I am a bastard in the Three Kingdoms Chapter 078

Chapter 78 Disguise and Treatment “Come and show me.” Emperor Ling was also very direct. His face was not good. Years of indulgence and alcoholism had drained his body. It was difficult for him to survive. Kidney deficiency and kidney deficiency have two completely different meanings. One is deficiency, but it can be made up later. The other is already deficient, which has corroded the body. It seems a little unlikely to make up again.

Lu Ming would not say this out loud, he was still hoping to get promoted and make a fortune with the help of Emperor Ling. By then he would become a high-ranking official, owning thousands of miles of land, watching the heroes fighting for supremacy, and then he could pick up some bargains. Wouldn’t that be wonderful?

Lu Ming stepped forward and placed his hand on Emperor Ling’s arm, then closed his eyes and began to count his heartbeats.

“Qi is weak, the spleen and stomach are cold, the kidneys are overdrawn, and the blood is not flowing smoothly.

Your Majesty, if you want to live a long life, you must control your diet and women.

Although women are good, they are really a knife to scrape your bones.

If you don’t get close to women, you won’t live long, but if you often get close to women, you will die young.

”

“What you said is the same as what the imperial physician said. So in your opinion, what should I do?” Emperor Ling stared at Lu Ming with his keen eyes, wanting to see if this man was lying.

“It is better to have sex with women once a month.

If your semen is full, it will overflow.

If you hold it back for too long, it will hurt your body.

With your Majesty’s condition, if you can control your diet, having sex with women once a month will basically be fine until you reach the age of 50.

And don’t take elixirs.

Alchemy for longevity is just a trick.

If you really want to live a long life, you need to get up early every day, go to bed early every night, and exercise more to have plenty of energy.

”

Lu Ming was worried that Emperor Ling didn’t understand, so he continued, “At the beginning of the Han Dynasty, most of the military generals were able to live to a ripe old age because they exercised all year round, had good physical vitality, and strong resistance. In addition to studying medicine, I also learned the medical skills from the Western Regions. There is always a teacher among three people. I will learn until I die and put what I have learned into practice.”

After saying a lot, it was all just flattery. Only a few of them were useful. Just asking Emperor Ling not to touch women would be more painful than killing him. This was simply impossible.

“Your Majesty is so busy, how can he have time?” Zhao Hou said beside him. What a joke, a pervert wants to exercise? Isn’t that harder than climbing to the sky?

“That’s all right.

We just need to make some adjustments.

Let the palace maids run naked on the parade ground, and Your Majesty chases after them.

The beauty in front of you will surely arouse Your Majesty’s fighting spirit.

As long as you catch up with them, you can have sex.

In this way, you can get exercise and satisfy your desires at the same time.

Isn’t it wonderful?” Lu Ming modified the clip he had seen before and told it again.

Anyway, Emperor Ling’s absurdity had long been known far and wide, and he didn’t say it just to save face for the emperor.

“Oh? That’s great, that’s great! I didn’t expect An Min to have such insight, not bad.” As for how to play, Emperor Ling was very enthusiastic. It was not possible to make him work himself to death, but it was good to let him exercise with a playful mentality.

But what effect does this kind of exercise have? It’s better than nothing, so just make do with it.

“Your Majesty, please lie down and take off your clothes. I will give you medical treatment.” After Lu Ming finished speaking, he took out a box of silver needles and placed them on the candle next to him to roast them.

“What do you mean by this?” Emperor Ling was a little confused. What was going on?

“How dare you! Your Majesty is worth a thousand gold, how can I change clothes in front of you?” Zhang Rang was afraid that his position would be challenged, so he jumped out and shouted.

The atmosphere was a bit awkward, as if they didn’t want to do it, but they had no choice.

Lu Ming smiled.

“Whether the disease is cured depends on your majesty, Chang Shi Zhang.

Your grace and power depend on your majesty’s health.

If your majesty can live a hundred years, your power can also last for a hundred years.

What I did was just to be loyal to the emperor.

Why do you have to speak ill of me? Chang Shi Zhang and I are both your majesty’s subjects.

There is no need to learn from the scholars to attack each other.

This will only make the relatives sad and the enemies happy.

”

In short, it means that we are all family members, so don’t fight among yourselves. Otherwise, those aristocratic families will laugh out loud. How can we fight against them when our own people are fighting among themselves?

“I am only concerned about Your Majesty, and I have no intention of targeting Captain Lu.” Although Zhang Rang was arrogant and held great power in the palace, he still agreed with Lu Ming’s words. Internal fighting would indeed put one’s side at a disadvantage, and he knew it, but sometimes he couldn’t bring himself to do it. And Lu Ming was right, his power all came from the emperor, if the emperor died, he would be finished!

Only Emperor Ling was standing beside him, laughing angrily, staring at Lu Ming, “Anmin, you are so brave, you dare to speak like this in front of me?”

This was obviously a bit unhappy, and he felt that Lu Ming had overstepped his bounds and didn’t know the rules. You are a gift from the emperor, not what you deserve. A slave is a slave, don’t have any inappropriate thoughts.

The more this happened, the more Lu Ming felt disgusted and resentful. He could not accept the idea of ​​being someone else’s slave and was destined to keep climbing up. How could he avoid being treated as a slave? He could only keep climbing up, climb to the top, and become the emperor!

“I am the emperor’s salary, I must be loyal to him. I cannot speak against my will in front of His Majesty. This is what a minister should do. But now no one does this, which makes me feel out of place.” Lu Ming was very calm. What if he was unhappy? The emperor was also manipulated sometimes. What’s so strange about that?

Damn it! It was clearly a fallacy, but he couldn’t refute it.

“So, you are still sincere?” Emperor Ling laughed in anger. He had never seen anyone flatter himself like this.

“What I say does not count. This is other people’s opinion. Only your Majesty’s opinion is the most important. Thousands of words are not as good as some practical action. I will do my job well, and your Majesty will decide the right and wrong, merits and demerits.” After Lu Ming finished speaking, he gave Emperor Ling a needle in the back without giving him a chance to talk back.

“Hiss! It hurts so much!” Emperor Ling couldn’t help but swear. The heat and pain made him very uncomfortable.

“The pain means the acupuncture points are correct, and that’s what will work.

Your Majesty, hold on, and you will feel as relaxed as if you were reborn.

When God gives a man a great responsibility, he must first make his mind and mind suffer, his muscles and bones tired, his body hungry, and his actions frustrated.

Bitter medicine tastes good, just bear with it and it will pass.

” Lu Ming was very direct and told the truth.

When facing an old fox, the best way is to pretend to be a sincere person.