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Chapter 64 “The local gangs are so rude!” (Ch 64)

Chapter 64 "The local gangs are so rude!"

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“Forehead……”

After these two humanoid monsters broke in, they seemed a little confused by the scene before them.

Soldiers on horseback, musketeers with guns, ragged savages, Indians wrapped in animal hair…

There are even fucking dinosaurs!

Why are there so many people in the museum in the middle of the night?!

“Didn’t the boss say there was only one security guard in the museum? What the hell is going on here?”

“How would I know? Is there someone having a party?”

“Is there anyone who has a party in a museum?!”

“…….”

The two monsters, who were originally aggressive, were now scratching their heads and whispering loudly.

Just then, a shout came from behind the service desk: “Oi!!!”

Rango jumped out from behind the service counter, walked forward fearlessly, glared at the two bastards and cursed: “You blind bastards! How dare you rob my territory?!”

“Robbery? No no no! We’re here to steal.”

The two guys who looked like orcs waved their hands quickly, then took out a blueprint from their pockets, pointed at something drawn on it and said, “This is it, have you seen it?”

Another pig monster added: “According to our boss, this is a part of an alien weapon. Someone picked it up and donated it to your museum. As long as it can be reassembled, it can destroy the world. If it is convenient for you, find it and give it to us.”

“Yeah, thanks a lot buddy.”

“…….”

Rango fell silent after hearing this. He couldn’t figure out for a moment whether these two bastards were really stupid or just pretending to be stupid.

What was drawn on the drawing was very simple, a cylindrical mechanical part with dozens of rings inlaid on the outer layer.

This thing…he has actually seen it before.

It is being displayed in the aviation exhibition hall as rocket wreckage.

As for what destroys the world…

Rango looked at the two orcs in front of him. Logically speaking, the normal appearance of these orcs hiding in human society is actually no different from that of ordinary people. They will only reveal their beast form when they are stimulated or their animal nature is aroused.

Moreover, their beast form means exactly what it says. For example, the werewolf that took Emma away before was a wild wolf in beast form.

But the two guys in front of him looked like orcs, not at all like ordinary rhinoceros and pig monsters.

“OK…”

Rango shrugged, too lazy to think about the origins of these two guys. There are all kinds of monsters in this world, so he is not surprised at all to see two more orcs.

“I don’t care who your boss is, and I don’t want to worry about where your boss lives if the world is destroyed.”

Rango pointed at the rhino horn in front of him and said in a deep voice, “Now squat in the corner and wait for the police to come and explain to them.”

“Shit! You actually called the police?”

“That’s really rude, man. We’re just here to steal something!”

The two who were originally looking silly and cute suddenly shouted in displeasure: “Just hand over the damn parts honestly! Do you think we are good people?”

“That’s right, don’t force me to do it, buddy. You should be able to see that we are not ordinary people!”

“Yeah?”

Rango raised a sarcastic smile and said jokingly: “Want to hear a joke? ‘Knock Knock, who’s there?'”

“Go f**K yourself!”

Before he could finish his curse, Rango suddenly kicked out, giving the rhino monster in front of him a hard blow in the crotch!

Then, he quickly pulled out the gun from his waist with his right hand and shot continuously at the wild boar monster over there. Each bullet flew accurately towards the guy’s forehead!

These two bastards smashed the door of the museum in the middle of the night, and they said they were here to steal things. Even if they were killed, the police wouldn’t be able to find any fault with them.

“It hurts, it hurts!”

But what shocked Rango was that the boar man was shot several times in the forehead at such a close distance, but he only bleed a little, and all the bullets were firmly stuck in his thick skin!

“roar–!”

The rhino next to it also reacted. It lowered its head, raised its horn that was shining with cold light, and rushed towards Rango!

It’s a pity that he was too reckless and his accuracy was quite lacking.

Rango twisted his waist casually to dodge, and the guy actually crashed into the wall on the side, with his head stuck in it, and he couldn’t even pull it out for a while.

Seeing this, the wild boar monster on the other side, who was still holding his head and screaming, pulled out two Uzi submachine guns from his waist and shot at Rango!

