Chapter 264 A “pleasant” meeting with Lucifer (Ch 264)

Late at night and in the early hours of the morning, the city of Los Angeles is still brightly lit, and the afterglow of the Halloween carnival lingers for a long time in this City of Angels, which is known as the entertainment capital.
Although the festival bells have quietly faded away for more than an hour, the atmosphere on the streets is still very warm, like a never-ending costume parade.
People dressed in all kinds of horror costumes, with unabated excitement on their faces, walked through the neon-lit streets and alleys.
The bars deep in the city are welcoming their busiest night of the year, where classic characters from anime and horror films gather to drink together and indulge in this carnival where fantasy and reality are intertwined.
This is the scene at a bar called Light Bar: dozens of dancers are dancing around poles with graceful movements, while guests around them are holding wine glasses, with banknotes flying, and the noise is almost enough to blow the roof off.
In front of the bar, a man in a suit with white wings decorated on his back, dressed as an angel, was drinking whiskey alone with a sad look on his face, which was out of tune with the lively atmosphere around him.
“Fuck…”
Lucifer finally couldn’t help it, and drank the wine in the glass, cursing under his breath.
The black-haired woman who was mixing drinks for the guests in front couldn’t help but roll her eyes after hearing this. She said helplessly, “It was Satan who opened the gate of hell to take revenge on the Wooden House Organization. It has nothing to do with you. Don’t act so self-blaming. It makes me sick.”
“……”
Lucifer was silent for a moment, then he gently shook the wine glass in his hand and sighed, “Maizi, you don’t understand. This time Satan went too far. Almost all of the twenty-six gates of hell fell around the base of the cabin, and even the civilian areas of New York were not spared. With Old Joe and Quagma’s vengeful nature, after tonight, a war will surely break out between the cabin and hell.”
“Then let them fight.” Maizi shrugged, looking indifferent. “Anyway, Hell is not your business now, and Muwu has a grudge against you. If they fight until both sides suffer losses, isn’t that what you want?”
“Shit? What do you mean by grudge?” Lucifer immediately retorted, “Quigmar and I have a good relationship. We are friends. I can’t just watch him die.”
Maizi chuckled disdainfully when he heard this: “First of all, I have to correct you. You and Quigmar have only had a few drinks together and played with hundreds of succubi. You are far from being friends. Secondly…”
She raised her eyebrows and continued, “You also warned the cabin in advance, right? They must have made all the necessary preparations tonight. Maybe not only will there be no losses, but you can also catch Satan off guard…”
Maizi lowered her head and wiped the wine glass as she spoke, but when she finished speaking, she found that the man in front of her did not respond for a long time.
She immediately stopped what she was doing when she realized something was wrong, looked up at the silent man, and asked in disbelief, “Don’t tell me… you didn’t warn the cabin about Satan’s actions tonight.”
“Uh… I did drink a little too much these two days. I wanted to tell Quigmar in advance, but I forgot about it.” Lucifer smiled awkwardly, with a hint of regret in his eyes.
“Fuck! Don’t try to evade me with such ridiculous words!”
Maizi’s originally calm face suddenly became serious. She looked directly at Lucifer, “Do you need me to remind you, Lord Lucifer? We can’t go back to hell now. If you offend all the forces in the world again, we can only escape from the earth in disgrace like that old God!”
“Hey, I have no obligation to tip off the cabin!” Lucifer tried to defend himself. “Those guys come to trouble us whenever they want. I wish they were all dead.”
“Aren’t you and Quagma friends?”
“Bullshit friends, they’re just people I’ve drunk with and played with thousands of succubi together. I have a lot of friends like that!”
“……”
Maizi was speechless. A few days ago, Lucifer’s subordinates in hell had secretly told him that Satan’s primary goal after returning to hell would be to take revenge on the wooden cabin. He had summoned many undead creatures and planned to open the gates of hell on Halloween night and attack various strongholds in the wooden cabin.
Given Lucifer’s consistent friendly attitude towards humans, Maizi mistakenly thought that he had revealed the news to Quagma in advance, but she didn’t expect that he didn’t even mention it!
