Chapter 301 Yumi: “Since you are also a cat now, Master…” (Ch 301)

“you……”
Rango stared at the black-haired boy in front of him, scratched his head unconsciously, and was speechless for a moment, not knowing where to start.
“Boss! I’m coming too!”
Venom popped its head out from behind the boy’s neck, proudly showing off its exploits to Rango.
“I pushed him along all the way, through countless worlds, before I finally found you, Boss!”
“Uh…” Rango frowned, looking confused. “Why are you all so nervous? Are you in trouble?”
Number Five nodded quickly, and then dumped out everything that happened at the transmitter tower: the betrayal of the Lord, the lack of spiritual power of the seven siblings, the crisis of the four talismans…
After hearing all this, Rango’s eyes widened instantly, his face full of shock.
“So…” He opened his arms and exclaimed, “I’ve been here for more than a year, and only ten minutes have passed over your side?”
“Yes, the speed of time in different worlds is different. What’s more,…” Number Five looked around and said seriously, “This world and our world are not in the same universe, so the time difference is naturally greater.”
Rango nodded slightly and remained silent.
This kid’s ability to travel through time and space is so powerful that it is astonishing. I’m afraid even Yumi’s magic book can’t reach his level.
He was not in a hurry to follow them back immediately. After all, the speed of time flowing in the two worlds was so different. Delaying here for a few minutes should not have much impact on them.
Rango glanced at the people around him who were staring at him with wide eyes, and a hint of embarrassment appeared on his face.
This is… I was just encouraging them to develop a base on Mars and prepare for long-term residence, but as soon as I finished speaking, this kid suddenly showed up.
Damn it, it doesn’t come when it should, but comes exactly when it shouldn’t.
“Boss…”
Qiangba slapped his forehead with his big hand. After rubbing the top of his head with only three hairs left, he asked cautiously, “Should we proceed as planned and continue to survey Mars and repair the spacecraft, or should we wait until you finish your work and come back?”
“Hey, are you out of your mind?” One-Eyed Pili bumped him with his shoulder speechlessly, “Over there is the boss’s world. The boss has been waiting for more than a year just for them to pick him up. How could he come back?”
“ah?”
Hearing this, Qiangba’s mouth instantly opened into an “O” shape, “What should we do if the boss doesn’t come back? How can we build the Mars base? Right, Mark?”
The bespectacled fat boy winked at Mark as he spoke. From his expression, it was obvious that he didn’t want Rango to abandon them and leave.
Seeing them like this, Mark smiled helplessly, and then said to Rango seriously: “Go, brother, don’t worry about our thoughts, your friends are still waiting for you over there.”
“mark……”
Rango looked at these friends with whom he had spent many boring days – Mark, Qiangba, One-Eyed Thunderbolt, and Stitch, who was holding his ears and not making a sound but had a gleam of joy in his eyes.
After thinking for a moment, he asked, “Qiangba, what will be the consequences if you fail to catch Stitch and take him back?”
Qiangba was stunned for a moment, glanced at Stitch who was grinning at him on the ground, and answered truthfully: “I might stay in prison for the rest of my life. In fact, even if I bring him back, I will probably still have to go to jail. After all, my research violated a lot of laws… hehe, it’s true.”
Rango nodded slightly, then turned his gaze to One-Eyed Thunderbolt, “What about you, One-Eyed? How is your situation?”
“Me?” One-Eyed Thunderbolt shrugged and said nonchalantly, “I will probably be fired, but to be honest, I’m tired of the rules of the Interstellar Alliance.”
“Very good.” Rango’s smile became even brighter. He lowered his head and looked at Stitch on the ground, raising his eyebrows. “Kid, do you want to go back to the Star Alliance?”
“No!” Stitch shook his head violently, his eyes widened, and he stared at Rango nervously, fearing that the other party would suddenly decide to take him back.
“That’s right!” Rango clapped his hands and raised his voice. “Since Stitch doesn’t want to, and if you two can’t take him back, you will face the risk of imprisonment and losing your positions, why don’t you come with me!”
“Hmm? Let’s go together?”
“Going to your world, boss?”
The five eyes of Qiangba and One-Eyed Thunderbolt widened instantly, as if they had not yet recovered from Rango’s proposal.
Rango thought they needed time to think, and was about to add fuel to the fire to convince them.
However, before he could open his mouth, he heard two “bangs”, and the two guys knelt on the ground again, hugging Rango’s thighs tightly, just like last time.
“That’s it, Boss!”
“Let’s go, let’s go now! I don’t want to stay in this damn place for even a moment!”
Rango shook his head in amusement. “Fuck, you two really have no spine.”
He looked down at Stitch, who seemed to be still weighing whether to return to the Star Alliance or follow Rango.
