Chapter 276 A bunch of uncool guys (Ch 276)

“Ohhh…”
Lucifer quickly stood in front of Rango, separating him from the three people who rushed in.
The guy opened his arms and said enthusiastically: “What’s up, bro!”
“How dare you come back here, you damn bastard!”
The leader, the most burly man, grabbed Lucifer by the collar and continued angrily, “What kind of promise did you make to us when we fell into hell together? Huh?”
Lucifer raised one eyebrow slightly, lost in memory, and said slowly: “Ah… It seems like we share good fortune and misfortune, and stick together through thick and thin, right?”
“But how did you do it?!”
The sturdy man stared at Lucifer, his tone full of dissatisfaction, “This is ridiculous! I, Abaddon, am the Holy Angel of Death in Heaven. Even Jesus’ resurrection was done by me. As God’s most pious messenger, I have suffered endless suffering in hell just because I believed your lies! Now, I have to face the threat of that old thing Satan!”
“Hey, man, don’t be so angry, OK? I came to hell to deal with Satan.” Lucifer patted the sturdy man’s shoulder, trying to comfort him, and muttered in a low voice, “Besides…it was obviously you who got tired of the dullness of heaven and took the initiative to ask me to come down to earth to find excitement.”
“you……”
“Stop it, Abaddon!”
Just as the sturdy man was about to curse a few more times in anger, a voice came from behind to stop him.
A middle-aged man in a white suit, who looked like a business elite, stepped forward and waved his hand at Abaddon. “Let him go. Don’t forget, at least he was our leader. Now we have more pressing enemies to deal with.”
After hearing this, although Abaddon was unwilling, he still let go of Lucifer’s collar, glared at him fiercely, and remained silent.
Lucifer smiled and said, “Duma, you are still as rational and considerate as before…”
“Haha, believe me, Lucifer.” The man in a suit called Duma smiled sinisterly and said harshly, “Unless you tell us how to open the gate of hell, you won’t be able to sneak back to the human world so easily this time!”
At this time, Rango, who was at the back, couldn’t help but look at Duma a few more times after hearing his name.
According to Quigmar, this Duma is not only the angel of wisdom beside God, but also the silent angel of death who holds the power of death. After his fall, his strength has not decreased, but he has become one of the most powerful demons in hell.
If Lucifer is the Goat among the fallen angels, then this Duma is the executive deputy goat…
Here, Lucifer was still explaining the changes of Satan to his former colleagues, and then he patted his chest and promised: “But don’t worry, I brought the strong men of the world with me this time. If we join forces, even if we can’t kill God, it will be easy to kill Satan.”
“So the people you called also include the guy who destroyed Azazel?”
At this time, a sharp voice sounded, and a man with red skin and a bad look locked his eyes on Rango, “Boy, you killed Azazel, right?”
“Hmm~” Rango looked at the guy in front of him and was about to say something when Lucifer on the side immediately whispered a few reminders.
This red-skinned demon is called Mostima, and before his fall, like Azazel, he was one of the leaders of Heaven’s Guardian Angels.
Fak…
After hearing this, Rango couldn’t help but curse inwardly. It turned out that all the demons in this hell were transformed from angels. There wasn’t a single native-born demon!
How is this different from an invasion of alien species?
He suddenly felt a little sympathy for Satan. If he had been sealed for tens of thousands of years and found that his territory had been occupied by a group of angels from the enemy camp when he came out, he would probably be furious and want to settle accounts with them and destroy them.
Facing Mostima’s hostile gaze, Rango shrugged and smiled, saying nonchalantly: “If you want to avenge him, then hurry up. I’m in a hurry now.”
Mostima was stunned when he heard this. Even Lucifer in the past had never looked down on him like this. The arrogance of this human was beyond imagination.
He pushed Lucifer who was blocking Rango away, approached Rango, narrowed his eyes, and said in a deep voice: “Azazel gave up 90% of his strength for his journey to the human world. If you think that you can easily defeat him in the human world, you can also defeat us in hell, then you are wrong.”
“well……”
Rango sighed. He realized that after Lucifer’s attempt to show his power had failed, these demons also wanted to show their power to them.