“I really have nothing to say to you…”
Seeing Lucifer filling his glass again, Maizi couldn’t stand it anymore, so he snatched the glass and drank it all. Then he wiped the corner of his mouth and asked solemnly: “You should think about how to face Quigmar and Old Joe. We have signed a “Peace Agreement” with the cabin. Anything harmful to the human world in hell must be informed to them in advance. Now, you and Satan are the only ones in the world who can open or close the gates of hell. They may already be on their way!”
“Don’t worry, honey.”
Lucifer still seemed nonchalant. “The cabin is in a mess right now. It has to work with MIB to fight against the invasion of alien species and deal with Satan’s revenge. How can it have the energy to cause trouble to me? Moreover, although I can’t kill Old Joe and Quagma, if we really fight, they may not be my opponents…”
boom–!
Before he could finish his words, there was a loud bang and the ceiling was pierced by a figure!
Rango fell from the sky, and in the dust, he stared at Lucifer coldly: “What about me?”
Lucifer frowned and stared at Rango. After a long silence, he finally tilted his head and asked, “Who are you?”
“……”
After hearing this, Rango, who had a stern face, was speechless and said, “You don’t know me? Fuck, you don’t know me?”
“Hey, don’t be so angry, man.” Seeing this, Lucifer smiled and comforted him, “I meet too many people every day, and it may scare you if I tell you. I believe we must have met before, let me think about it…”
As he said this, he actually started to think seriously, stroking his chin and recalling, “Hawaii? No, that male prostitute is much thinner than you, and his chest muscles are not so developed. Chicago? It doesn’t seem to be either, the waiter doesn’t have such a perky butt as yours. However, you do look a bit like the farmer I met in Montana. I remember we spent three days and two nights together in a tent, and his…”
Bang——!
The memories were interrupted by a punch, and Rango couldn’t listen any more.
He originally wanted to use courtesy before force and ask the other party to close all the gates of hell, but he didn’t expect that this guy actually regarded him as a male prostitute!
Oh my god!
After throwing a punch, Rango was still not satisfied and wanted to follow up with a few more punches.
However, at this moment, the customers in the bar who were originally indulging in the decadence of luxury suddenly gathered around him. Even the strippers who were wearing scant clothes paused their dance and cast unfriendly glances at him.
The smell of sulfur in the air made Rango frown.
It seems that there is no normal person in this bar, they are all creatures from hell.
“roar–!”
These demons covered in human skin let out sharp roars and pounced on Rango like hungry wolves.
Boom boom
At this moment, the entire Light Bar, no, even the streets surrounding the bar, suddenly shook violently as if an earthquake had occurred.
A stream of khaki air suddenly emerged, instantly knocking everyone except Rango to the ground.
“Collide…….”
“No, no, no! You don’t need to use this trick yet.”
“Smash it!”
“…That’s possible.”
Accompanied by a series of murmurs, Moffitt, Teddy and his group walked into the bar with pride.
Because of Lucifer’s reputation, Rango brought all his summoned companions with him this time!
Looking at the human-skinned demons struggling on the ground, Moffitt, whose body had expanded to four or five meters tall, picked up a demon’s leg, lifted the whole person up, and slammed it to the ground, trampling on it repeatedly.
Toothless tried to take a bite of the demon’s body, then spat it out in disgust, shaking his head dozens of times, his eyes full of disgust.
“roar!”
Immediately afterwards, a fierce burst of lightning and fire gushed out of Toothless’s mouth, instantly turning the dozen or so demons in front of him into ashes.
The venom excitedly jumped out of Teddy and continued to parasitize in the bodies of these demons. Every time it entered a demon, it was accompanied by the other’s screams. It was unknown which organ of the other was being devoured.
“this……”
The bartender Maizi got up from the ground. The scene in front of her left her dumbfounded. Her mouth slightly opened, and she was speechless for a moment.
“Ice brandy, please.”
Rango’s voice sounded leisurely, and at the same time, a ten-dollar bill gently fell in front of the bar.
He ignored what was happening behind him, pulled over a chair and sat down, then spoke to the woman in front of him.
“Oh, right…”
Rango suddenly turned around, glanced at his companions, and added, “Make a few more Long Island Iced Teas. We came all the way here from New York.”
