Naruto: I am so annoyed, how come you are all reborn? Chapter 072

If one were to speak of the most balance-breaking ninjutsu in the entire Naruto world, it wasn’t Susanoo, nor was it the Wood Golem with a Thousand Hands, nor was it Infinite Tsukuyomi or Eighty Gods Vacuum Attack—those Six Paths Senjutsu. It was the Impure World Reincarnation, developed by the Second Hokage, resurrected by the Sannin, and brought to prominence by the self-proclaimed Dream-Fulfilling Ambassador, Kabuto Yakushi.

It shattered the barrier between life and death in the ninja world, making death an utter farce in this twisted and painful world.

The reason Sasuke annihilated Kusagakure without any psychological burden might have been partly due to the thought, “Anyway, they’ll just go to the Pure Land when they die, and maybe they’ll have a more comfortable life in their next reincarnation.”

If Impure World Reincarnation didn’t require sacrifices, Sasuke felt it would be quite amusing to turn the entire ninja world into Impure World Reincarnation bodies.

At that point, no matter what kind of grudges existed, everyone would be unkillable, so they could fight to their heart’s content.

Unfortunately, Sasuke had asked Minato Namikaze, and Impure World Reincarnation bodies lacked the sensations of pain and taste that living people possessed. In simple terms, after resurrection, they lacked physical pleasure and could only pursue spiritual connection.

Now, Sasuke was once again using our Lady Orochimaru’s dream-fulfilling jutsu to trick Ryuzetsu into helping him complete the taming of Tsunade.

Sasuke had already thought of the lines:

“Lady Tsunade, do you want your brother to be resurrected?” or “Lady Tsunade, you wouldn’t want your brother to exist in the living world as an Impure World Reincarnation body, would you?” and so on.

Originally, Sasuke only had a 50- 60% chance of convincing Tsunade to agree to marry him, as the verbal promise of Outer Path—Samsara of Heavenly Life Technique would take some time to prove.

But now, Ryuzetsu’s appearance raised that probability to 80% or even higher.

Although Ryumyaku Reincarnation was far from the mass resurrection of Outer Path—Samsara of Heavenly Life Technique, he only needed to resurrect one person. By using Nawaki as a condition to threaten Tsunade, he wouldn’t have to worry about her not taking the bait.

In the ninja world, there were many simps, and the unfaithful were often Uchiha.

As a simp, Ryuzetsu, upon hearing that Sasuke possessed the power to resurrect Muku, immediately cast aside her village’s great revenge and chose to “resurrect my beloved.”

The two parties reached an agreement.

As long as Orochimaru “resurrected” Muku and granted him freedom, Ryuzetsu would agree to use Ryumyaku Reincarnation to transfer life to Nawaki.

Sasuke was very interested in the Ryumyaku Reincarnation of Ryuzetsu’s clan.

After all, he suspected that this clan was also a distant relative of his. Although their eyes weren’t Rinnegan, they still retained the Outer Path abilities of the Rinnegan. Perhaps this secret technique could help him awaken the Rinnegan faster.

The group crossed the border and entered the Land of Hot Water.

Since this was a neutral tourist country, it did not establish ninja villages. Many ninjas who were constantly under high pressure chose to come here to relax and enjoy mixed-gender baths.

It was precisely because of the esteemed status of hot springs in the ninja world that, although the Land of Hot Water had little military defense, no one generally bothered it. Therefore, the entertainment industry in the Land of Hot Water was also very developed.

The group arrived at a casino led by a former Sound Village spy.

The spy respectfully said to Orochimaru, “Lord Orochimaru, the legendary fat sheep has arrived at this casino today.”

Orochimaru nodded and walked into the casino.

Sasuke followed, but was quickly stopped at the door: “Minors are prohibited from entering.”

Sasuke: “…”

What the f*ck!

Sasuke had originally planned to make a killing in the casino with the money he extorted from Gato, but now he was being told he couldn’t even enter because he was underage. It was bad enough they didn’t allow him into brothels, but now casinos too, Pah!