He looked at Rango carefully, then showed a frustrated expression and nodded weakly.
If he returns to the Interstellar Alliance, he will go to jail. If he stays with Rango, at most he will be beaten. And if he is obedient, he may not even get beaten.
Compared to freedom, getting beaten up a few times doesn’t seem like much…
After making up his mind, Stitch retracted his newly grown fangs, put on a cute smile, and began rubbing Rango’s calves, trying to reduce the number of beatings by acting cute.
After dealing with these three Star Boys, Rango turned his attention to the last one, Mark.
Over the past year or so, Rango has gotten to know Mark well.
Mark was an astronaut on a space station docking mission more than two years ago when he accidentally lost contact with his companions and crashed directly onto Mars due to a spacecraft malfunction.
In all this time, no astronaut from Earth has come to Mars to look for him.
People on Earth must have believed that he was dead a long time ago, and may have even posthumously named him a martyr. They would never have imagined that he had survived alone on Mars for so long.
Despite such difficulties, Mark never complained too much.
He was self-sufficient, living alone on Mars on the potatoes he grew, until he met Rango.
“Hey man, come with me.” Rango grabbed Mark’s arm and said sincerely, “As an astronaut, how can you only look at the starry sky? Anyway, you don’t have family and friends, so why not go to my universe and see the new starry sky.”
“I?”
Mark looked at his friend’s expectant eyes and couldn’t help but look embarrassed. “To be honest, Rango, I really don’t want to leave here. I…”
He smiled sheepishly and continued, “I want to be the first human on Earth to make Mars my home and live out my life there.”
“The first human on Mars?” Rango repeated.
“That’s right, imagine, Rango. Decades later, when a new astronaut sets foot on Mars and proudly declares, ‘This is a small step for me, but a giant leap for mankind’, I suddenly appear from behind him. Can you imagine what that guy’s expression will be? Hahahaha…”
When Mark said this, his face flushed with excitement. He held Rango’s shoulders tightly with both hands and was a little incoherent with excitement.
“This is my dream, Rango! This is the dream of all astronauts! And I am turning this dream into reality! Do you think there is anything I can’t be satisfied with?”
“……”
Rango looked at the man in front of him with a happy smile on his face. After thinking for a while, he raised his arm…
“Ouch! Rango, what are you doing? You’re strangling me!”
“Stop talking nonsense! I don’t want to see my friend die alone on Mars! What if you get sick here? There won’t even be a place to get treated!”
“Then… let my remains remain on Mars. Use the remains of pioneers to remind future astronauts of the greatness and dangers of Mars. Isn’t that romantic?”
“Romance is bullshit! Don’t even think about staying here! When you return to my world, I’ll introduce you to some beautiful girls. When you have a wife and kids, you won’t want to go back to Mars anymore!”
“You…you are so vicious!”
Just like that, Rango held Mark with one arm and Stitch’s neck with the other hand, and took them directly into the time and space portal opened by No. 5.
Seeing that Rango had already gone in, the rest of Qiangba and others, fearing that they would be abandoned, also jumped in!
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At this moment in the launch tower, accompanied by a loud bang, the Holy Lord decisively pulled down the red wrench on the console!
The next second, countless electric currents rose on the electric chair, enveloping the six people sitting on it in a circular circle of electric current.
Immediately afterwards, countless electric currents leaped up on the electric chair, tightly enveloping the six people sitting on it in a bright circular circle of electric current.
Colorful spiritual power was drawn from them like flowing water, and was continuously transported to the top of the transmission tower through electric current.
In just a moment, the towering spire was filled with brilliant colorful energy, like a volcano about to erupt, ready to go.
The Holy Lord looked up at the scale and saw that the pointer was rising rapidly like an arrow, breaking through sixty in an instant, and then soaring all the way. In the blink of an eye, it was approaching the threshold of ninety, and was about to reach the 100% energy storage required to destroy the Dark Tower.
“Hahaha, after all this trouble, I finally managed to store up enough energy!”
The Holy Lord glanced triumphantly at the six people groaning in pain on the electric chairs, as well as the super-powered couple who were firmly controlled by the mud and stone giant in the corner, and said, “Just keep your eyes open and watch. When the Dark Tower collapses and the demons dance wildly, you will witness with your own eyes the glorious moment of my coronation as king! Hahahaha…”
“Boom!”
Suddenly, the Holy Lord’s wild laughter stopped abruptly!
A huge fat man who seemed to weigh at least five or six hundred pounds appeared out of nowhere and pressed down on the Holy Lord like a small mountain!
“here it is……”
Qiangba looked around blankly. In this vast space, lightning flashed, dazzling.
“Where’s the golden dragon man that the boss mentioned?”
