The perfect center forward: Becoming a soccer king from the corner of Chuanu Chapter 317

“Champions League Tragedy! PSG Crushes Real Madrid 6- 0, Lucia’s First-Half Hat-Trick, Zidane Post-Match: He Alone Destroyed Us!”

“Stumbling Block or Thanos? Lucia’s Three Goals and Two Assists Slap Western Media, Real Madrid Suffers Worst Champions League Loss in Club History!”

“Lucia’s PSG Champions League Debut is Divine, Real Madrid Fans Angrily Turn Off TVs: Hazard, Refund!”

“What if Mbappé and Neymar are Absent? Lucia Single-Handedly Crushes Real Madrid, Western Media Deletes Articles and Apologizes Overnight!”

In the first round of the Champions League group stage Group A, Paris Saint-Germain hosted Real Madrid. Before the match, Spanish media had mocked Lucia as PSG’s stumbling block. However, the Italian forward delivered an epic performance, directly contributing to 5 goals, ultimately helping his team bloodily crush Real Madrid by six goals, marking one of the worst Champions League defeats for the Galácticos.

-[Hahaha, the louder Real Madrid’s mouthpieces chirped before the match, the more their faces hurt now!]

-[Zidane stroking his bald head, hahaha. I think he must miss when Cristiano Ronaldo was still around~]

-[Useless, even if Cristiano Ronaldo was at Real Madrid, he couldn’t stop the fully-powered Super Lucia. The 17- 18 Champions League final is the best proof!]

-[Navas kept a clean sheet on the other side, Courtois conceded 6 for our team… Management, are you sure changing goalkeepers was the right call???]

-[Ah, what’s even worse is that both are new signings; Hazard has 0 goals and 0 assists, while Lucia on the other side shined throughout the match. No comparison!]

Valentina, who had flown from Manchester to Paris, excitedly read each news article and comment to Lucia, accompanied by various exaggerated compliments.

“Brother-in-law, you’re really amazing~ To perform so brilliantly even in a new environment~”

The star-struck gaze of admiration truly brightened one’s mood. The Golden Ball winner immediately engaged in mutual flattery.

“You’re also very good. Your designed Star-Man blind boxes have been selling very well recently. Tell Maria to quickly settle your share, and then you’ll be a little rich lady, no need to freeload on meals in Paris~”

“No way, I can’t bear to leave Kronos~” Her mouth spoke of little Lucia, but her eyes were fixed on her convenient brother-in-law.

“Then I’ll trouble you this afternoon. Celine has arranged a cover shoot for me this afternoon.” Lucia patted Valentina’s head, then went to wash up and prepare for the commercial event.

As the absolute core of a top team in Paris, the Golden Ball winner, already brimming with commercial value, became a partner for numerous luxury brands.

The handsome and tall Super Lucia was shooting this time with a member of a Korean girl group.

As an old partner who had collaborated once before, Lisa, Lucia couldn’t help but marvel at the power of Korean makeup artistry.

The difference between the little delinquent, who had been “irrigated” with essence, bare-faced and after makeup was quite noticeable.

There was no hint of her Thai mixed heritage, only the visual impression of a “human Barbie.”

“Oppa, sorry to keep you waiting. Would you like to go for coffee after the shoot?” The idol, whose eyes were somewhat “sticky,” seemed to miss the feeling of complete exhaustion.

“This time, if you meow again, I’ll change your clothes.” Lucia smiled and nodded, accepting the invitation.

However, it was clear that despite frequent dance practice, the idol, who needed to manage her figure, was no match for the high-intensity training of an athlete.

Although she started with a bit of a wild horse demeanor, it only took a few exchanges before she became a little kitten dominated by primal desires~

Only meowing incessantly.

…….

“Brother-in-law, what perfume did the makeup artist spray on you? It smells so good!” Hearing the roar of the engine, Valentina opened the door to greet him immediately.

Lowering his head to smell the faint lingering perfume on himself, Lucia shrugged, calm and composed.

“It does smell good. I’ll ask for you next time~”

Maria, who heard their conversation, just smiled. Already pregnant with her second child, she had long adopted the demeanor of an empress, choosing to turn a blind eye to her boyfriend’s occasional dalliances.

…..

Unlike the leisurely Parisian core enjoying their rest day, Real Madrid players couldn’t rest easy after this defeat.

First, key midfielder Casemiro offered his excuse in a media interview: “Every 50- 50 ball decision was in favor of Paris Saint-Germain!”

Subsequently, a frustrated Ramos directly played a numbers game on social media: “Stop the nonsense. Real Madrid has reached the Champions League final four times and lifted the trophy three times in five years!! See you at the Bernabéu!!”

Fortunately, Real Madrid at this time wasn’t as prone to causing trouble as they would be in the future after refusing to attend the Ballon d’Or ceremony. The referee in charge of the match did not suffer online abuse leading to his own children questioning if he was a thief.

Paris Saint-Germain, having secured a big victory, was also not deemed to have stolen a victory that rightfully belonged to Real Madrid.

However, netizens were quite displeased with Casemiro’s and Ramos’s responses. One blamed the referee for the loss, while the other brought up the team’s history.

What, are they bullying little PSG for not having a Champions League trophy??

-[Damn, my Brother Lu has reached the Champions League final twice and lifted the trophy twice in two Champions League seasons, that’s even more impressive!]

-[Don’t they know how their own Champions League titles were won? Offside goals, doping, none of that is mentioned??]

-[Let’s be rational. Which prestigious club hasn’t had controversial referee decisions? But Real Madrid was indeed a bit arrogant, and now they’re slapped in the face after mocking us before the match!]

-[It’s really boring to compare history and trophies when you can’t beat someone. Can’t we just stick to the facts? Why do they have to pull out ‘what titles do you have?’ ‘how many Champions Leagues do you have?’ to belittle others!]

-[I’m sorry, this is football, this is competition, and it’s all about titles!!]

-[Exactly, in the Champions League, PSG is just a small fry, not even worthy of tying Real Madrid’s shoelaces!]

-[Actually, Ramos only has three Champions League trophies. Compared to Lucia’s even more explosive stats, you have no right to mock him!]

-[It’s normal for him to speak for the team as captain. Let’s take it easy. My Brother Lu doesn’t even bother with verbal sparring now; he just lets his strength do the talking~]

-[Hahaha, indeed, only by letting strength speak can you confidently carry girls to victory. I envy my Brother Lu every day, Lisa seems to be practically glued to him!]

-[Lucia and she are just good friends. Don’t defile my goddess; she’s a member of the Thai royal family, her private life is very pure, okay!]

-[Believe that nonsense, bro. Take my advice, just look at the photos, don’t be fooled by a pure face. Usually, the purer they look, the bigger the contrast!]

-[If I show you a back view, you can’t imagine how proactive she is~]

-[You experienced drivers know more. Enough said, I’m going to watch tonight’s Red Devils Champions League match!]

The unfortunate soul who stayed up for 90 minutes not only didn’t receive a reply from his goddess, but the defending champions also lost 0- 1 at home to Valencia.

Manchester Museum’s new talent, Félix, couldn’t help the team, and Pogba, who only wanted to showcase his attacking talent, was successfully surrounded by opponents.

Looking at the dire situation, all Manchester United fans had only one feeling: without Lucia, this really won’t work!!