I agreed to win with Roger, but the guy I met was too young Chapter 084

Enel lay sprawled on the deck of the Dawn Nirvana, like a salted fish dried in the sun. (I dried the silence…)

His golden headscarf was askew, and his iconic long earlobes drooped limply. Charging the ship was truly exhausting.

“I… I am a god…” he weakly protested.

“A god?” Rhett squatted beside him, poking his face with a small wooden stick, his tone laced with sarcasm. “With your meager abilities, you can’t even beat a guard dog in the New World. Tsk, Enel is so weak; he can’t even handle three shots.”

Enel’s earlobes shot up in anger, lightning crackling at his fingertips, but before it could coalesce, Rhett slapped it away.

“Stop struggling, rookie.” Rhett stood up and pulled out a small booklet from his embrace, titled Enel Growth Observation Journal. He flipped to the first page and scribbled with his pen:

“Observation Haki B-, Armament Haki F, Stamina D, Devil Fruit Development C+… Hmm, overall rating: disgraceful, not even reaching the level of a Warlord, tui.”

This was an observation journal written to imitate other systems. Since he didn’t have a system, he could just make one up, right?

Perona floated nearby, hugging her Kumashi doll, adding with a giggle, “Kumashi can even mend clothes~”

Enel: …

Although Perona was stating a fact, Enel somehow heard mockery in her words.

He, the mighty God of Skypiea, could this really make him stronger?

While firing cannons was exhilarating, charging them was a strenuous task.

Rhett also partly wanted to train Enel’s stamina.

Seriously!!!

“Alright, special training begins!” Rhett clapped his hands, revealing a pile of cannonballs. “You’re in luck; this is a move the Pirate King trained me with. You should be envious to have such a brilliant and mighty captain like me.”

Enel’s eyelids twitched wildly: “…What are you going to do?”

“Observation Haki special training!” Rhett grinned. “These cannonballs will kill you if you can’t dodge them, which is the best way to unleash potential. Come on, Enel, Observation Haki is about the desire to live!”

“Wait, I’ll die?!”

Before Enel could react, Moria had already manipulated thirty zombies to form a circle, each holding a cannonball.

“Fufufufu… Let’s begin~”

“Bang! Bang! Bang!”

The cannonballs rained down like a storm. Enel frantically dodged, but a few still grazed his body, slamming into the deck with deafening thuds.

“Hey, hey, hey, I’m just developing my strength, I’m not blind! Every single one is imbued with Armament Haki, right?!”

Rhett picked his nose: “Isn’t that obvious? If they weren’t imbued with Armament Haki, how would I hit you?”

“Hey! This isn’t training at all, it’s murder?!”

Rhett lay on a beach chair, wearing sunglasses, leisurely sipping iced fruit juice:

“Don’t complain. Your previous wide-range perception was too crude. You need to learn to precisely capture the trajectory of each ball. The reason your Observation Haki was so strong was because the Rumble-Rumble Fruit gave you the ability to perceive bioelectricity, right? Your Observation Haki isn’t complete, you know.”

“Crackle! Pop! Crackle~”

“Gently, that hurts! You bastard!”

“Ah!”

“Crackle! Thump! Pop~”

Perona’s ghost floated in the air, holding a scoreboard: “Hits: 99/100”

Enel: “…Only one more to reach a hundred?!”

“Thump!”

The last cannonball precisely hit the back of his head, and Enel enjoyed a baby-like sleep.

Rhett contentedly closed his small notebook: “Observation Haki improved to B, not bad~”

Until the afternoon, Rhett looked at him with a smile.

“Enel, I have a brilliant idea.”

If Shanks and Buggy were present, they would turn and run.

“To help you quickly master Armament Haki. So, Armament Haki is…” Rhett crossed his arms, his face serious.

Enel, for once, listened attentively, but the next second—

“Bang!”

Rhett punched him, sending him flying. Enel was embedded in the ship’s cabin wall, slowly sliding down.

“You didn’t explain anything, you bastard!!!”

“Practice makes perfect~” Rhett pulled out a black wooden stick from who knows where, his smile radiant. “Come on, try this! Kaido’s special!”

“Wait! That’s—Ahhhhhh!!!”

He finally got to enjoy the thrill of beating Enel like Rayleigh beat him. It was awesome.

The deck was instantly filled with lightning and thunder. Moria silently handed insulation suits to the zombies: “Fufufufu… They’re having so much fun.”

Enel, are you being polite????

Three days later, when Rhett secretly ambushed him from behind with a slipper, Enel instinctively raised his hand, and his arm instantly covered itself with a layer of pitch-black Armament Haki.

“Slap!” The slipper bounced off.

Silence filled the air.

Perona’s ghosts scattered flowers in celebration: “Congratulations on graduating~”

Moria applauded: “Fufufufu… Finally, I don’t have to listen to screams anymore.”

Enel’s eyes welled up with tears: “I… I finally…”

Rhett patted his shoulder with satisfaction: “Not bad, according to my observations.”

Enel looked at him expectantly.

“You can now charge at least six shots!”

Enel: “???”

“From now on, when we encounter the Marines, we’ll hit them with six shots first, hahahaha.”

“Look! You’ve gained a much clearer understanding of the Rumble-Rumble Fruit’s abilities, haven’t you?” Rhett excitedly held up two batteries.

Enel: “That’s my ability, hey!”

“Don’t be stingy~” Rhett plugged the wires into his ears. “Come on, let’s charge up~ Our music player isn’t making any sound.”

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