“Idiot, it’s under your ass!” One-Eye, No. 5 and others jumped down from the portal in mid-air.
While responding to the one-eyed man, No. 5 hurried to the control console. When he saw that the pointer was at 95% and had not yet reached 100%, he couldn’t help but breathe a sigh of relief and quickly pulled the wrench back to its original position.
You know, once the energy reaches 100%, even if you pull the wrench back, you can’t stop the tower’s energy attack.
In an instant, the current retracted and everything returned to normal.
At the same time, Qiangba and Duyan also found the Holy Lord under their buttocks. They took out their laser weapons without hesitation and fired fiercely at the Holy Lord!
Those laser beams, which were powerful enough to penetrate dozens of meters of steel plates, encountered no obstacles when they hit the Holy Lord, leaving shocking blood holes on his body.
But before they could be happy for a few seconds, a deafening roar echoed in the launch tower.
A flash of white light appeared on the Holy Lord’s body, and all his injuries were instantly healed. He swung his tail, and with such a powerful force, he threw Qiangba and Duyan out, and they hit the wall heavily.
“Enough!”
The Holy Lord’s eyes were wide open, and he was filled with rage.
He stared at Qiangba and Duyan, and roared angrily: “I’ve had enough of you guys who keep interrupting me! This boring game ends here! I’m going to kill you all!”
“Huh?” Qiang Ba was stunned when he heard this, and said speechlessly: “Brother, are you mistaken? We just arrived.”
“Shut up!”
The Holy Lord has lost his patience and doesn’t want to waste any more time talking.
He opened his five claws and a transformation ray shot out, instantly turning the two sudden monsters into the size of ants.
Then, he raised his foot to crush it!
But at this critical moment, a powerful force suddenly attacked from behind!
Just as he was about to turn around, a pair of arms as hard as alloy had already locked his neck tightly!
“Rango!” Elastigirl, who had transformed into a kitten, shouted in surprise when she saw the familiar figure.
Rango smiled at her, then continued to maintain the naked choke position with his arms, and clamped his legs tightly around the Holy Lord’s waist, with his entire body pressed on the evil dragon.
According to No. 5’s previous description, among the strange abilities displayed by the Holy Lord, only the ability to turn anything into an animal at will made him feel fearful.
He had seen this ability once in Dracula, but when the Lord used it, he was not as free as Dracula, and he needed to use his fingers to shoot deformation rays.
Therefore, Rango deliberately appeared a few seconds late, and while Qiangba and the others were attracting the Holy Lord’s attention, he launched a surprise attack from the rear.
“Venom!” Rango gave an order, and the venom instantly turned into a black chain, tightly wrapped around the Holy Lord’s hands, making his fingers unable to stretch and no longer able to emit the deadly transformation ray.
“Damn it, you bastards!” The Holy Lord pulled outward with all his might with his arms, but without the power of the Bull Talisman, his strength was far from enough to break free from Rango and Venom’s restraints.
Rango pressed his head against the Holy Lord’s and said in a deep voice, “Old Dragon, you betrayed my trust in you. I brought you here because I believed in you, but you betrayed me!”
“Is this your first time meeting me? In the dark world, who doesn’t know that I, the Holy Lord, am famous for not keeping my word?”
“Fuck, this is the first time I’ve met you! Do you think you’re right?!”
Buzz——!
Two blazing rays of light instantly burst out from Rango’s eyes, shooting straight at the back of the Holy Lord’s head, encountering only a little resistance before piercing through it!
But this guy’s healing ability is in no way inferior to the [Super Self-Healing] he got from the venom. With a flash of white light, the Holy Lord’s forehead returned to its original state.
“We have to take out all the talismans in this guy’s body. They’re in his chest. Just reach in and stir them!” Teddy and Yumi, who came from afar, reminded anxiously.
“Talisman?” Upon hearing this, Rango immediately had an idea in his mind and a surprised smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
He freed one hand, and with a shining blue fist, he suddenly thrust it into the Holy Lord’s chest from behind!
“Yeah!”
Teddy clapped his hands excitedly. As long as he took out the talisman representing the power of the Holy Lord, this guy would definitely die!
At this moment, a gentle voice suddenly sounded beside him: “Um…you are Teddy, right?”
Teddy turned his head and saw that the person who spoke was a simple-looking man who looked a bit like a Hollywood star. He raised his eyebrows and asked, “What’s the matter, Jason Bourne?”
“Uh, haha, Rango often calls me that, but I think I’m much more handsome than that guy.”
Mark smiled, held out his hand, and introduced himself enthusiastically to Teddy: “You can call me Mark. I’m an astronaut.”
“Astronaut?”
