You said you would make a bad movie, but you are going to make JOJO? Chapter 001

Released on May 31, 2025

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“KO↗NO↘DIO↗ DA↘!!”

“……So, this is the script you submitted for the interview?”

Inside the Green Dolphin studio, Ryoko Kakyoin rubbed her temples, looking exhausted.

This was partly because, as an interviewer for this position, she felt mentally drained after repeatedly scrutinizing works and applicants.

And also because…

—A rich second-generation heir bullies and beats an aspiring poor young man?!

Thinking of this, Ryoko Kakyoin looked at the slightly dark-skinned man in front of her.

Her mind recalled the script he had submitted to them.

Yes, she didn’t come up with that sentence.

It was the man who submitted the script, who made such an absurd summary for his own work.

Are you sure this script is something that, once filmed, won’t be widely criticized and flamed by the audience?

“Is there a problem?”

Unfortunately, the other party had no such intuition.

Hearing his sincere and confident reply, Ryoko Kakyoin secretly sighed.

I really wish you could give me more of that confidence…

Although she really wanted to end the interview right there.

But seeing his confident face.

She couldn’t help but feel uncertain.

Could it be that this kind of script is actually popular now?

“By the way, Mr. Pucci.”

After taking a deep breath, Ryoko Kakyoin maintained a professional smile and asked curiously, “Is this ‘KO·NO·DIO·DA’ a key plot point, or perhaps a foreshadowing?”

“No, it’s just a simple line of dialogue.”

Pucci looked at her strangely and retorted, “And don’t you think it would be incredibly exciting and admirable if the villain, after forcefully kissing the female protagonist, said such a grandiloquent line?!”

“……”

I’m sure now.

You, wouldn’t happen to be a spy sent by a rival company, would you?!

Ryoko re-examined the flat-headed man in front of her, dressed in neat casual clothes.

Hmm, his appearance is well-groomed.

Why is he so brainless?

…This was Ryoko Kakyoin’s new assessment of Pucci after hearing his words.

After much deliberation, she realized that even if a rival company wanted to send spies and undercover agents.

They probably wouldn’t send someone as anciently simple, or in other words, as brainless as Pucci to be a spy or an undercover agent.

With a script like this.

Probably only someone as brainless as Pucci would favor it.

This wasn’t just the summary “A rich second-generation heir bullies and beats an aspiring poor young man,” which would definitely cause a massive uproar among the audience.

The entire script also exuded an abusive atmosphere, with the protagonist constantly suppressed by the villain in the early stages, becoming a lone wolf, which is beside the point for now.

Many wish-fulfillment scripts are like this, with ups and downs. When the audience sees the protagonist rise from the depths and fiercely beat down those who once looked down on and bullied them.

It’s like chugging an entire bottle of Sprite in winter, a feeling of refreshing coolness that lifts the spirit.

So, does the protagonist in this script finally stand up?

It’s hard to say yes.

After all, when the protagonist meets the female lead and finally manages to slightly stand up from the abyss of being suppressed by the villain, the villain pulls a NTR move and forcefully kisses the female lead?!

I don’t understand, but it’s a huge shock.

When Ryoko Kakyoin saw this, she had no desire to continue reading the abusive content.

Instead, she quickly flipped to the end of the script.

Sure enough, it was as she expected.

The protagonist was abused to the very end, killed by the villain in a mutual destruction…

“Mr. Pucci, your… this…”

“JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure,” Pucci reminded her. “Of course, you can also call it Phantom Blood, the first part.”

“Right, JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure. Are you sure this is the work you chose for the application?”

Ryoko Kakyoin said, slightly embarrassed.

She couldn’t help it; the summary “A rich second-generation heir bullies and beats an aspiring poor young man” was just too catchy, causing her to completely forget the original title of the script.

But Phantom Blood… does that mean it’s a subtitle?

You’re even planning to make a second part after this?!

Forget it, such trivial matters are of no concern to me.

Anyway, this script is impossible…

“I’m very sorry, your script is truly…”

“There’s a second part?!”

Just as Ryoko Kakyoin was about to refuse to invest and return the script to Pucci.

A surprised voice suddenly interjected, “This script, I, Jolyne Cujoh, will invest in it!!”

“……”

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My name is Pucci, twenty-three years old. I am an ordinary transmigrator, unmarried.

When I successfully awakened my past life memories, I once thought I had transmigrated into the world of JoJo.

While filled with anxiety about my ultimate fate of being defeated by the Joestar bloodline.

I also anticipated when I would awaken my Stand.

After all, [Whitesnake], a mental-type Stand, is practically standard equipment for a male lead in an R-rated series!

What about inheriting DIO’s will, ascending to Heaven to find happiness?

As long as I can awaken [Whitesnake], I’ll be very happy!

This anticipation lasted until one day, he accidentally saw a kid named “Conan Edogawa” on TV…

And a TV series starring this kid, called Detective Conan…

After various contents about the Black Organization were aired, the creators hadn’t even committed suicide by being shot six times in the back, which made Pucci realize that although the outside of this world seemed to be a multi-anime world.

Its interior, however, seemed to be an ordinary, normal world.

This meant that his [Whitesnake], his sexual happiness, might also… No, it wasn’t time to despair yet!

Just as Conan Edogawa became the protagonist of Detective Conan.

Pucci, who had found many similar examples online, finally discovered another one of his cheat abilities!

In addition to the mental strength brought by two lives and a minor photographic memory cheat.

There were also heaven-sent actors that ordinary directors couldn’t find.

He could easily find them and match them with the best scripts!

Upon realizing this, Pucci quickly changed his original plan, preparing to become a famous director in this異world!

It’s just…

His first step as a great director was slightly less than ideal…

“This script, I, Jolyne Cujoh, will invest in it!!”

“Eh…!!”