Konoha: Naruto will win no matter what choice he makes! Chapter 064

“Cough! Cough! Cough!”

Sister Kalian coughed three times, expressing her shock.

She lowered her head and observed carefully.

The girl lying on the hospital bed did indeed have some masculine features, but she clearly had no Adam’s apple, and her physical development was quite complete, even leaning towards precocious.

If it weren’t for the student beside her pointing out her true gender, Sister Kalian would never have guessed that she was actually a boy.

“Are you sure?”

She still couldn’t help but turn back and ask.

Dark looked pitiful and nodded, saying, “Probably.”

There shouldn’t suddenly be a twin sister of Robert popping up among the first-year students, right?

“Then it’s tricky!” Sister Kalian took a breath. “In the past two years, even the most outrageous pranks only turned people into pigs. I didn’t expect there to be something even more outrageous than being turned into a pig.”

“Turned into a pig?!!”

Dark couldn’t judge which was more outrageous, being turned into a pig or being turned into the opposite sex.

But Sister Kalian obviously thought the latter was more outrageous.

However, since even being turned into a pig could be cured, turning into a woman should be easy, right?

With that thought, Dark asked, “Can it be cured?”

Sister Kalian pulled out a crumpled rubber white glove from her pocket and put it on, saying solemnly, “Gender transformation is, in the final analysis, a type of transfiguration. It has something in common with turning into a pig, a sheep, or a toad. Theoretically, they are not permanent, and even if left alone, they will automatically lift after a certain period of time. Of course, no judgment can be made lightly before diagnosis. Sylph, tracing the source is not within my duties.”

“Sylph… Professor?”

With a gentle breeze, Dark turned his head and saw Professor Sylph silently standing behind him.

When something like this happened, the professors naturally wouldn’t ignore it.

Professor Sylph said sternly, “You go to class first. I’ve already informed Jones.”

“Okay, Professor.”

Dark bowed and exited the infirmary.

Professional matters should naturally be left to professionals.

He didn’t need to worry about it anymore.

…

“Hey, Dimon.”

“Morning, Gode.”

On the way to the classroom, Dark met Witt.

Witt looked dejected, his face drooping as he greeted him.

He asked casually, without much hope, “Dimon, have you seen Robert? I mean, Broheim.”

Dark said very calmly, “If you’re looking for Broheim, you can go to the infirmary. Of course, I don’t recommend you go now, since class is about to start.”

Witt immediately brightened up: “He’s in the infirmary? Is he okay? Did he have diarrhea? That kid, he made me look for a long time!”

Dark’s gaze was strange: “Perhaps.”

It’s better to keep such an embarrassing matter a secret.

“Then it’s fine,” Witt said. “By the way, Dimon… Dimon? Hey, walk slower, I’m exhausted, and I didn’t even eat breakfast!”

…

By the time Dark arrived at the classroom, he found that the news of a girl being pranked had already spread.

But fortunately, no one currently knew that the “girl” who was the protagonist of the incident was Robert, otherwise the little magi would have already been in an uproar.

The students didn’t notice Robert’s absence, and Professor Jones also came to the classroom as usual.

She didn’t say much and started teaching directly.

This class focused on the elemental counter-relationships between magic spirits.

There were a total of twenty attributes, with only Light and Dark existing independently of the other eighteen.

“Every substance has both light and dark aspects. They do not entangle with other attributes, only counter each other. Of course, some ghost-type magic spirits dislike light, but that is actually a biological counter, not an energy attribute counter.”

“The so-called energy attribute counter refers to a purely energy-based victory or defeat relationship that is, to a certain extent, detached from physical connections, and is summarized based on empirical science.”

“For example, Ice counters Dragon.”

Professor Jones shrugged.

“Who knows why ice attribute can counter dragon attribute? Is it because dragons are cold-blooded animals?”

…

This class was quite interesting.

Professor Jones frequently called students to the stage to summon magic spirits for demonstrations, causing a lot of small laughs.

But when Professor Jones asked the students to copy the attribute counter table ten times after class, memorize it, and be ready for a pop quiz next class, it became less interesting.

Even until the end of class, no one noticed Robert was absent.

…

“Ding-a-ling.”

As soon as the bell rang, Witt rushed out of the classroom.

Although Dark felt that Robert probably didn’t want Witt to visit him, he had no reason to stop him.

The second class was arithmetic.

Professor Lily appeared at the back door and beckoned to Dark.

Dark put down his textbook and temporarily left with the professor.

The two turned to an empty corner, and Professor Lily patted Dark’s shoulder with a look of relief; “Well done, you truly are the student I’ve always favored.”

Dark: “…”

Professor Lily still said excitedly, “I’ve heard about it. Your handling of the situation was excellent. Although Broheim is a troublesome child, it would be too tragic for him to bear a shadow from his first year. Now, no one knows his true identity, and we will treat the entire incident as an ordinary prank.”

Dark asked with concern, “What about the culprit… I mean, who did it?”

Professor Lily: “Broheim has woken up and said that he was suddenly knocked down during a night stroll last night, and he didn’t see anything.”

She changed the subject and said; “But you don’t need to worry about this, the professors will handle it properly. Also, Professor Cazer asked me to pass on a message, saying that the matter you entrusted him with has been settled. By the way, what did you ask him to do?”

Dark’s expression froze, and after a moment, he said, “Nothing, just a verification problem for a small experiment.”

Professor Cazer didn’t seem to have told the other professors about the flower cards?

But if he didn’t want people to know, why did he send a message?

Dark was still pondering as he returned to the classroom.

…

Just before class.

Witt returned excitedly, with the recovered Robert following him.

“Robert, it’s good that you’re okay.”

“Just an upset stomach, don’t be too loud…”

Dark glanced over and met Robert’s gaze.

Robert immediately showed a pleading expression.

Dark quietly made an OK sign and then winked.

Robert nodded gratefully.

Witt noticed something unusual: “Robert, what’s wrong with you?”

Robert: “Nothing, just a mosquito bite near my eye.”

Witt: “Mosquito? Why wasn’t I bitten?”

Robert: “Maybe my flesh is more fragrant?”

Witt: “Haha.”

…

In this class, Professor Lily taught the [multiplication table] that she had extracted from Dark.

Of course, multiplication existed in this world, but because education was not widespread in the past, a deeper system was not formed, and convenient entry-level calculation methods such as “vertical multiplication” and “multiplication table” were not invented.

In short, after this class.

Even when Dark walked on the road, he could hear the little magi swaying their heads and reciting: “One times one is one, one times two is two…”

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