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[Pirate] I! Orochimaru! I will never split! Chapter 058


Angel girl gradually woke up.

“What happened to me… I think I just saw an angel…”

Usopp waved his hand horizontally and complained, “Hey, hey… Aren’t you an angel?”

“That white one just now… No… That boy with a tail… Is he also from the Blue Sea?”

…The silence in the air was sudden.

What you were about to say must have been that, angels are supposed to be pure and desireless, why do you know so much?

Orochimaru was on the other side, sipping coconut water, with a red flower tucked behind his ear, sprawled on a sofa made of clouds, radiating little flowers. This coconut water was perfectly to his taste, refreshing with a hint of milk, and the nutrients were good for bone growth. Not bad, not bad.

“Luffy, pick some more. Once I’ve researched it, we’ll have plenty of coconut water to drink.”

Watching Luffy, like a monkey, climbing up and down, piling coconuts next to Orochimaru, still holding one in his arms, occasionally coming over to take a sip of coconut water, he sighed, Koby’s education was really useful. Luffy and Ace wouldn’t spray nosebleeds at him.

The angel stood up and walked to Orochimaru’s side, introducing herself to everyone, “Hello, my name is Conis.” She pointed to the fox in her arms.

“This is the cloud fox here, its name is Su. Then she turned to Orochimaru, still with a calm expression, but her gaze was a little vacant.

“Sir, I was rude just now. Su went missing earlier… I was a bit anxious, maybe a little stressed, so I lost my composure just now. I’m truly sorry. If you have any questions, I will do my best to assist you.”

Orochimaru suddenly realized, “That’s right, so it was a coincidence.”

Everyone’s mouths twitched. “Aren’t you the wise and almost demonic Orochimaru? How could you believe that so easily?”

“Ah… By the way… How did you know Orochimaru was a boy?” Sanji was a little confused. After all, as long as Orochimaru didn’t open his mouth, no one would realize this problem.

Conis tilted her head. “Isn’t it obvious?” Conis’s finger pointed to Orochimaru’s neck and chest.

“Although this gentleman is very handsome, it’s not enough to mistake his gender.”

Everyone looked at Sanji with meaningful expressions, stretching out the sound of “oh” in unison, understanding that Sanji only saw faces.

“Urusai!” Sanji’s face turned crimson with anger and embarrassment, even forgetting about confessing to Conis.

“Hey… It seems someone is coming,” Zoro reminded.

“Ah… That’s my father,” Conis’s tone was a little happy.

Nami looked at the approaching object in the distance with curiosity. What kind of vehicle was that?

“I’m going to land! You guys be careful!” The man had just finished speaking… and he fell sprawling, man and vehicle.

Orochimaru looked at the vehicle with curiosity about its power source, squatting on the ground to investigate.

The man with wings caught a glimpse of Orochimaru out of the corner of his eye and immediately collapsed.

Conis ran over and pulled her father, bowing. “Excuse me, I have to go… My father might have fallen and gotten hurt. I’ll take him to get it treated.”

Orochimaru looked at the two streams of blood on the ground, feeling speechless. He stood up… He wasn’t stupid. He really didn’t understand what these people were thinking when they looked at the snake tail.

“I’m going to change clothes…” [Orochimaru’s fashion show begins. Well, actually, the pictures I made were all pretty good… I couldn’t bear to part with them. See each paragraph for pictures.]

A moment later, Orochimaru returned, carrying two red coconuts. “Nami… I wore the other outfit you prepared for me… And I found red coconuts.”

“Pfft…” Sanji collapsed.

Orochimaru silently turned around… “I’ll go change again…”

This time, Orochimaru changed into Luffy’s denim shorts and a regular sun protection jacket… It was a bit short on him, but he made do.

“This should be fine now, right? Look, there are blooming coconuts inside the coconuts.”

“Pfft…” Nami collapsed.

Alabasta-style men’s clothing, “And… coconut seats too!”