In this case…
boom–!
The wall of the tavern suddenly collapsed, and two figures shot out from inside!
With one hand, Rango tightly grasped Mastema’s throat, and with the other hand, which shone with a faint blue light, he smashed Mastema’s head with fists like a rainstorm.
“I kindly invited you to fight Satan together, but you insisted on forcing me to do it.”
The fist light was like a sharp razor, and most of Mostima’s red head was cut off before it could withstand a few punches.
However, a hint of clarity after the shock flashed in Mostima’s eyes. His arms suddenly expanded, and the sharp finger blades pointed directly at Rango’s waist!
Bang!
There was a sound of metal clashing, but the disembowelment that Mostima had expected did not happen. Instead, his claws were broken first.
Buzz——!
While Mostima was distracted, two lasers burst out from Rango’s eyes, piercing his heart and leaving a cloud of black smoke.
“Is this all you can do, man?” Rango lowered his head and sneered at Mostima, who had only half a head left and a big hole in his chest.
Although Mostima’s expression was grim, there was no fear in his eyes. He even fought back: “I should be the one asking you this!”
Before he finished speaking, a pair of black wings suddenly spread out behind him. With a light wave, a strong hurricane blew Rango back in an instant.
The hurricane, as sharp as a blade, blew at Rango’s body, instantly cutting his clothes into pieces.
Unfortunately, just like Mostima’s attack before, this guy’s moves so far seem powerless in front of Rango’s solid defense.
Amidst the flying sand and rocks, Rango calmly pressed the button on his watch. Then, the battle suit that Tony had carefully repaired in the Minion Lab was covered on him again as smoothly as flowing water.
However, what was unexpected was that as soon as this suit that could withstand the high temperature and huge tearing force of bullets appeared, it was easily torn open by the hurricane caused by Mostima’s wings.
“What the hell…it can’t even stop a demon’s attack. Tony’s technology is too unreliable!”
Rango couldn’t help but curse. Since the battle suit couldn’t stop the opponent’s attack, he had to fight quickly and decisively.
It was his first time in hell, and he didn’t want to go fight Satan with his bare bottom.
He keenly sensed Mostima’s position and instantly soared into the sky.
When he looked down at Mostima who was staring at him coldly on the ground, he shot out without hesitation.
With his hot eyes clearing the way and his fists clenched tightly with blue light flashing on them, Rango, with huge impact force, blasted towards Mostima like a meteorite.
Faced with his fierce attack, Mostima showed no intention of dodging.
The huge black wings behind this guy were like a shield, ready to withstand Rango’s attack.
Boom!
As Rango landed, the entire western wilderness seemed to tremble, with dust flying everywhere, covering the sky and the sun.
He gave Mostima a hard blow with all his might, but when he looked at the guy in front of him, he couldn’t help but tilt his head.
Lucifer, this out-of-place guy, appeared out of nowhere, also spreading his black wings, to help Mostima block the attack.
“you…..”
Looking at the silly grin on this guy’s face and his wings without any signs of damage, he raised an eyebrow and was about to say something, but Mostima on the opposite side pushed Lucifer hard with an unhappy look on his face.
“Wotfa? What are you doing? Do you think I need your help?!” Mostima accused angrily.
Lucifer didn’t say anything, but smiled and pointed at Mostima’s head which was half beaten.
But in the next second, a black light flashed on Mostima’s body, and all the injuries on his body were healed in an instant, even the tattered clothes were restored to their original state.
Seeing this scene, Rango couldn’t help but reveal a little envy in his eyes.
His self-healing ability may be stronger than any of them, but he can only heal his body and not his clothes.
Even though Lucifer was blocking him, Mostima still glared at Rango relentlessly.
“Kid, the match just now wasn’t even a warm-up. Don’t really think you are my opponent.” He sneered.
Rango waved his hand casually and said calmly: “If you are unhappy, we can continue.”
