Chapter 141 [Wooden House] Head of New York Area! (Ch 141)

“Rango!”
When Abel saw him, he no longer cared about flirting with his goddess and pulled Rango to a corner.
His face was full of sternness and his tone was serious: “You can no longer execute the prisoners in the prison at will. Have you ever counted how many prisoners you have killed in the past few days? There are more than 30 of them, and some of them are extremely valuable for research!”
“Hey, relax buddy, they’re just some dark creatures. Just think about how many lives those bastards killed before they were caught in the [Woodhouse]?”
Rango continued to refute: “Even if we kill them all, so what? There is no law that says we can’t kill monsters at will.”
“It’s not that simple, Rango.” Abel shook his head and sighed, “Admittedly, some were captured because they committed many evil deeds and caused panic, but many more were actually captured by your parents because they thought it was fun and interesting.”
“Huh? There is such a thing?” Rango was stunned.
Abel nodded and explained, “That’s right. For example, the sirens you killed yesterday were imprisoned in the ‘wooden house’ simply because Mr. Peter thought they sang beautifully when he was on a boat, just to listen to the music in his spare time. From birth to now, this family has never harmed anyone!”
“Fuck! Why didn’t they tell me?!”
“They can’t talk!”
Rango frowned. He still remembered the sirens from yesterday. Not only were they half-human, half-fish monsters, but even their upper bodies with human features were not as pretty as the mermaids in the movies. With their jagged teeth, they looked extremely ferocious.
But I didn’t expect it to be so harmless!
He patted his chest regretfully and assured: “OK, my bad! My fault brother, I won’t do this again in the future.”
Anyway, the energy provided by these little things is pitifully small, and killing this monster is far from as satisfying as he had expected.
“I hope you can keep your word, Rango.” Abel looked at him doubtfully and sighed, “In fact, many monsters in the prison were captured for very strange reasons. For example, the Yeti, which was originally peaceful and had never even set foot on the edge of human society, but because Chief Joe absurdly thought one day that the Yeti’s legs might be transplanted onto his own body, he captured it and conducted many inhumane studies on it.”
“And the slender figure, who was supposed to be a ghost in the forest, free and unfettered, but because of a silly bet between Mr. Pitt and Cleveland about the skin color of this monster, they finally went to great lengths to tie him up from the woods and imprison him in a dark cell.”
“As for the deformed two-headed woman with superpowers, it’s because Commander Quigmar wanted to try something new…”
“….”
This guy listed dozens of monsters that were captured to satisfy the various special hobbies and bad tastes of the “Four Horsemen of the Wooden House”.
After hearing this, Rango’s original filter of [Wooden House], which was already in jeopardy, was instantly shattered.
Is this even worthy of being called the Four Horsemen?
Aren’t these the four most evil people? !
“Fuck…” Rango couldn’t help but swear, his hands hanging down helplessly, “Why do you sound like my father and his men are the monsters? They run around everywhere, capturing dark creatures, is it just to satisfy their own selfish desires and evil tastes?”
“Um… Actually, that’s not the case. It’s mainly because those evil monsters were basically killed on the spot before they were even brought to the cabin.”
Abel quickly added, “And the officers are very friendly to most monsters. For example, the deformed two-headed woman, with the help of Officer Quigmar, not only found love, but also learned to control her superpowers. Isn’t this a kind of redemption?”
“…Shit!”
Rango shook his head unhappily. “You’d better stop talking, Abel. I originally thought that our parents were great men who saved the world, but now I see that their qualities are not even as good as mine!”
Abel realized that he had said something wrong and quickly explained: “Of course they have made an indelible contribution to saving the world, but in addition to being heroes, they also have some special quirks of their own… I think this is understandable.”
Rango smiled casually and said no more. At this time, he found that although Abel was talking to him, his eyes were always glancing at Nuyana who was talking to her brother not far away.
Seeing this, Rango pretended to be unintentional and said, “It’s not easy to serve such a brother-in-law, Abel. Nuada seems to have always been against you and his sister being together.”
Abel was startled, his face slightly red, and he waved his hands in panic, saying: “Rango, you misunderstood, Nuyana and I are not in the relationship you think, we are just… just…”
“Yeah, it’s just that you have a crush on her, right?”
Rango smiled and patted his shoulder, interrupting his embarrassment: “Don’t be embarrassed, man, it’s not shameful to like someone.”
