47 Remember to enlarge my P (Ch 47)

Mizuto Menen’s head fell to the ground with a “bang”.
Everything happened too suddenly, even the once world-famous Hashirama Senju and Tobirama Senju were stunned for a moment.
“Then, is that also your disciple, Tobirama? I remember his name was… uh… uh…”
Hashirama Senju tried to think for a long time but couldn’t remember the name of Mitokado En.
When Senju Tobirama accepted disciples, his body was already in retirement due to an old illness left over from the battle with Uchiha Madara.
I can only barely remember a few of the disciples who were stronger and had a greater presence, such as Sarutobi Hiruzen, Shimura Danzo, and Uchiha Kagami.
As for Mito Kado En, Utane Koharu and the like, Senju Hashirama had long forgotten them.
“Tobirama-sensei! Please help us! This naturally evil Uchiha brat has gone too far! Now he has even teamed up with Orochimaru to try to overthrow our Konoha!”
The 60-year-old Utane Koharu was instantly possessed by the spirit of drama, as if she was a child who was bullied at school and went home to look for her mother.
Looking at Utane Koharu running towards him with wrinkles on her face and tears and snot, Senju Tobirama said he was scared.
After dodging sideways and getting beaten up by Koharu Utane, Senju Tobirama angrily asked Luan: “It’s really the evil Uchiha brat! As expected, I -”
bass!
The sword flashed, and the throat of Edo Tenshin Tobirama was cut off. Just like his beloved disciple ten seconds ago, his entire head was chopped off.
Not to mention that the strength of Tobirama Senju, who used ordinary ninjas as sacrifices, is less than 30% of his original strength. Don’t forget that Orochimaru has not yet touched the restraints on them. Ordinary people can beat these two super shadows.
“Although I don’t want to argue with a talking corpse, can you please stop talking so much?”
Luan stuck the sword into the ground next to him with a look of disgust, then untied his belt in front of the stunned gazes of the Kage-level masters, and then…
A rainbow streaked across the sky and landed on the forehead of Edo Tobirama.
“Boy!!!”
If it weren’t for his wrong bloodline, Senju Tobirama could directly transform into a Super Saiyan at this moment.
After releasing the water, Luan shook it twice, and the last few drops were accurately sprinkled into the roaring mouth of the Evil Earth Tobirama, and it was unknown whether it was intentional or accidental.
Snap~
Just then, a camera flash caught everyone’s eyes.
Uchiha Yashiro, who had just performed the Four Purple Flame Formation and was disguised as a Cloud Ninja, came over with a camera and said apologetically, “No, sorry, clan leader, because I think it would be a shame not to take a picture of this scene.”
Originally, he brought the camera in to take pictures of the Third Hokage dying heroically in battle, and then the head of his own clan making a heroic appearance to save Konoha, so as to facilitate future publicity of the greatness of the Uchiha clan head and the political capital for ascending to the throne of Hokage after the war.
Well, it’s just like the classic photo of Su Luan’s previous life where the King of Understanding was hiding from a gun.
I didn’t expect to witness this scene so often.
Uchiha Yashiro decided to give one copy of the photo to every family in the Uchiha clan after it was developed, and asked them to frame it in the living room and bow to the photo three times every day when they woke up.
“asshole!”
Because of its body being reborn from the Impure World Reincarnation, Tobirama Senju’s eyes were dull and now they seemed to be spewing fire.
If this kind of photo were to be spread out, would he, the Second Hokage and the fastest ninja in the ninja world, still have any face? !
“It’s okay. Remember to give me a bigger P next time.”
Luan waved her hand.
“ah?”
Uchiha Yashiro didn’t understand the meaning of the word “P” for a moment, but after a few seconds he realized it and said, “Oh, clan leader, don’t worry about that. I couldn’t see you from that angle just now.”
During the few seconds that the two were talking, the reincarnated body of Senju Tobirama had begun to repair itself, and the fallen head broke into paper-like pieces and flew back to his neck.
However, before Senju Tobirama could get used to his first large body coming out of the Impure World, another figure bumped into him.
It’s Uchiha Inahime!