“OK! Stop it guys!” Lucifer interrupted the argument. He patted Rango on the shoulder, signaling him to calm down, then looked at Mostima and asked curiously, “Why didn’t I know that you had such a good relationship with Azazel? I remember that guy only had me as a friend in heaven. As for you, you are just a competitor for power. I don’t feel bad for that guy’s death, so why are you pretending to be heartbroken about losing a close friend? Are you trying to scare me?”
Mostima said nothing, but just snorted coldly, then turned and walked towards Duma, as if he didn’t care about Lucifer’s thoughts at all.
At this moment, looking at Duma, Beelzebub, Abaddon and Mostima not far away, Lucifer didn’t know what he was thinking of, and a sneer appeared at the corner of his mouth.
Witnessing this, Rango stepped forward, stood side by side with Lucifer, and looked at the four people, saying casually: “It seems that your position as the King of Hell is not so popular. None of your former colleagues are afraid of you.”
Lucifer’s face showed a trace of misery when he heard this. He sighed and said, “Alas, it’s all my fault for being too lenient with them. But it doesn’t matter. I have made new friends in the human world now.”
As he spoke, his hand had quietly rested on Rango’s waist, stroking it gently, and said with a smile: “Good brother, as long as you are by my side, it is enough for me.”
“…If you want to touch me in the future, at least turn yourself into a woman first.”
Rango rolled his eyes helplessly, pushed him away, and then took the initiative to walk towards the four powerful fallen angels and demons from the ninth floor.
He pointed his finger at Mostima and said solemnly, “If you really want to avenge Yellow Eyes, I can fight you one-on-one in a fair and just manner after I have dealt with Satan.”
Mostima’s face looked a little ugly. In the past tens of thousands of years, the other party was the first human who had hurt him. No, not only humans, but all the creatures in hell had never hurt him like today. Even Lucifer had never hit him.
But the human in front of him not only made a big hole in his chest, but also smashed half of his head. All this happened under the watchful eyes of Lucifer, Duma and others… Damn, he really lost face this time.
“Hmph.” Mostima suppressed his inner anger and snorted coldly, “I hope your soul tastes better.”
“……”
Rango shrugged. He was used to this kind of threat and didn’t care. He turned to look at Lucifer, nodded and said, “Let’s continue with the previous topic. Don’t you know where Satan is hiding? Take us to find him.”
Seeing that the situation had calmed down again, Lucifer smiled slightly, turned his gaze to Duma, and said, “Together? Buddy, don’t tell me that you have surrendered to Satan.”
“Do you think the devil will accept the loyalty of the fallen angels?” Duma replied coldly, then glanced at Rango and the others, and without much hesitation, he nodded slightly and said: “Lead the way, if we don’t get rid of Satan, we will die sooner or later.”
Hearing this, Rango also breathed a sigh of relief.
After all the trouble, I finally got to see the real owner.
——————————
Not long after, a strange scene took place on this desolate land.
A carriage pulled by six horses wrapped in flames was galloping across the wilderness at an astonishing speed.
On the carriage, four great demons including Duma sat on it with extraordinary momentum.
On one side, running side by side with it, or even faster than it, was a bus transformed from a pack of wolves.
A dozen little wolf cubs gathered together tightly, turned into wheels, rolled rapidly on the ground, and supported the entire wolf cart to move forward courageously.
At this time, Teddy looked at the carriage not far away, and recalled the brief encounter with those big demons in the tavern just now. He couldn’t help but ask Lucifer: “Have you been like this from the beginning, or did you become like this after you fell?”
Lucifer was leaning on a chair made of wolf skin. Hearing this, he turned around and asked in confusion, “What’s this and that? What do you mean?”
“That’s it…” Teddy scratched his head and said with a strange look in his eyes, “You were high-ranking officials in heaven before, and now you are kings and lords in hell. At the worst, you are equivalent to gods. But why do you look so unimpressive, and the whole painting style looks so messed up.”
Lucifer shook his head seriously and said earnestly: “Dude, don’t think like that. Pretending to be a god is a very tiring job. Now that we have fallen into hell, of course we have to do as we please. And…”
He pointed around, a smile on his face: “At least they are still sitting in a carriage. Look at us, it’s obviously us who are even less impressive.”
“…….”