Upon hearing this, Maizi’s eyes involuntarily fell on Lucifer lying in the ruins, and he looked embarrassed: “Uh…Mr. Winchester, this…”
“Why? Your bar won’t entertain us righteous people?”
As he spoke, two red lights slowly appeared in Rango’s eyes.
Looking at the Rango in front of him who was more devilish than a devil, Maizi smiled awkwardly and waved his hand to explain: “How could that be? The relationship between our Light Bar and the Wooden House has always been harmonious. Quigmar often comes here to drink.”
“So what did that look you just gave me mean?” Rango asked relentlessly.
Maizi had no choice but to tell the truth: “You can’t order that much wine with the money you gave.”
“……”
Rango coughed awkwardly, then turned around and waved to Yumi, Teddy and others around him.
He was in such a hurry to leave this time that he didn’t have a wallet on him, and even the ten dollars had accidentally fallen into his pocket. Fortunately, although he was short of money, the summons around him should be able to help.
Soon, the bar was piled with credit cards and thick hundred-dollar bills…
“Wotefa?!” Rango looked at the scene in front of him and looked at Teddy and the others in confusion, “Where did you get so much money? And this credit card…it’s even black?!”
“The wages I withheld from the Minions.”
“Mine was applied for by Pepper. By the way, Tony also applied for a black card with unlimited overdraft for McQueen, meow~”
“How about this Toothless?”
Rango looked at the black card that Toothless had just spit out and was still covered in saliva, full of confusion. How come this guy had everything?
“Director McPhee got it for Toothless before he went on a trip abroad. You know he loves Toothless the most.” Teddy replied with a shrug.
“…..Fuck.”
Rango cursed silently, it turned out that each of these guys was richer than him!
He shook his head, decisively stuffed all the black cards and cash into his arms, and announced seriously: “Confiscate them all! The family has been spending more than they earn to support you, this money counts as food expenses.”
“Walter? Don’t be ridiculous, Rango. I got all this money from the minions!”
“That’s the money Pepper gave me to buy fish…”
“roar…….”
Looking at the scene in front of him, Maizi blinked in confusion. Clearly, these people just looked like they were going to kill people, but how come they suddenly became just talking about family matters…
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I don’t know how much time had passed, but the originally messy bar was still in a mess, but the human-skinned demons and succubus pole girls were no longer around.
Teddy and his group sat in a booth, sipping cocktails and chatting and laughing.
At the bar, next to Rango stood a man in a suit with a slightly arrogant look – Lucifer.
“That punch of yours was quite powerful, and it seemed to have the power of the devil attached to it, quite interesting.”
Lucifer touched his slapped face. Not only was he not angry, he started to brag, “But compared to what I was back then, I’m still a lot worse. Please, you don’t think I’m only as strong as I am now, do you? To tell you the truth, I gave up 99.99% of my magic power to come to the human world. Otherwise, if I just breathe, you’ll be dead.”
“……”
Rango was speechless.
“What? You don’t believe it? If you don’t believe it, go to hell and ask around! When Satan was sealed, who was the one who suppressed all the demons in hell by himself? He beat them so hard that the lords of hell didn’t even dare to raise their heads to the human world.”
Lucifer held a cigarette in his mouth, his eyes full of pride, “If it weren’t for me, the world would have been conquered by Hell countless times in the past few thousand years.”
“The human world in the past was not as strong as it is now. Of course, it is just like that now. Quigmar and his people are just a little bit despicable. If we really talk about strength, ten thousand of them combined are not as good as me.”
“By the way, have you met your dad, Pete? He’s a real tough guy! I once tried to throw him into a sea of ​​hellfire that could burn everything, but as soon as I lit a cigarette, he appeared in front of me as if nothing had happened and hit me hard on the chin!”
“Fuck, your dad is the real monster. He can’t be killed no matter how hard you try!”
“…….”
Listening to Lucifer’s non-stop chattering, Rango was overwhelmed. He turned around and asked Maizi who was mixing drinks: “Is this guy always so long-winded?”
Maizi couldn’t help but laugh, secretly glanced at Lucifer, and whispered: “He’s not like this usually. He only talks so much in front of the person he likes.”
“…….”