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Chapter 114 Isn’t this a grand opening? (Ch 114)

Chapter 114 Isn't this a grand opening?

“A Taoist partner? Is the coach going to match everyone up? Is there any girl willing to be my Taoist partner?”

“I want to find one too, preferably a cute girl between 18 and 22 years old. Eight-pack abs will definitely satisfy them!”

“It seems that everyone is impatient. I am also looking for a Taoist partner. The monthly payment is 10,000. Girls who like twin ponytails can contact me!”

“Hehehe… I like young women, around 30 years old, available whenever you call!”

“You upstairs are possessed by Cao Cao!”

“I’m a girl, 160cm tall, 200kg in weight, looking for a suitable partner, 20,000 RMB a month, eight-pack abs and 180cm+…”

“Oh my god, isn’t this a blind date convention?”

“It’s a mess!!”

Xiang Ming couldn’t help but smile bitterly when he saw these comments.

I didn’t expect these netizens to be so active. They were eager to find a partner before I even finished speaking.

Their ideas must be corrected. Taoist companions are not lovers, but like-minded friends.

Xiang Ming added helplessly: “Don’t worry, everyone, maybe everyone misunderstood what the Taoist companion meant.”

“A Taoist companion is a friend who studies and progresses together, regardless of gender!”

“A Taoist partner doesn’t necessarily have to be of the opposite sex. We’re practicing martial arts here, not doing a dating show!”

“So my advice to everyone is, when looking for a Taoist partner, don’t always focus on appearance, such as black or white stockings or eight-pack abs.

You should find a like-minded friend who can help each other as a companion. “

“And I advise you not to look for the opposite sex. After all, if two people of different genders practice together frequently, there may be some physical contact.

By then, the irresistible urge will distract you and prevent you from concentrating on practicing!”

After hearing what Xiang Ming said.

Netizens all felt a little lost.

Some people held onto a glimmer of hope and asked, “Brother, can’t you find a partner of the opposite sex? Will it really affect your cultivation?”

“Coach, if I can overcome this restlessness, can I find a beautiful girl as my Taoist partner?”

“Coach, isn’t there a way for two of us to practice together?”

“Wow, the brother upstairs is going to use his ultimate move, even bringing up dual cultivation, hahahaha!”

Facing everyone’s questions, Xiang Ming smiled slightly, shook his head and said, “There is no so-called dual cultivation method, and hormones are not so easy to control.

Of course, you can try it first.”

Then, he invited Min Xiaowei to cooperate with him in the demonstration.

He then began to explain some things to note when sparring, and how to use real wooden stakes to develop perception skills.

Time flies.

Two hours later, a police car drove into the village from outside.

Chi Wenkai, who was waiting there, saw the police coming and immediately stepped forward to greet them with a smile on his face.

“The police are finally here. Let’s quickly arrest the person who illegally raised a national treasure!”

After several policemen saw Chi Wenkai.

According to the procedure, ask: “Did you call the police?”

“Where is the man who raised the panda without permission now?”

Chi Wenkai nodded repeatedly and replied: “Yes, I was the one who called the police.”

“He is in our village and I know his family.

Come with me, the giant panda must still be at his home now!”

As soon as he finished speaking, Chi Wenkai led several policemen towards the village.

The villagers noticed that there were many policemen coming and became curious.

“Why are there so many police officers today?”

“I don’t know. We haven’t seen the police in our village for several years. Did these outsiders do something bad?”

“It’s very possible, I said at the time that we shouldn’t rent the house to outsiders.

After all, we don’t know their background either.”

Several elderly people were talking about it and thought that the police were going to arrest the young people who rented the house.

There were a few young people nearby who were in the same group as Chi Wenkai, but they did not live together.

Hearing the old people’s talk, they smiled proudly and said, “This time it’s not because of us tenants, but actually Xiang Ming from our village who broke the law. You all have seen the giant panda before, right?”

“This thing is the evidence!”

“Indeed, private individuals are not allowed to keep such rare animals, otherwise it would be illegal.”

“I’m afraid this guy will be sued. Who knows how long he will have to stay in jail!”

“Shouldn’t we pack up and leave? If he goes to jail, we won’t have a chance to take advantage of the popularity, right?”

“Oh, the rent is only half paid, how can you move out so soon?”

“There are benefits to staying here. The environment here is good and live streaming can help increase your followers. Especially the scenery on the cliff where Xiang Ming usually exercises is even better.”

These gloating words made the elderly people nearby very dissatisfied.

One of the old men retorted: “Nonsense, our village once locked up giant pandas in a pigpen and nothing happened.”

“That’s right. Xiang Ming clearly didn’t harm the animal, but feeding it food is illegal.”

Several young people said disdainfully: “Old man, things are different now. The legal regulations were not perfect back then, and pandas were not a national protected species at that time.”

“Now, no matter what good things you have done, as long as you adopt a child privately, it is a crime.”

After learning that the news was true, a group of elders were extremely angry.

“I didn’t agree to rent out the house in the first place, but now these people have come to harm the good people in our village!”

“Refund your money and check out, tell them to get out!”

“Hurry up and inform Xiang Ming to hide the giant panda.”

“Others tried every way to slow down the police.”

Afterwards, several elderly people who were still agile came forward to talk to the police.

There was also a strong old man who rushed directly to Xiang Ming’s home, intending to give an early warning.

After a while.

Lao Hu came to Xiang Ming’s house and said anxiously: “Xiang, run quickly, the police are coming here!”

Xiang Ming, who was teaching martial arts skills online, stopped what he was doing.

In fact, he had learned the news from Ren Zhong as early as noon, so he was mentally prepared and did not show overly anxious. Instead, he pulled the panting Lao Hu to sit down, have a cup of tea and rest for a while.

At this moment, the atmosphere in the live broadcast room suddenly exploded.

“What’s going on? Why are you arresting the coach?”

“Is this a mistake?”

“It’s impossible for such a selfless and kind teacher to do something illegal. It must be a misunderstanding!”

“Humph, could it be that he really has a secret that he cannot reveal, and it has been revealed now?”

“Shut up and stop making up rumors.”

“I believe the coach is innocent, +1 for support.”

Seeing Xiang Ming, who was not nervous at all but entertained him, Lao Hu became more and more anxious:

“Xiang Zi, why aren’t you running away? Are you waiting to be caught?”

“It’s best to leave as soon as possible!”

Xiang Ming just smiled and said nothing.

Seeing that several urgings were useless, Lao Hu suddenly realized a more serious problem.


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Live Fitness: Everyone Becomes One Punch Man

Live Fitness: Everyone Becomes One Punch Man

直播健身:全民化身一拳超人
Status: Ongoing Type: Released: 2025 Native Language: chinesse
After traveling to another world, Xiang Ming thought he could get a golden finger, but he did not expect to go back to his old job and become a coder! On this day, he was suffering from back pain and leg cramps, and was about to go to the foot massage parlor for a massage... Suddenly... Ding! [The martial arts system has been bound! ] [The novice gift has been issued, please check your package! ] It turns out that the martial arts popularization system is to make martial arts spread all over the world, and everyone can practice it. After all, there is no coward with kung fu! Whenever someone learns martial arts, he can get a certain amount of martial arts promotion value. In short, the more people learn martial arts, the stronger his strength will be.

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