Red lightning flashed –

Rango avoided the immediate firepower in an instant, but the subsequent stray bullets made a mess in the hall.

Many model statues that were still standing there, not understanding what was happening, were all shattered by bullets!

“Sangaofu bitch!”

Rango got angry instantly after seeing this scene.

Although he did not have a close relationship with these resurrected character models, they had spent so many nights together and were usually respectful to him and obedient like little brothers.

He couldn’t bear to see these guys being shot to death.

The next second, red electric light flashed, and the wild boar monster that was still firing wildly disappeared from the spot in an instant!

boom–!

Rango’s [sports car head] feature was activated, and he pushed the guy straight through the wall and threw him heavily onto the street.

“You’re pretty tough, right?!”

Rango put on brass knuckles, and with the help of extreme speed, his fists turned into afterimages that fell like a storm.

In just a blink of an eye, he had already punched the wild boar monster’s head dozens of times!

The wild boar monster, which was originally roaring, was knocked unconscious by this series of attacks.

But what surprised him was that this time, both the brass knuckles and the blue system lines on the palm seemed to be silent, and did not provide any help to his attack.

This guy looks so abstract, how could he not be a supernatural being?!

“Rango, be careful!”

Just then, Teddy’s exclamation suddenly came from behind.

His figure disappeared in an instant, and the next second, countless bullets shot out from the ground where he was standing, leaving holes in the ground!

In front of the museum, the rhino monster who finally pulled his head out of the wall, like his brother, raised two submachine guns and fired while roaring: “Damn security guards! Hundreds of dollars a month, what are you doing……”

Bang——!

Before this guy could finish his words, he was kicked away by Rango at high speed.

“I make $25 an hour!”

Rango snorted coldly, and his fists and kicks carried an impact force of several hundred kilometers per hour. Each blow was like a heavy hammer, and finally embedded the rhino monster into the wall, making it unable to move.

Then he bent down, picked up the submachine gun on the ground, and fired several shots at the rhino monster’s body.

As expected, each bullet was stuck tightly in the guy’s thick skin.

He then stuffed the muzzle of the gun directly into the guy’s mouth and asked in a deep voice: “Who is your boss?”

“Wow…”

“The bones are pretty hard, I’m sorry.”

After saying that, Rango was about to shoot a full volley of bullets into this guy’s throat, but just as he was about to press the trigger, the rhino suddenly signaled his mouth with his eyes.

“…..Saury.”

Rango shrugged and pulled out the gun.

The rhino took the opportunity to cough a few times and quickly confessed: “Big Foot Gang! Our boss is called Shredder, and he sent us here to steal the parts.”

“Gangster?” Rango frowned.

“Yes, almost all of its members are samurai and ninjas from Japan. It is one of the largest gangs in New York…”

Feeling the strong murderous intent of the man in front of him, the rhino monster hurriedly told him everything he knew.

After hearing this, Rango cursed in his heart in dissatisfaction.

These local gangsters are so rude that they even come to rob a museum!

Just as he was about to continue asking, a sound suddenly came from not far away.

A manhole cover suddenly opened, and then four big green turtles jumped out from it…


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Amazing America: My Uncanny Summons!

Amazing America: My Uncanny Summons!

超凡美利坚:我的离奇召唤物!
Status: Ongoing Type: Released: 2025 Native Language: chinesse
(This book is also known as "A Wonderful Night at the Museum", "Starting from Screaming Laughter and Joyfully Exorcising Demons", and "The First Summoned Creature is a Teddy Bear?!") "You ask who I am?" Rango cleared his throat and said in a serious tone: "Retired dream thief, patron saint of the museum's night shift, uncle who is born a bad seed, leader of the Wen family's twin evil spirits, master of the witch group, supreme devil of the murder house, fearless captain of the demon-killing special forces, supreme enemy of the ancient god Titan, traveler across time and space, god who summons all things..." "There is no room for so many people here!" Bang! The door of the hotel slammed shut! "..." (A million-word high-quality Hong Kong variety show, character can be guaranteed!)

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