One Punch Man: Double Godly Start Chapter 094

“W-wife?!”

Lolis reacted strongly.

She didn’t understand “boyfriend and girlfriend,” but she knew what “wife” meant.

“She is neither my girlfriend nor my wife.”

Bai Ye could only deny it again.

“Oh… is that so?”

The female shop assistant looked surprised.

“She’s my younger sister.”

To avoid any unnecessary trouble, Bai Ye added.

When the female shop assistant immediately assumed Lolis was his girlfriend, he realized that this ladies’ clothing store probably only allowed women inside.

If he had no relation to Lolis, he might have been directly kicked out by the staff.

“When did I become…”

Lolis was about to question Bai Ye when he directly covered her mouth with his hand.

Then, with his other hand, he pulled Lolis deeper into the store to look at clothes.

Only when they were out of the shop assistant’s sight did Bai Ye release her.

“It’s just pretending, don’t make such a fuss.”

Bai Ye explained.

“Why do we need to pretend?”

Lolis asked, confused.

Bai Ye was too lazy to explain much to Lolis and said directly, “Do you want people to think of you as my sister, or as my wife?”

“Hmm…”

Lolis was momentarily speechless.

“Then…then sister, I guess. Wife is too much…”

Even though she was an alien, Lolis understood what “wife” implied.

After all, in the One-Punch Man worldview, humans, dogs, and even aliens all spoke Japanese, so there was no language barrier.

“Alright, let’s not talk about this anymore. Just pick out your clothes quickly, and then we can go back.”

Bai Ye urged.

As for why Lolis’s presence in the store didn’t cause panic among the staff, it was because her third eye on her forehead could be closed…

Aside from her third eye and elf ears, which were characteristic of monsters, Lolis was essentially indistinguishable from a human in other aspects.

However, elf ears weren’t really a big deal and weren’t enough to cause panic.

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As an alien, Lolis was still a girl, and subconsciously she loved beauty and pretty things.

Lolis, who had been indifferent to new clothes initially, was now excitedly picking out beautiful dresses.

“Don’t just keep picking those. Why don’t you pick out some underwear first?”

Seeing Lolis continuously picking out skirts, jeans, and dresses, Bai Ye couldn’t help but remind her.

“Underwear? What’s that?”

Lolis immediately asked.

“It’s those things.”

Bai Ye pointed in a certain direction, where various types of women’s underwear were displayed.

“So those things are called underwear…”

Lolis nodded slightly.

Seeing Lolis’s reaction, Bai Ye couldn’t help but ask, “Don’t tell me you’ve never worn any…?”

“Yeah, why would I wear those things?”

Lolis immediately retorted.

“……”

Bai Ye was momentarily speechless, unsure where to begin explaining to Lolis.

“Whatever, if you really don’t want to wear it, then don’t.”

Bai Ye was too lazy to explain so much to Lolis.

He also didn’t want to force his views on Lolis, as long as Lolis didn’t do anything excessive.

After that, Lolis didn’t even glance at the underwear again.

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“How about this one?”

“This one?”

“And this one?”

At this moment, Lolis had chosen a pile of dresses, unfolding them and holding them up against herself, insisting on asking Bai Ye for his opinion.

“Don’t ask me. I don’t have any eye for helping people choose clothes.”

Bai Ye said expressionlessly.

“Just help me take a quick look, please. I’ll just use it as a small reference.”

Lolis’s tone was almost like she was pouting.

“Honestly, it doesn’t really matter. With your face and figure, nothing would look bad on you, so my opinion is irrelevant.”

Bai Ye said frankly.

People with good features and good figures look good no matter what they wear.

It’s usually those with average or unattractive looks who need to study fashion to try and look better.

Clearly, Lolis belonged to the former category.

Moreover, Bai Ye didn’t really enjoy helping others choose clothes. This was because, before he transmigrated, he had been dragged by his mother to shop for hours more than once, either looking at clothes or on the way to look at clothes, which was naturally a torturous experience…

“…What do you mean? Are you saying I’m pretty?”

Lolis was a little slow to react.

“That’s what I mean. Anyway, you’re pretty no matter what, so there’s no need to ask me.”

At this point, Bai Ye glanced at the time on his phone. “Also, hurry up, it’s getting late.”

“What the heck? Even if you say I’m pretty, I won’t marry you…”

Lolis muttered softly.

“…What kind of strange thought process is that?”

Bai Ye was speechless. “No one is asking you to marry me. Just hurry up.”

Subsequently, guided by the shop assistant, Lolis tried on clothes in the fitting room.

She tried on all the clothes she had chosen, and Lolis wanted to take almost every single one.

Then she had the shop assistant pack them all up.

“You’re really not being polite at all… But maybe you don’t know these clothes have to be paid for?”

Seeing this, Bai Ye immediately complained.

“Aren’t I just supposed to take them? They need to be paid for?”

Lolis asked.

Bai Ye knew from Lolis’s reaction that he had guessed correctly.

Buying things is a transaction, and transactions require money. It was the same on other planets.

But Lolis did have a brother who was known as the “Cosmic Overlord”…

Coupled with Lolis’s own strong power, in such circumstances, anyone who knew her, even if they didn’t try to curry favor with her, wouldn’t dare to charge her money. Over time, she had grown accustomed to such treatment.

“Otherwise, what did you think?”

Bai Ye retorted.

“Oh no, I don’t have this planet’s currency…”

Lolis felt a sense of dread.

“These clothes won’t cost much. I’ll pay for them for you first, just remember to pay me back later.”

Bai Ye paid for Lolis’s clothes without hesitation.

“Okay.”

Lolis readily agreed.

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After getting Lolis’s affairs mostly settled, Bai Ye continued to accumulate points.

This time, he used the Wood Clone Jutsu to summon multiple wood clones to simultaneously apprehend bounty criminals in other cities.

Although the wood clones were not as strong as his main body, they were more than enough to deal with ordinary bounty criminals.

[Points: 130]

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[Points: 395]

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[Points: 750]

Bai Ye’s efficiency in acquiring points increased dramatically.

Soon, he would be able to gather a complete pair of Rinnegan…

Although a single Rinnegan could use basic ocular jutsu and become a Ten-Tails Jinchuriki, it was ultimately not as perfect as a complete pair of Rinnegan.

The pair of Rinnegan in the point shop belonged to Uchiha Madara. If he could gather a complete pair, he would be able to master Madara’s unique Rinnegan techniques such as “Limbo: Border Jail” and “Chibaku Tensei”…

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