“Damn it, aren’t ninjas in their teens already allowed to register for marriage? Who are you looking down on? I’ll use Transformation Jutsu!”

The casino guard next to him watched Sasuke use Transformation Jutsu right in front of him, then walked back to him and sighed, “Although I’m a bit slow, I’m not blind, Ninja-sama. You still can’t enter…”

Sasuke squatted down at the casino entrance, grumbling.

Although he really wanted to complain, as a transmigrator, he didn’t have much resistance to the prohibition of minors from gambling, prostitution, and drugs.

Not long after,

The entire casino exploded violently.

Sasuke chuckled, “That’s what you get for not letting me in.”

At this moment, Orochimaru flew out of the smoke and dust of the explosion.

Sasuke gloated from the side, “Your way of greeting each other is still so unique.”

Orochimaru chuckled, not wanting to bother with Sasuke.

At this moment, an exasperated and unrestrained voice came from inside the casino: “Orochimaru, are you trying to die?”

Orochimaru straightened his clothes, stood up, and said to the figure in the smoke:

“What I said is naturally true. As long as you marry Sasuke-kun, I can guarantee that Nawaki will be resurrected, a true resurrection!”

At this moment, the smoke and dust slowly dispersed, and a graceful figure gradually became clear.

Tsunade walked out slowly, her iconic golden hair flowing freely, like sunlight pouring down, every strand exuding her unique rebelliousness and magnanimity.

A simple men’s kimono enveloped her proud figure, her voluminous chest swaying with every step but showing no signs of exposure.

Hiss!

Sasuke felt an unparalleled visual impact. Indeed, judging by appearance was for superficial people. Men truly simply liked big ones. Ahem, older ones, who were considerate!

Seeing Sasuke’s burning gaze, Tsunade frowned and saw Sasuke and the others waiting outside the door.

“You are Uchiha Sasuke?”

Sasuke grinned, “Hello, Big Sister Tsunade. I’ve come at your great-grandfather’s request to discuss the specific matters of the Uchiha and Senju clans’ marriage.”

Kabuto Yakushi and Shizune’s mouths twitched, feeling like they had an unutterable “I have a million things to say but don’t know where to begin” stuck in their chests.

“I have never seen such a shameless person” was probably the emotion they wanted to express.

Tsunade’s lips couldn’t help but curl slightly, then quickly cooled down as she snorted, “Even if you talk nicely, it doesn’t mean I won’t hit you. How dare you joke with me?”

As Tsunade spoke, she punched the casino wall again. Immediately, the concrete wall crumbled into ruins under Tsunade’s monstrous strength.

Tsk, tsk, this power was indeed much stronger than Sakura’s.

However, Sasuke’s attention remained on Tsunade’s chest area. Her wide-open kimono, despite being so large, was completely unaffected by the force of her punch. She must have fixed it with chakra, right?

Sasuke cleared his throat twice.

Behind him, Karin immediately controlled Shukaku’s power to grab an old man who was watching the commotion from a distance.

“What are you doing! Let me go!” The old man screamed in terror, but his mouth was quickly gagged with sand.

At this moment, Orochimaru stepped forward, opened the Impure World Reincarnation scroll, and chuckled:

“You’ve been following us for three days. Judging by your chakra, you’re from Iwagakure, right? I remember you ambushing the three of us during the Second Great Ninja War. Tsk, tsk, time is truly a butcher’s knife; you’ve gotten so old.”

The initially panicked old man’s eyes instantly revealed a ferocious glint, and he immediately prepared to use a secret technique to self-immolate, but a powerful sealing force instantly restrained him.

Shukaku’s chakra naturally came with a sealing effect.

Tsunade frowned and did not try to stop them. Although she had hemophobia now, it didn’t mean she was a saint.

“Summoning: Impure World Reincarnation!”

Orochimaru pressed the scroll to the ground, and a shower of paper talismans completely enveloped the old man.

As the paper talismans slowly took shape, Tsunade, who had been on guard, widened her eyes in disbelief.