[Pirate] I! Orochimaru! I will never split! Chapter 061

Aini Lu’s head gradually lowered.

“Wait a minute!!!!” Birds and beasts scattered in the forest as a group of people ran towards the altar, their rapid movements stirring up clouds of dust.

“Gum-Gum Rocket…”

“Three Sword Style! Three Thousand Worlds!”

“Save. Gentleman Kick!”

“Killer Move. Firebird Star!”

“Tornado Tempo!”

“Six Flower Bud! Bind!”

“Hoof Print: Cherry Blossom!”

Aini Lu, who subconsciously looked up upon hearing the sound, saw seven figures instantly appear before his eyes.

“My big… x” He didn’t even finish his sentence before a barrage of attacks hit his face, sending him flying backward. If he hadn’t elementalized in time, he would have been dead. The storybook didn’t say that kissing a prince would lead to so many people appearing.

Aini Lu was a bit stunned. How many years had it been since anyone dared to challenge the authority of a god?

“You! Do you not know that there is a god in this world, and that is me!! I am God! You dare to offend God! All of you, die!! Ten Thousand Volts!!!”

As Aini Lu called out, countless bolts of lightning instantly gathered in the sky, forming a massive electrical net that enveloped the entire island. Innumerable lightning strikes poured down from the clouds, like sharp swords, striking towards the crowd.

Nami, Usopp, and Chopper’s faces turned pale. They stared in horror at the lightning in the sky. Chopper subconsciously blew the whistle around his neck.

And Robin, who was closest to Luffy, quietly moved a little further away from him.

Just then, something unexpected happened—the lightning bolt strangely curved in mid-air! It seemed to have a will of its own, changing its original direction and striking fiercely towards Luffy.

The group blinked, looking bewildered. Luffy was even more dumbfounded. Wyper, hiding in the bushes, dropped his jaw, unable to believe it. God’s attack had no effect. Gan Fall, flying over, was frozen in mid-air, both he and his horse. The entire scene was silent, with only the gentle rustle of leaves in the breeze.

“Is that it??” Nami asked, somewhat disbelieving.

Chopper rubbed his eyes. “Why did this lightning curve in the air, and why did it go towards Luffy, and most importantly, why is Luffy completely fine?”

Aini Lu’s mouth hung open, unable to believe his attack hadn’t worked. He struck the thunder drums behind him with his weapon.

“Thirty Million Volts! Thunder Bird!”

Luffy began to tilt his head.

“Sixty Million Volts! Thunder Dragon!”

Luffy picked his nose and flicked the booger away… good, the booger turned to ash.

“Hey, old man (Aini Lu is 39, same age as Shanks)… does your fruit only glow!! So cool!! Is this some new kind of performance?” Luffy, thinking he had figured out the truth, excitedly ran over and patted the drum behind Aini Lu. Lightning struck Luffy, emitting a blue glow.

“Sugoi!!!! Everyone, look! I’m glowing!”

The corners of everyone’s mouths twitched. Gan Fall was filled with doubt. “Can someone explain what just happened?”

Robin pointed at Aini Lu. “This person tried to kiss our companion. After being stopped, he got angry, and then it was as you saw.”

The others nodded in agreement.

“Mhm mhm…”

Wyper came out of the forest, disbelieving. “Why doesn’t God’s attack hit you?”

“Who are you? Don’t be so familiar,” the crowd said, looking at the Shandian man in the forest.

Robin pointed at the antenna on Luffy’s head. “That headband is made of metal and can attract lightning. It’s usually placed on special buildings on islands, what you call the Blue Sea. It’s called a lightning rod and can be used to attract lightning strikes to prevent disasters.”

Nami suddenly understood. “I kept thinking that looked familiar, so it’s a lightning rod.

But why would Orochimaru put that on Luffy’s head, and why is Luffy fine??”

Robin’s expression was a bit subtle. “Because Nami, you said you saw a Heavenly Judgment, and someone was turned to ash. I guessed Orochimaru probably anticipated the enemy would have lightning-attribute attacks, so he made that. The reason Luffy is fine… is because Luffy is a rubber man… he… is an insulator… which means he’s not afraid of lightning.”

Just when the air suddenly went silent.