Abel scratched his head awkwardly, with a hint of bitterness in his eyes: “I…it’s enough for me to just be able to see her from a distance. She is very far away from me.”
“Wow, I only knew about licking dogs, I didn’t expect there’s also licking fish.”
Rango smiled and said to him seductively: “I heard from the staff here that because of Liz’s pregnancy, you and Hellboy haven’t been on a mission for several days, so you see… do you want to come to my place?”
“Huh? What do you mean by coming to your place?” Abel asked puzzled.
Rango smiled mysteriously and took out an exquisite metal nameplate from his pocket. The shield-shaped design was engraved with the “Wood House” logo, and the word “NY” was prominently printed below.
This was the identity badge that Quigmar gave him after a conversation with him not long ago.
General Manager of the New York region of the supernatural resistance organization [The Cabin in the Woods]!
The title is very long, but in short, he will be the boss of [The Wood House] in New York from now on.
At first, both Quigmar and Old Joe considered having him succeed Hellboy and play an important role in the Texas headquarters, becoming a “fire-fighting hero” on call at all times.
But both Rango and the people he brought with him, including Clare, strongly refused, and some even seemed to be ready to leave if they disagreed.
Rango and his gang didn’t come here to work for the American government. If they were asked to go out and fight dark creatures every day like office workers and then have to endure the bullying of their superiors when they come back, they would not do this job no matter how much money they were offered.
It just so happened that I had communicated with Lao K and Lao Qiao before, and learned that because the MIB headquarters is in New York, in order not to disperse its own forces, [Wooden House] did not deploy any personnel in New York. As a result, whenever there was unrest caused by dark creatures there, it was often MIB that had to cross-border to resolve it.
As a native of Xinxiang who had just rebuilt his mansion and would even be the next director of the Museum of Natural History, Rango decisively proposed that his team take over the defense of New York.
They also made a bold promise that with them around, no dark creature would be able to sneak into New York!
What else could Quigma say? Given his deep friendship with Pete, he really treated Rango as his own nephew.
After sighing helplessly twice, he agreed to Rango and reported the situation here to the White House as quickly as possible.
Rango still remembers what the old man named President said when Quagma dialed the red phone.
“I’m hosting a roasted alien dinner with the MIB people, it’s up to you, Quigmar.”
In this way, Rango naturally became the head of the most prosperous metropolis in North America.
The White House even approved an initial grant of up to five million US dollars to build a New York branch and protect the peace of the city.
Now think about it, it all happened so fast like a nonsensical movie…
Without further ado, Rango waved the nameplate in front of Abel, then stopped laughing and said seriously, “Come to New York and help me with something, man!”
Abel was surprised when he heard this: “Me? But you have so many people under you, Da Vinci and others, as well as the vomiting man, Andrew and others, each of them is so strong.”
“Yeah, you’re right, man. They are quite capable, but unfortunately…”
Rango glanced around and saw that they were gone. He pointed at his head and whispered to Abel, “It’s a pity that they are so stupid. Apart from me, there is no smart person in the team! I need your wise head to save them.”
Although he didn’t want to admit it, Rango knew very well that none of his brothers had any brains. If something happened in New York in the future and he sent them out to solve it, they might even get lost.
But it’s different with Abel around!
As Hellboy’s right-hand man, this fishman is not only very intelligent, but also proficient in science. Even his understanding of dark creatures is unmatched. His combat power may be a little lacking, but is combat power what Rango needs? It’s a smart brain!
Isn’t it a waste to have such a good talent following Hellboy?
“Listen, man.” Rango nudged him with his shoulder and advised sincerely, “Think about it, the elves’ lair is right below New York, and Nuyana will definitely go back to New York in a few days. If you are in New York, you might see her every day. There is a saying in the East that love grows over time. If you stay together for a long time, you can develop some feelings even if you don’t have any.”
“Besides, I have a pretty good relationship with her brother. Even though I beat him to death every day, we are already good friends. I will say a few good words for you and your relationship with Nuyana will be settled!”
“Hmm? How do you think about it? Think about it carefully yourself, brother.”
Rango winked at Abel who was in a dilemma, and just when he was about to strike while the iron was hot, his cell phone rang suddenly.
He picked it up and took a look, his expression suddenly became amused. It was the girl named Heather whom he met on the road before.