisoners is your Navy’s fault. As prisoners, shouldn’t they be treated equally?!

Please arrange a pure prison-style striped jumpsuit for him. Those worn-out boxers he’s wearing have been on him for half a year!!”

Garp laughed, slapping his thigh, “Yes, yes, yes… Arrange it quickly.”

On the other side, a group of Whitebeard Pirates covered their faces in unison, embarrassed.

“Help… They finally know why Ace never mentions this brother… This mental damage is truly fatal, a stab to the heart. Maybe it’s better if Ace just goes… Living is too painful.”

As Orochimaru’s gaze shifted, everyone’s attention also moved to the Whitebeard Pirates.

“And that group of pirates covering their faces! Why are you covering?! Do you think the Navy won’t recognize you if you cover your faces?

Especially that… what? Little Oars! Yes, you, why are you rushing so far forward? What are you trying to send? Your life?!

You really only grew in size, not in brain. Is your cerebellum underdeveloped, and your cerebrum completely undeveloped?!

Why don’t you sew a target on your chest? That way the Navy will aim quickly and accurately.

Don’t pretend you can’t hear. If you can’t hear, I don’t mind carving it on your tombstone.

What, you don’t know how to use long-range attacks? Standing so far forward, does it make you look taller?

Get back and protect the Moby Dick. If your intelligence isn’t enough, just throw warships around for fun.”

Little Oars, who was originally honest and simple, and intended to sacrifice his life for Ace, was directly scolded to tears by Orochimaru’s barrage. He abandoned the group of people and curled up on the Moby Dick, hugging his fat self.

Whitebeard looked at Oars, feeling a little distressed… Although Orochimaru was doing it for Oars’s life… it was truly too harsh.

Seeing Orochimaru’s gaze sweep over, everyone instantly took a step back in unison, fearing that the knife would pierce them.

Especially Moria, who wished he could disappear… This was what the Shadow Clones meant by “seeing each other again soon”… Good… Good thing it wasn’t him this time…

Akainu looked at the farce with dissatisfaction and stood up.

“A ragtag bunch of Straw Hats, and you, although I don’t know your relationship with Whitebeard, you should be the Straw Hat Kid’s vice-captain, right?

I heard that because of you, my close friend Jonathan is having marital problems with his wife.”

??????????

A vein bulged on Orochimaru’s forehead. What did he mean, because of him, Jonathan was having marital problems? It was clearly his wife who was causing the problems, wasn’t it?

Orochimaru turned off the continuously looping megaphone and switched to amplification mode.

“Akainu, a brain is a very good thing, and you should have one too. Dogs should be smart animals.”