Robin collapsed peacefully.

Red Chinese-style jacket plus long pumpkin coconut.

Zoro collapsed.

Black suit plus the coconut shell Luffy had just finished drinking from.

Conis, who had just returned, collapsed again.

Luffy and Chopper burst into laughter on the side.

“What’s wrong with everyone today? Is it a fainting game?”

Orochimaru also became furious… “You’ve had enough!!! Enough! It really must be too much of that stuff!!! What did the coconuts do to you!!! Is Skypiea that exciting for you!!”

“This! This! This should be fine now!!!” Orochimaru grumbled, changing into a plain T-shirt and shorts, somewhat aggrieved, hugging a regular pumpkin coconut.

The people lying on the ground sighed… Skypiea truly was a dreamy land of gods.

Orochimaru became withdrawn, choosing to ignore these lunatics, and went to study the Waver himself.

“Hmm… This Dial is very practical… It just has a bit too much power, not very easy to control.

Conis, do you have any extra of these Dials, or where can I buy them?”

“Yes… I have a broken one that hasn’t been repaired yet, but the Dial inside is undamaged,” Conis nodded, pointing to the damaged one on the side.

“Okay, thank you. I’ll buy it at the normal price.” Orochimaru picked up the damaged one and began to dismantle it.

On the other side, Luffy, driving the Waver, was repeatedly thrown off, looking enviously at Nami successfully driving it. “That’s great… I want to play too.”

Orochimaru glanced at him, “So childish.” With a clanging sound, a jet-powered scooter appeared.

With cool laser reflections, a smooth overall design, fixed acceleration gears, manual brake design, and a Merry sheep head with a straw hat at the front (referencing a children’s scooter)… even an idiot could drive it.

“Luffy! This is your exclusive Skypiea vehicle, let’s call it the Sky Merry!”

Luffy’s eyes lit up, looking it up and down. “Awesome, Mini Merry!!!”

Excitedly, he wrapped around Orochimaru and rubbed against him, saying in a spoiled tone, “Arigato~ Orochimaru…”

Orochimaru pulled him away in disgust. “You’re so old, still acting spoiled. Go play with your scooter.”

Chopper timidly peeked his round head from behind a coconut tree, carefully saying, “Orochimaru… I want to play too.” He blinked his big, watery eyes, staring at Orochimaru.

Without a word, Orochimaru immediately opened the system, searched for a super mini children’s car, and bought it without hesitation. He handed the car to Chopper, smiling, “Chopper, this is for you! Look, press this button, and it can sing! And the wheels light up too!”

This red reindeer car was exquisite and cute, with red reindeer antlers at the front, and decorated with small bells and bows on the body. When Chopper saw the car, his eyes immediately lit up, and he ran over with a pitter-patter, leaving cherry blossom prints on the clouds. Orochimaru felt alive again, watching Chopper play happily, he felt his heart melt by Chopper, and he didn’t care about those idiots who had too much of that stuff just now.

Watching the two playing wildly, he took a sip of coconut water and nodded… “Hmm… Skypiea really is a good place.”


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[Pirate] I! Orochimaru! I will never split!

[Pirate] I! Orochimaru! I will never split!

【海贼】我!大蛇丸!绝不裂开!
Status: Ongoing Type: Released: 2025 Native Language: chinesse
Alias ​​"Orochimaru's Happy Life in Pirates" More life-oriented Written with passion, I love Orochimaru so much, couldn't sleep in the middle of the night and suddenly thought of a fanfiction of Orochimaru's Pirates that I liked so much... but he broke... and then I broke too, and couldn't sleep because of resentment, so I wrote passionately, no writing style, No CP, just do whatever you want!! There may be ambiguity, those who mind please be careful! Be careful! Don't come in and scold me! Just to send some food! Seriously ooc, mental state is crazy every day, Orochimaru's mental state is close to that of the snake uncle when Naruto got married, but he is still young and now he is a snake

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