Like Uchiha Yashiro, he was also one of the members who disguised himself as a Cloud Ninja and performed the Four Purple Flame Formation.
Uchiha Inahina revealed his true identity and rushed forward. After knocking down the Edo Tensei Tobirama, he was not done yet. He grabbed the white hair on the top of his head and slammed him to the ground.
“I let you harm Uchiha! I let you harm Uchiha! I let you harm Uchiha…”
Several Uchiha jonin guarding outside the barrier were eager to try.
Why don’t you call me for such a good thing?
…
Five minutes later.
“Go to hell! Go to hell!”
“He’s dead.”
“Oh, sorry, I said the wrong thing! Keep fighting!”
“It is said that the body of the Impure World Reincarnated has no sense of pain. Will it be effective if we hit him like this?”
“My urine is yellow and foamy, get out of my way, I want to piss him to death!”
“Let me do it! I ate dragon fruit this morning and I’m feeling uncomfortable.”
Inside the barrier with a hole opened, the Evil World Tobirama was surrounded by a large number of indignant Uchiha ninjas.
They kept punching and kicking the filthy body lying on the ground, unable to get up.
After realizing that ordinary attacks would not work on the Impure World Body, he turned the Impure World Body into a public toilet.
Click~click~click~
Uchiha Yashiro continued taking pictures.
Luan, who wanted to smoke a cigarette, couldn’t help but persuade everyone to stop fighting, saying it would rain if they continued fighting. At the same time, she couldn’t help but spit at the other party twice.
The atmosphere at the scene was extremely weird, even Orochimaru was dumbfounded.
How come the master-killing conference that I had been looking forward to for a long time suddenly turned into a gang fight?
“Alright, alright, hurry up and go out and guard, otherwise we’ll be discovered.”
In the end, there was not a single piece of normal flesh on Senju Tobirama’s body. After this man was fished out of the cesspool, under Luan’s command, dozens of Uchiha left the hole in the barrier with satisfied expressions.
“God, God is born evil…”
He raised his head with difficulty, and his teeth seemed to be turning yellow as he reluctantly opened his mouth.
“Tobirama——”
The momentum was astonishing, and it was only higher than the domineering color. It came crashing down, and it was actually Senju Hashirama.
“Shut up.”
Senju Hashirama, who exuded an amazing aura but looked helpless, dissuaded him.
Don’t you think you haven’t lost face enough?
In the Naruto world where everyone is obsessed with their brother, Tobirama Senju gritted his teeth but ultimately did not dare to refute his brother.
“Young man, can you tell me what happened to the village after I died?”
Senju Hashirama looked at Luan and asked.
“ha?”
Luan raised her eyebrows slightly.
He is here to wait for the elders to die and reap the benefits, not to be a free chat companion.
“Two of your brother’s apprentices are still alive. Why don’t you ask them?”
Luan pointed at Sarutobi Hiruzen and Utane Koharu.
The two remaining elders of the Sunset Group felt a pang in their hearts.
At the moment, he could only divert his attention. Sarutobi Hiruzen suddenly turned his head and shouted at Orochimaru: “Orochimaru, you actually played with the dead, I will personally -”
“Wait a minute, Monkey. I want to know what happened to the village in the years that Tobirama and I were away.”
Senju Hashirama raised his hand to stop him, then turned to look at Orochimaru, “Young man named Orochimaru, can you please give me a favor?”
The confused Orochimaru suddenly found this quite interesting. He immediately showed a nasty smile and licked his lower lip. “Since the God of the Ninja Realm said so, how can I not obey? Luan Jun, what do you think?”
Uchiha Luan also showed an amused expression when he heard this, “Of course no problem, there is still time, let our strongest Hokage tell his two teachers about the ‘contributions’ that the four of them have made to Konoha in the past half century.”
During the Chunin Exam in the original story, Orochimaru’s Sound Ninja and the Sand Ninja who secretly sneaked into Konoha were only a few hundred people, but they turned Konoha upside down.
Moreover, even with Jiraiya around, no one had the time to reinforce Sarutobi Hiruzen.
Not to mention that he had called over 2,000 Cloud Ninjas!