Teddy widened his eyes in confusion. Where on earth had Rango gone? Why did he come back with not only two monsters but also a human astronaut?
“Oh yeah, this is Stitch.”
Mark suddenly picked up Stitch, who was scratching his ears on the ground, and greeted Teddy, “This is our pet on Mars. What do you think? Doesn’t it look like you?”
“…….”
Teddy looked at the blue koala in front of him, who was almost as tall as him, and his expression suddenly became unhappy.
Holy shit, this guy actually found a replacement for himself? !
boom–!
Just when Teddy was about to teach Stitch a lesson, a huge explosion suddenly erupted in the launch tower!
The Holy Lord, who was firmly controlled by Rango, lowered his head as if he had lost his life. In the air, an invisible existence was spraying dragon-shaped flames at Rango.
Seeing this, he quickly reminded: “That is his soul. He can leave his body!”
Rango blocked the Holy Lord’s body in front of him, his face speechless.
I didn’t tell myself earlier that I had this ability.
His palm groped inside the Holy Lord’s chest, but apart from sticky blood and internal organs, he did not find any talismans with extraordinary powers.
At this moment, the Holy Lord’s soul form suspended in midair sneered contemptuously: “The talisman was transformed by my power, so naturally only I can transform it into a physical form and take it out. You are so naive to think that you can take away something that belongs to me by just picking through my chest. It’s really ridiculous.”
The next second, he lightly tapped his fingers, and countless transforming rays burst out instantly!
On the ground, no matter whether it was Qiangba, One-Eye, Teddy, Mark or the others, they had no way to escape. They were hit by the sudden light and instantly turned into cats and dogs the size of a palm.
Only Rango, relying on the system and his own keen perception and warning, dodged this round of attacks at an extremely fast speed.
However, even though he managed to dodge the first round of light attacks, when the Saint’s ten claws all glowed with fluorescence and hundreds of transforming rays surged in like a tide, no matter how fast he was, he could not completely avoid the attack of so many rays.
While dodging, Rango’s ankle was unfortunately hit and he instantly turned into a blue and gold kitten!
“Watfake?!”
Rango raised his hands in shock, but all he saw were two pink fleshy palms.
“This…I was actually tricked?!”
“Hahaha, the Winchester kid!”
Upon seeing this, the Holy Lord shrank back into his body, his eyes flashing red, and he looked at Rango coldly, saying hatefully: “You are the one who deserves to die the most here! You bastard are not only Anderson’s grandson, but also Dracula’s son-in-law! I’ll kill you first!”
After saying this, the Holy Lord lightly touched the kitten that Rango had transformed into, and it floated in the air.
Then the guy opened his huge mouth, hooked his fingers slightly, and a buoyancy surrounded Rango, slowly pulling him towards the bloody mouth.
“You f*cking… actually want to eat me?!”
Rango was furious and clenched his cat claws. In an instant, two blue rays of light rose up like flames and wrapped around his claws.
He didn’t use Atomic Fist before in order to avoid hurting his companions, but this time it seems that he has no choice but to use it.
Rango stretched out his hand and was ready to stuff a nuclear explosion into the Holy Lord’s mouth!
But just as he was about to touch the ferocious giant mouth, the Holy Lord’s body suddenly trembled violently, as if it was being kneaded into various distorted shapes by invisible hands.
Under Rango’s gaze, the Holy Lord’s body seemed to turn into a ball of mud, and was finally frozen into an abstract dragon shape. With an unwilling roar, seven talismans suddenly burst out of his body, suspended in the air, shining brightly.
Without the protection of the talisman, the once invincible Holy Lord gradually became stiff and eventually shrank into a ball, turning into a dragon-shaped statue that stood still.
“this……”
Rango was stunned. He stretched out his hind legs and scratched his head. He was just about to attack with all his strength, but how come this guy suddenly turned into a statue?
And this spell…
At this moment, in front of his eyes, seven talismans symbolizing various powerful super powers were floating around him, as if they were the trophies he deserved.
“It’s a question of balancing yin and yang.”
The psychic child on the electric chair suddenly spoke with a hint of timidity in his voice, “When he took out the tiger talisman just now, I vaguely heard him say that the talisman could balance the conflicting forces. But in order to charge up the energy of the transmission tower, he took out the tiger talisman, and then frequently used his superpowers to fight with you, so… the balance was broken.”
“Oh~~~”
Rango suddenly realized and nodded, “That makes sense. It’s really his own fault… eh?”
Before he could finish his words, he suddenly felt a chill behind him and a wet feeling coming from the base of his tail.
Rango turned around suddenly and shouted angrily: “Yuumi, what are you licking?!”
“I’m sorry Master, but… you’re a cat now anyway, so you should be okay, right?”
“…….”