On Aini Lu’s side, Luffy kept tapping the drums, glowing blue. The lightning Aini Lu released had no effect on him at all. He could only use physical attacks… but Luffy, who had mastered a bit of Haki… still thought Aini Lu was cooperating with his performance.

So… he was having a lot of fun.

Chopper tugged at Zoro’s clothes… “Zoro… should we wake Orochimaru up?” Chopper’s small hoof pointed at the still peacefully sleeping Orochimaru.

The group fell silent again… Why were they so excited just now… Oh, right, that god seemed to want to kiss Orochimaru…

Well, then hitting him was fine. That god must not be a good person, after all, anyone who so brazenly does strange things to Orochimaru and says strange things isn’t good.

For example… a certain Crocodile… went inside.

For example… a certain Blackbeard… fell into the sea.

For example… a certain god… is currently being played with by Luffy.

Mhm… good. From this, it can be inferred that this definitely isn’t a good person. The group agreed with this judgment.

Only Chopper was still tugging at Zoro’s clothes.

“So… Orochimaru… Orochimaru isn’t awake yet… don’t just stand there in a daze…”

Zoro scratched his head. How should they wake him up? The enemy was almost right in their face just now, and Orochimaru didn’t react.

“Luffy… stop playing… first wake Orochimaru up. Do you know how to wake Orochimaru?”

The moment Luffy turned his head, Aini Lu found an opening and sent him flying with a single strike.

Luffy rolled a few times on the ground, got up, patted his clothes, and put his hands in front of his mouth like a megaphone, shouting,

“Orochimaru!!! Grandpa’s back!!!”

{(°△°; &# 34;}! Startled awake from a deathly sleep.

Orochimaru looked left and right, no one, forest… clouds… Luffy… a lame mule.

Chopper?… Good… it was just a dream.

Orochimaru stretched.

“Luffy? You passed the trials? What about Arlong… did you defeat him? Who’s that long-eared person?”

“Oh ₍₍ ᕕ(´◔⌓◔)ᕗ⁾⁾ We defeated him, very easily. This old man is an emerging street performer who can make me glow.”

Luffy enthusiastically introduced, pointing at Aini Lu.

Aini Lu looked at the awakened Orochimaru, paused, then became furious.

“Who the hell is a performer!!! Dirt to dirt! Man to man, God to God, I am God!!! The God of the whole world!! I control all the lightning in the world! Since it’s something on the altar, it belongs to God. There’s nothing God wants that he can’t get!!” Aini Lu transformed into lightning, enveloping the entire sky.

Orochimaru looked at Aini Lu in the sky… his eyes filled with desire, murmuring, “I want…”

The words struck the group like thunder. Sanji’s hand trembled as he lit his cigarette… “Orochimaru… what did you say?”

“Lightning… that lightning… the Rumble-Rumble Fruit… sustainable lightning… infinite kinetic energy… infinite energy! A permanent battery!!!!!!!! Luffy! I want that person!!” His eyes filled with fanaticism, he got up and was about to fly over.

₍•ʚ•₎•ʚ•₎•ʚ•₎₍•ʚ•₎•ʚ•₎•ʚ•₎ The group, realizing what was happening, quickly hugged Orochimaru tightly.

“Yameru!!!! Orochimaru! That’s a person… that’s not okay… you can’t have him… at least… you shouldn’t… and you can’t…!!!! Snap out of it!!!”

(Thanks to all the lovely readers for your love and support, like bobo milk tea, flowers, summon charms, etc. Thank you very much! Bow… I’m not very good with those things… so I’ll thank you manually.)

(Also, thank you for all your likes, (reminders for updates), and comments.)

And a reminder again, this is Orochimaru’s happy life in another world, not a typical “power fantasy” novel, no fixed CP, a “beloved by all” setting. Please ship freely… Please do not make unfriendly comments… After all, what you dislike might be someone else’s love… You can dislike it, you can say so~ but please do not insult. [Bow] And I deeply apologize for any “trigger points” you encountered, causing you an unpleasant experience. ⌯oᴗo⌯, I hope you find your love as soon as you step out, mua~ Love you all.

By the way, last night I dreamed that Luffy and Crocodile were fighting like elementary school kids in Impel Down, pulling each other’s hair, in front of Orochimaru… I kind of want to make that happen… What do you think? 〃∀〃